Rate my girlfriend's cake

Rate my girlfriend's cake

Cum in her braces while you still can.

What a qt3.14159

Shit Thread / 10. Delete it.

I'd hit that

I want to cum in her throat and braces

I'd love to challenge her to say "chocolate cake" with my big throbbing dick in her mouth..

>I told my gf to hold up her margarita to show you.

you can't even cook pasta user.

Those birdhouses are scary. That's Twin Peaks kind of stuff...

Nice cake...

>The icing

Watch your mouths

no hers

are you saying you don't have a braces fetish? are you letting her braces go to waste? she won't have them forever man, hurry up and get your foreskin/tongue caught in them!
And the cake has a great trad bakery aesthetic

Why don't you take a seat

>be blue-collar middle-class American
>literally the last of a dying breed
>you can't really complain, you have a beautiful wife and daughter
>come home one day
>your daughter runs up to you grinning ear to ear
>she made you a cake
>the daily grind has become so grindy you forgot it was your birthday
>you're so goddamn proud of her you take a picture and throw it up on facebook
>some autistic cunt rips the image off the internet and uses it for pedo-bait on a Belarusian gull-hunting forum
>the pathetic fuck even renames it in a vain attempt to make it look like its actually off of his phone
Unironically pic related OP.

nice autism

Only after you rate my girlfriend's cookies.

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holy kek this image

I'd tongue punch her fart box, if you know what I mean

yeah, i'd fart in her mouth too

>being this vile around a cute girl
kys

>girl

It's 2012 + 7 - 1 m8

It's not 2018 moron

that isn't a girl either, butt fagget

D'oh!

her cookies seem nice, but her daughter seems nicer

learn to math niggah

2012+7=2019 - 1=2018
Kys

and removed the "prime jailbait" watermark

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are you dating a fucking 12 years old?