Mayonaisse.
First of all, fuck you assholes. Mayonaisse is fucking disgusting and so is every white sauce that resembles cum.
But then you fuckers had to take it further. You fucking mixed mayoinasse and ketchup together.
That is fucking revolting.
That's like mixing cum and period blood together.
Fuck you, whoever first thought of doing that.
Mayonaisse is gross.
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I spill some fry sauce for my Utah niggas
Thank god this "Mayonaisse", or "Mayoinasse"" stuff doesn't seem to be anyhwere near me right now and I can enjoy my mayonnaise in peace.
Reported for dredging up my childhood.
I'm a broken man. This does not help.
HONK HONK
Rewatching Doug recently. My God, all the damn daydreams and taking every single slight seriously. I get he's a young teen, but c'mon man. It's why he will never EVER get with Patty.
Should've reported him for being underage. Nobody old enough to be on this site would be immature enough to still see cum when they see a white sauce or period blood when they see red sauces
Ketchup + Mayo + Black Pepper mixed together is GOAT burger condiment.
uh, why did you immediately associate it with cum?
>he doesn't enjoy sucking the cum out of a cute benis and then making out with it
lmao what are you gay?
I honestly don't know how people can stand mayonnaise or ketchup. It's the most poorfag shitty garbage condiments imaginable. Mustard is fine if it's dark and thick with seeds and shit in it.
Only if it's whole grain mustard. That yellow shit is garbage
chuckled
>OP doesn't make his own
Shamefur
>idaho
Yes Idaho too
Bought pic related because I fell for the top shelf meme
hint hint, top shelf at a fucking vons doesnt mean shit
this thing made me gag. i took it outside and shot it
I saved your pic. You're gay though. You may or may not grow up someday. It seems that people who cook are more open to good mayonnaise when you see the egg emulsion thing happen in sauces all over the place.
US mayo is bad because it's normally made with whole eggs instead of just the yolk and they also add sugar for some reason.
I sometimes mix mayo and tomato sauce if I need a mock thousand island sauce in a pinch
You have serious issues, dude.
Your sexual frustration is not the food's fault.
Besides, hardly any food looks like cum.
>You fucking mixed mayoinasse and ketchup together.
yikes! do americans actually do this?
Yikes?
Topeka
Try it, it is really good with fries.
Not even Murrican
They sell it premixed in packages all over south america
Mayonnaise a lot of faggots with shit taste posting on Veeky Forums nowadays
Dukes mayo in the US doesn't have sugar in it. I make my own but prefer it over all the other store bought brands.
US mayo is not mayo. Real mayo is top tier and way better than ketchup. Mustard is the absolute lowest point of human evolution.
mayonnaise is great with fried potatoes and steak
OBSESSED
Mayo + paprika + cayenne
It will change your life, my friend.
>mayoinasse
>mayo in ass(e)
>eating mayonnaise without mixing with stuff
you're an idiot
mix it with tuna, black pepper, bit of salt, some cayenne, bit of paprika
delicious
you mix it with the garbage because that's where mayo belongs.
You're fucking 12 and mayonnaise, ketchup, lemon juice and black pepper is the ultimate for dipping prawns
>Washington
Le white substance = CUM :DDDD
Le red substance = period blood xD
Le brown substance = fukCINg POO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Yeah man white people are fukken gross fuck mayanase man shit
They should make a pineapple version.
itsa decent substitute for butter
If your cum looks like mayonnaise you may want to consider a diet, but it's probably too late.
Mayo is top condiment and ingredient.
Actually, he never does, by canon
>thick with seed
unf I know what you mean
just that thick, creamy, hot stuff on your tongue, THICK with SEED, slightly bitter, tickling the back of your throat
> ignorant to the superiority of true slav majonez
Americans should unironically be banned tbqfh
All the kids in elementary school did this.
It actually confused my what that shit was since I never liked ketchup or mayo
American here. Just about everything has unnecessary amounts of sugar and salt added. I notice this after I cook from scratch for a period of time because my pallette adjusts and I can taste the excessive sweetness and saltiness again.
>pallette
Are you an artist?
>thinks his opinion about something he can't even spell the name of matters
What makes it different?
I can't find any
Palate. Thanks pal
find your nearest polski sklep
It's cool, I work with special needs kids.
I'm used to it.
Why do all white people take two slices of white bread, one slice of american cheese, and a tablespoon of mayonnaise and make shit into a sandwich and call it lunch?
not him, I respect your savagery but there's really no need to be like that my dude