Having a slavic bf over for dinner, want to make him something ethnic. Any slavic cuisines I should prepare?

Having a slavic bf over for dinner, want to make him something ethnic. Any slavic cuisines I should prepare?

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Wouldn't "something ethnic" mean it's NOT slavic in this case?

Borscht

Cabbage rolls

Blini

If you consider your bf as "ethnic", you fucked up.

rock soup

Boiled cabbage, boiled potatoes, vodka to drink.
>you're welcome

The Master and Margarita had some nice descriptions of Russian food, complete with vodka on ice. It's definitely not just boiled cabbage.
I'm afraid my copy is in storage since I'm moving so I can't find the passages. Maybe there's something online.

your butthole

the word "slavic" refers to a linguistic quality; it does not refer to an ethinicity

Don't try
He's had good slavic food.
Last thing you want it to serve him shitty slavic food
Serve him something you can make well

Slav her do what this guy says OP

chevapi in a white bread roll with ajvar and raw onion.

No matter if he's east west or south slav he will like it. They all eat some version of charcoal grilled shashlyk.

Slavs are a language group, they are categorised regionally or even nationally in terms of ethnicity.

Lard on toast.
Sunflower seeds.
Kvass.

Yup

>Having a slavic bf over for dinner

a?
As in, you have more than one Slavic boyfriend?

Too much of a good thing.

Imagine multiple slavic husbands beating you screaming CYKA. Or multiple slavic wives throwing potatoes at you and shouting at you to mow the lawn.

depends on what nationality he is exactly
for russian, blini with sour cream and caviar are really easy
if polish, replace the blini with potato pancakes

Put him down like the dog he is. Also, reported to the fbi, MI6, CIA, NSA, JBA, NBA for harboring slavs.
Scum

>a
>bf
Absolutely degenerate.

>slav
care to be more specific?

Slav here, and I approve of this.

Wears addidas track suits, squats a lot, drinks a lot, smokes like a chimney, listens to terrible Euro-trash techno....slav.

nobrand beers and cigarettes

Suck his dick while he feeds down midlane in dota.

nonono... he is from a slav region. He himself is a gopnik

try roasting some peppers (not the spicy kind). maybe you could make a salad.
you could try making borscht, but my grandma uses some kind of fermented grain juice that is also called borscht as the base for a soup.
Try taking some peppers, and stuffing them with a mix of rice, vegetables, and meat (with appropiate seasoning offcourse) maybe seal the pepper with a slice of tomato and into the oven for a few hours.
Not tottally slavic but bretty gud nonetheless

Yes, OP. Don't forget to report to the National Basketball Association. They need to know!

And cevapi isn't even that hard. You can buy ajvar or roasted red peppers in the stores in the US.

Is this your gopnik?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czernina

Reported as well, prepare to get pucks up your urethra

He just wants to suck on your titties, you big sow.

>You can buy ajvar or roasted red peppers in the stores in the US.
>buy ajvar
>buy
don't even try, OP. you won't make any good slav food, and whats the point if you're making shittier slav food for someone who has/had a babushka

...

unsalted sunflower seeds and pickles.

>unsalted
OP said he's a slav not a parrot ffs

>sliced salted lard
ftfy

Maybe give one of these a whirl?

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbS0HkS8Xsorrdr3pPk4lP80tUAzfyxP1

Sounds kinda more from the Russia side of slavland they love pretending they're rich with name brands

Don't try, you won't be able to outdo babushka.

Cook something you're actually good at, he left Slavland to escape poverty