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Webms
That looks satisfying, is their a clip where he curls the whole pan?
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I wish those damn things were that easy to clean. In real life that shit'd be all polymerized and burnt on.
I was honestly expecting that to cut to like him taking a cock up the ass or something
autism
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None of those look tasty, just pretty.
Just like women, all show and no substance.
see that waxy stuff? that's the same stuff that is in your arteries when you eat that garbage.
What the hell am I looking at? Did he degrease the pizza and then put on some pregrinded "parmesan"? Why? Where is that from?
Make it stop!
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We dont care about your virginity user
That's not how your body works. You don't just reappropriate whatever it is you eat, your body literally breaks it down to its base materials and makes new things out of it. Wax doesn't go into your stomach acid and then into your heart.
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Is this serious or a joke?
fag
Do faggots actually eat pizza like this?
what movie?
almost religiously, yes.
Malcolm in the Middle S03E05
dumb roastie lmao
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That's hilarious but catching fish with that screen door is pretty impressive.
Not tried this myself, but it seems to be just like making lemon curd.
Seriously. I feel like this fake because unless that flat-top was at a really low temp that should all be black-epoxi'd on.
Thank god for 3M and other shit I shouldn't be breathing, let alone touching.
>hey guys look what Hiro is doing!
>ididntwantthistrigger.webm
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absolutely disgusting
faggots and asians
Post more please
Isn't this a joke spoof from college humor?
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Braggi's brazen balls! Is that some sort of weird ASMR video or something?
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do people like when pizzas do this?
i hate this shit personally
fuck this
HOLY FUCKED I KEKED SO HARD WHEN THEY TURNED IT BACK INTO A STRAWBERRY
fuck that is just so perfect. the perfect webm of what modern cooking has become.
it's so the cheese doesn't burn because it takes more time to cook due to size
Americans think messy slop equals good eatin'. They're basically human shaped pigs.
I fucking hate queers
there the eurotrash goes again, stop being so obsessed with us
Right on cue. :^) Hello obsessive. No need to keep projecting.
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my feels
ouch
I can smell this fucking webm from here.
>seeded watermelons
>He prefers boring stiff watermelons to those with great varying texture around the seeds.
>Being this insecure
I've kept bees, and this is BRILLIANT.
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What the actual fuck is THAT?
What show is this? I can't tell if I should laugh or cry.
Milk beans and nyquil noodles.
Cendol, it's a southeast asian dessert
How would you know anything about either?
it is chocolate in the shape of watermelon seeds
And they only eat the finest of foods in the rest of the world.
Yeah, because the uk represents the rest of the world. :^)
Now feel free to cherrypick one awful dish from every other country on the planet. I'll wait.
Mexico.
I picked the only example I had saved on my PC.
Fact remains America makes better versions of literally anything from what ever shit country you're from.
>butthurt
lel
Why are murrilards so insecure?
>obsessed
lel
Why are Euroblobs so low IQ?
I'm thinking of an F-word alright
>Mention america literally any chance you get
>Calls others insecure
He-larious
Speaking as a gay man, if this is why gay bashings happen, they're justified.
>see fat american hand handling food
>close webm immediately
Has this ever not been the right decision?
>posting anime on a cooking board
Has this ever been the right decision?
for apparently being cooking enthusiasts, there sure is a lot of salt around here
You forgot the "better than" in that filename.
Lel. Thanks for proving my point.
WTF did I just see?
cooking without salt is like fucking without cumming
Lel. Thanks for proving my point
>tfw you will never face fuck this bitch while she throws up wings all over your dick
wrong board faggot
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Newfags, get out.
>Haha I hate anime am I cool yet?
lel. Thanks for proving my point.
Anime is trash though. You don't need to be new to realize that.
I'm intrigued. Horrified, but intrigued. WTF happened here? Was that cake or ice cream or did they just make a Big Mac omelette?
>Mushed up Big Mac
>Cream
>Stuff it in a freezer
>Proceed to make some monstrosity with chicken nuggets
Except you did out yourself as a newfag with the whole
>wrong board
thing.
None of this looks good even after "fancifying" them. Color palettes are too earthy and bland and the plating is boring.
>if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you
There's not enough vomit in the world to express how disgusted this makes me
Not even the same guy m8, anime has been shit for quite some time and is part of the reason Japan has record low birthrates.
Should've hit them 2 more times so shit like this wouldn't crawl out of that shit-berg they call an island.
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>Not even the same guy
:^)
Im OP. Nice try tho.
Keep being autistic weeb.
>:^)
:^)
Shouldn't be hard to believe more than two people think anime is worthless on a board about cooking unless, you're a total mong.
Seeing as you enjoy that weeb trash that's most likely the case.
THIS DOESN'T LOOK APPETIZING
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD
Could be worse.
Why is Jack crossdressing
All that salmonella turned him mentally ill.
they should've stuck to graphic design
>american """""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""