Fine Dining

I enjoy going to Michelin rated restaurants but my friends are too poor, stupid, and classless to understand.
What do?

Stop talking to poor people about how you spent $300 on a dinner

Me, too, Bro. Thing is, all my friends are into it. How about you look for a partner who shares your passion?

>the gf has invited & paid 6- and 8 course Michelin restaurants on 2 separate occasions

She's poor as fuck, too, doesn't stop her from going all out for a birthday present

Get gud friends.

Take a whore

You're like those cunts on /co/ that think they're superior for liking Rick and Morty and thinking everything about it is "deep and intelligent" when it's really not.

I don't blame them if it comes off pretentious, and you have to dress like you typically never do. Just have to be into that sort of thing. If they're not into food, it's kinda wasted on them, unless they're just looking for a place to play dress up. In which case, your friends are homos.

It's not just a dinner at that point, it's practically a performance. And these hicks spend that much on basketball tickets and lottery.
I do need a girlfriend. Then it's more like just showing off how much I'm splurging on her. Rather than being a simple homo that enjoys fine dining.
not that simple. There are people that claim to like this stuff just because they think they are supposed to. That's annoying too.
No, I don't like the pretentious ones. I don't like the food on the tablecloth bullshit or chasing my food around the plate. It's got to taste good.
I do identify with them. I made fun of these places too until I tried a few. Then tried to make some of this stuff at home.
Seems to be the most viable option but now I'm paying at least double. But then again, she would pretty much feel required to give a BJ.

So you're just a faggot, then.

I don't think so but if Michelin gave three stars to a penis I'd probably be compelled to try it.