Chipotle Is About to Unleash Queso Nationwide

>Chipotle Is About to Unleash Queso Nationwide

And 15 minutes later, the nation is going to unleash that queso from their asses faster than the speed of sound

The collective force of everyone's shit slamming into the toilet simultaneously will cause the mega volcano at yellowstone park to explode, destroying the western united states, and this is all Donald Trumps fault

No it's really not, I've gotten runny shits multiple times from eating their food. It definitely didn't happen every time, but it happened.

Also they're going to start testing drive-through in Ohio this October. Please buy CMG.

Finally

Too bad my town has a Panchero's a block away from it though.

lol. you can tell they're desperate to convince people to give them another chance. no thanks, I'd rather not get sick.

Chipotle is so 2012. No one cares.

After you eat real food, fast food, especially the cat food they sell at taco bell, will make you shit liquid.

I shat 3 times in an hour the morning after eating Taco Bell for dinner this weekend

I concur. The only thing that still doesn't do such a thing is pizza. That, and Wendy's.

Yep. Had it not too long ago, too salty and has a weird texture

The chips alone is 450 calories.

Where in Ohio and how did you find out about this?

ugh omg im soooooooooo fat lol xd calories are so bad

Qdoba is better

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Listen. I'm white.
You can't just come in here and culturally appropriate our cheese.

it's very gritty and grainy
like if someone made a shitty roux

What do you think people are going to rush in and defend you because someone made fun of you?

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>It literally only happened twice at a few locations.
Get back to me once you've done a little more investigating buddy. I'm sure you'll make a great detective one day.

White gold

Colons BTFO

Moe's queso is retty gud

Moe's > Chipotle

>tfw you went to get a burrito on Monday and the guy gave you a huge burrito with queso and guacamole for $5.55

People still actually eat at Chipotle? Nasty.

450 calories for a small bag of chips?
A quarter of the calories you should eat for the entire day?
Not including what ever you dip in it?
It's not just "just calories xd"

Moe's is pretty fucking terrible.
It tastes incredibly bland.

Kek

Does chipotle have the best value burritos for their price? Been eating there recently and realized I really fucking like burritos and I've been wondering if I could do better

All things considered I think so. It's big enough to last the entire day if you want it to, and the flavors are on point. The only thing that has a better price to taste/fullness level is little ceasers imo. Places like tacobell and mcdee have really fallen off in the price to quality ration in the past 5 or so years.

Depends on where you live.
Your local taqueria/taco truck might be better.

Fucking took long enough Jesus Christ

Listeria-strained cheese. Sounds yummy!

I prefer my local burrito joint over Chipotle desu senpai

>$5 for some melted Velveeta
Pass.

Someone should warn the hospitals

what if the chips and "what ever you dip in it" is a quarter of the things you eat in the entire day?

I don't know where, sorry m8. I only know because I fell for the CMG stock meme and Robin Hood sends me articles related to it to give me hope of one day getting rid of this bag without losing money.

it's about to unleash cheese?

Depends on where you live. In the Western US there are a bunch of restaurants that all have the same menu but go by different names (Beto's, Alberto's, Rancherito's) that serve burritos larger at almost half the price, and some locations are pretty decent.

The only thing Chipotle is blowing out is a wet fart. Their chips are always stale because the assinine quotas and schedules they put on their employees. Their queso will suck too since they'll try to do some all-natural thing, but not give their minimum wage high schoolers adequate time to keep it prepped.

deep fried starch dipped in rotten dairy fat...
do not eat this stuff.

Chipotle is really fucking bland and overpriced. I always was dragged to eat there because of normies and never enjoyed it. I live in Arizona so getting real authentic mexican food is a much better option. Chipotle is for people without taste buds. It tastes like shit.

Yes, because of all the customers they scared off due to all the norovirus and Listeria outbreaks!

Their food has hurt a lot of people, and Chipotle's just like "haha ok here's cheese tho"

+1
Moe's white queso, fresh warm chips and burrito bowl are the comfiest fast Mexican food on the market

Which fast food mascot are you? All of this try hard shilling is terrible. Are you a Moe's 20 year old guerrilla social media marketing intern? Jesus christ

chipotle worker here

its okay. texture is very powdery because there's tapioca something in it. if you mix it in a bowl its brety gud.

>t. Listeria monocytogenes

yeah missed the window dog

no one cares about chipotle meme anymore

my problem would be that it isn't very filling

you can eat what you want and still manage weight as long as you watch your calories, but if you're just eating junk it's obviously harder

How is 'Texas queso' not just cheese dip that's been around forever, everywhere in North America at least?

texasfag here. we just call it "queso"

>not Willy's

No its 900 there are two servings.

So the difference is just the nonsense/confusing name?

Not him, but I'm another Texan and I've genuinely never heard of "Texas queso" to begin with.

Qdoba queso is hot garbage that ruins everything it touches. It's some melted Velveeta type plastic flavor that overpowers every other thing you would be tasting. Anyone who things qdoba or moe's are even close to chipotle have no working taste buds and probably eat froze. Food and plastic cheese every day of their lives.

that's salsa con queso

people calling it queso actually triggers me so badly. half our nation speaks spanish, is their clientele so valley girl that they can get away with it?

some marketing faggot probably came up with is.

there's no such thing as 'texas toast' neither. we just call it 'toast'

The illegal half of the population likes American style Mexican food and doesn't sperg out about everything like white kids on the internet.

Half of North America, which is a continent not a nation. In the US there are only about 40 million Spanish speakers including illegals according to the 2015 census. Even a lot of second and third gen Hispanics here don't speak a lick of Spanish.

do you realize that many, many more people speak the language than the people coming from there?

>working-class economic migrants prefer the cheap, easily available version of stuff
In other news, water is wet

Coming from where? He said "half our nation" so I was assuming he incorrectly assumed that statistic applies to the US rather than to North America as a whole. I was merely saying that half of the US doesn't speak spanish.

agreed, the taco truck near my house has pretty fucking great asada burritos for $5. that super creamy jalapeno sauce that most taquerias have makes it unbelievably good

A hyperbole sure, but there's ~55 million people in the USA who speak Spanish, that being a rough estimate based on current 45 million Spanish speaking Hispanic populations + 6 million current Spanish students + a very low estimate of 5 million past students / vocational learners / personal interest learners, likely at least twice that number. It's not out of reach to say that a fifth of the USA population speaks spanish.

But you're right, it's not half, but it was just a hyperbole

I would guess that at least 3/4 of people in the us know that queso means cheese.

american mexican food is usually more expensive

Nice try, but authentic Mexican food is cheaper than Americanized Mexican food

That looks like the worst kind of texmex atrocity

In Mexico, sure

There's no sauce or cheese. Thus it clearly has nothing to do with tex-mex.

I've never seen queso as something for burritos, tacos, or any other tortilla-encapsulated food. It spreads throughout, and suddenly the whole thing is about the queso.

>getting the runs is the same thing as contracting food poisoning

Are you telling me that Chipotle didn't serve queso until just now? Jesus Christ, even Taco Bell has had queso on the menu for decades. I know feel pretty okay about having never been to a Chipotle before.

Is it just me or does anyone else get violent shits from Shitpotle? Not even Taco Bell does as much damage to my stomach.