Post your breakfast

Rough.

This is how Latin people and Mediterranean people all like their eggs it's just a matter of taste you uncultured ameriberger

Looks like fava bean, is it? I started getting into those from watching Molto Mario before he sold out and became a meme.

Buddy, it's ok. Usually burns are a bad sign, so it's isn't entirely unwarranted.

>I was in a hurry

and you burnt the eggs?

if you're in one of those categories, can you explain why you prefer the taste when they're cooked like that? personally i can't stand them that way, they taste rubbery to me. im genuinely curious

HNNNGG

>burnt eggs
>burnt bacon
>bread not even slightly toasted

If liking burnt-to-shit eggs is a mark of culture, I'll stay uncultured, thanks.

>Wet eggs

Jesus Christ guys do you want me to remake the fucking eggs? Just post your God damned breakfast.

You forgot to cook your eggs

They're neither wet nor burnt if you do them right.

My breakfast

Fine, here's mine.

The pic is blurry because I was drunk as shit.

pic related is how it's done. op's are plain burnt.

t.latin person

If you would please. I have terrible anxiety.

Those look rubbery as fuck but I'd at least eat them.

OP's eggs would go to the dogs.

Not my breakfast but that's how I normally eat breakfast (just not that much). Sometimes I have British breakfast or Shakshuka.

yep broad bean = fava bean

Better?

>Wet

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theyre really not as bad as you would think. you just get a little crust on one side with really high heat. an overcooked boiled egg is far worst texture wise.

its called runny you fucking flyover pleb and it's the only true way to eat eggs.

>feeling surperior for how you eat eggs

I guess if you don't have anything else going for you...

Haven't got a photo of it, but I had two of these a couple of hours ago.

FUCKING THANK YOU

Hahah this holy shit

You did it! I'm so proud of you.

>3 eggs, don't bother cooking them...thank you, m'lady

I'll be making a fry up tomorrow morning if the thread is still up. If not, I'll make a new one.

ONLY OF I LET YOU BEAT ME TO IT ASSHOLE.
but no really I look forward to it

desu those look tasty. I usually make equal parts scrambled cheese eggs/ dry toast and slam that shit when I'm drunk.

>I'd like my eggs cooked rare please

What how do you cook those?

You don't really need to cook them, you just heat them up. Either in a pan or a toaster. They're acceptable, not the best I've tasted but handy in a jiffy.

Please go

Jesus fucking Christ, burnt eggs and barely toasted bread. I'd let Joe Rogan cook every meal I eat for a month than let you cook just one meal for me. The bacon looks good, though, I'll give you that.

C'mon man I redid the eggs even ffs

Alright, the second attempt looks good. You're redeemed.

bump

Saussies in the pan .

This didn't need a bump. It's obviously a terrible thread.

always check the catalog you little bitch

Organic butter and homemade ketchup on grinder bread made fresh this morning from the local bakery.

Wa la (Don't forget the tea!)

It's default dumbass.

dumb spic

What a weird shaped loaf of bread. What's your homemade ketchup recipe?

Did you buy a fucked up siamese twin loaf?

Made some cinnamon rolls this morning. Left them in longer than I should have (less than the recipe recommended, though) so they got too dry.

Not sure if crepes or pancakes

It's called grinder bread. Traditional bread in Ireland

have you never made crepes before? those are way too thick to be crepes

Op here. Good morning everyone.

But they're crepe enough to roll up! I don't see pancakes do that often.

>Organic butter
as opposed to what? robotic butter?

Do rednecks really drink their shit tier beer at breakfast?

Nothing worse than dry cinnamon rolls. Sorry for your loss.

it's Voíla you retard

How new?

>How new?

>I don't NEED my eggs cooked rare. I WANT my eggs cooked rare.

Oh wow, we have a newbie here.

just had an extra crispy english muffin + buttjam and a glass o' milk. Not a hungry guy in the morning.

Looks like you tossed your eggs and overcooked bacon on last night's puke bucket. You need to go back to your containment thread.

Bob-omb

Shit dude, I usually have grilled cheese and a glass of milk for breakfast.

Who the fuck eats a lemon like that?

>all these people complaining about eggs
literally all the eggs in this thread are fine, iys fucking eggs - unless they are either black or still transparent as long as you add salt and pepper they will all taste the same

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you guys eat so much
I eat like 2 boiled eggs and sometimes i just skip breakfast

Looks good, whats the thing atop the sausages? some kind of fried cheese?

They are just crusty on the edges, the center is likely still runny. These kinds of eggs are popular in Asia too with noodles or as a side

Spoken like someone who has never had a properly cooked egg in his life.

do europeans really do this?

>Mangu con salami, huebo y queso frito

looks like someone dumped a trash can on your plate

this is the kind of breakfast a wife makes for her husband in a film, he takes 3 bites and goes 'this was great honey but I'm late for work' and then leaves

Dont let them get you down, I would eat the fuck out of those eggs

tomato, tofu, egg, cabbage , bean spouts, potatoes rice and peanut sauce

Made this a while ago. Unfortunately it turned out to be a greasy hell

I ran out of muesli so I had to run out and grab some croissants

That's a grapefruit.

looks like an arab style breakfast

>cinnamon rolls
>posts cake

lacks that golden brown though

Nice eggs, OP. Hope you had some bread with that.

i had a double double and everything bagel this morning
and as usual they didnt put enough cream cheese..

Shut up and stop pretending you americlap no one in the Mediterranean burns their eggs like a retarded. Stop trying excuse your shit cooking skills by saying that's how it's made in a different culture.