Whaddaya put on one of these?

Whaddaya put on one of these?

A McMuffin

Sausage, eggs, and cheese, or butter and jam.

>butter and jam
>sausage and egg
>bacon, egg, and cheese
>butter and honey
>cream cheese and fruit
>toasted cheese and ham

ham and a fired egg

butter and vegemite

that's a really dense english muffin

Butter and jam, wow I never imagined this thanks.

The only thing I ever did was peanut butter or make a McMuffin

Butter, black pepper, and garlic powder.

pizza sauce, cheese and pepperoni slices. Throw it in the toaster oven for 10 minutes.

>knife

Ask a stupid question.........dumbass.

Apple butter

Peanut butter. I'm a simple man with simple tastes.

Apple butter is god tier. I live in apple country, and there's several places that make fresh apple butter. It's just now the beginning of the season and I'm fucking hard as diamonds already.

That's a funny way to spell "good"

I hope you have the necessary licenses for that knife, kid.

Honey ham, fried egg, cheese and mustard.

Salted butter and blackberry Jam.

some sort of toppings i'd say

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Fried egg, cheese, Vegemite and tomato slice

Drop the knife, bigot.

>English muffin density expert doesn't even know the proper way to split one is by poking it all around with a fork and popping it open.

A nice thick coating of butter and peanut butter.

clotted cream

Why would you do that? That seems uncivilized.

Hummus, red onion and tomatoes.

>uncivilized

It's actually more uncivilized to use a knife. Besides that, opening English muffins with a fork is the traditional way you open them, based on they're texture and griddle seam after they're cooked. They aren't baked, they're made on a griddle.

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Knives are for cutting. Using a fork makes no sense, tradition or not. You gonna spread the butter with your fork too?

Fucking hell, try not to be so uneducated.

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Eggs Benedict my nigga

Butter and honey is the only way