The wife is on a trip with her family. I'm cooking for myself tonight

I usually post on Reddit.
Force of habit I guess.
I cooked a steak in the end, it was pretty good.

The bait is set

How long did you let that rest? It look really good, although the ketchup was an unnecessary flourish, even as far as memeing goes.

Grammar is bullshit, language doesn't follow strict rules. It's ever changing.

The simple fact you knew EXACTLY what I meant shows your anger is meaningless. My words communicated my meaning clearly.

It's not ketchup.

Why? Seems reasonable

I'm a shitty phoneposter

All the dishes I posted were veg, what the fuck??

I don't give a fuck about grammar Bro, I genuinely want to know WHY, for real

Why did you choose the instead of me? I Must know

must be satan's cum

Catsup, whatever

Grammar is supposed to follow strict rules. It doesn't because some people are idiots and won't or can't follow the rules.

It's like saying well we had slaves in the past so why not have them now? The existence of past fuckups does not justify future ones.

>>My words communicated my meaning clearly.
It also communicated the fact that you're an idiot. Do you want that?