Are mods Hebrew?

Or course I was. It always turns out to be a jew. Their spider webs reach far and wide

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Newfags

DESU bacon is dope fan and the only people I know that hate it or cant eat it are fucking autists from the 10th century dessert.

/pol/ was never an original board. neither was /news/.

polite sage

>Muh original anime boards

hey, I'm not the one calling others newfags you fucking newfag reddit hipster beta cuck [insert buzzword]

polite sa-gay

Go ride a trai/n/ to dicktown, cancer.

Fuck off newfag, Rick and Morty watching scum.
>But muh South Park and bacon

news was around before pol then it got removed and then it was reinstated a few years ago.

mmm... work on your shitposting, that wasn't even bad-funny, let alone remotely genuine.

sog-ayy

t. Professional shit posting newfag

Kill yourself, kiddo

kay, hun.

Ok, why not...

I'm in my 40's now, married, straight guy, well except this, just for frame of reference.

>Be 13
>Have best friend Bill
>Bill and I are noticing girls
>no internet, so always scavaging for pornomags
>I find some old ones in my older brothers junk in the attic
>Share with Bill
>hormones rampant, Bill and I start jerking off together
>whose bigger, who comes first, shit like that
>It inevitably leads to jacking each other off
>It's bad. Our hang outs are literally naked roman jack off festivals.
>Before long, we start debating sucking each other
>Horny kids, we go for it

There is nothing worse than blowing your load in a friends mouth, then after horniness passes, it's "your turn". Anyway...

>It starts getting insane
>You know what's fair? 69'ing
>One day he dresses up in him Mom's bra, panties, heels, and a blonde wig his sister had from a halloween or theater

One Sunday, after hanging out with Bill, my Dad says we need to talk

>I can't hang out with Bill, because he has been accepted to a gifted kids school.
>He's leaving today
>and just like that, he was gone.

Fast forward 5 years

>Bill and I randomly end up at the same college
>Run into him, he's literally swishes when he walks
>K, pretty gay, whatever
>He says we should hang out
>I excuse, duck, dodge, for 4 years

Fast forward about 15 years

>My Mom is overmedicated for spinal degeneration
>It's like she has dementia
>I tell her that I bumped into Bill's Mom, she's well
>Mom calls me my Dad's name, and asks if I remember when Bill's Mom called them and said she walked in on Bill wearing her underwear and sucking user (me)?
>She then says how lucky we were that user (me) didn't turn out to be a faggot

So, there you go.

not bad, popped a semi

That's pretty rad, except for the whole "getting shoved back in the closet by your parents" thing

Don't normalize faggotry, user. It was horniness, not a lifestyle. They dun good.

Wow I've never seen this pasta b4

he got quads, cant really argue with him

Kek, I take back everything I said user

While the OP post is /pol/ shit, Veeky Forums has the worst fucking mods. I get banned for no reason all the time.

It was pol shit, but it did add to the conversation in an educational way.
But yeah, fuck the mods

I love the Veeky Forums mods.

I'm not saying I totally agree with it resulting in a ban, I think politics is inevitable in discussions about food, all I am saying is that I can sort of understand it.

I've been given bans for bizarre, completely unexplainable reasons. Meanwhile /sip/ shit stays up 24/7.

No but Veeky Forums has always been full of politically incorrect humour.

>Meanwhile /sip/ shit stays
Don't be causing shit about me sips m8

The mods are dino tendies eating manchildren, they'll ban you for talking about wine, but not shitposting about /sip/ and fazoli's day and night