When did it become cool to market coffee exactly like craft beer? >a fine craft coffee >draft ice cold brew coffee on tap >nitro cold brew "nitro" means they injected nitrogen into the coffee so it can form a thick foam head when poured from a tap, just like beer.
Who actually enjoys this shit? Coffee tastes absolutely nothing like beer.
Oh hey look, it's coffee concentrate, except it looks like beer!
Chase Lewis
the better question is, why does it bother you so much
Grayson Hall
I like the nitro coffee myself. I love nitro beer already and it makes me happy I can get a similar beverage in the morning that actually adds the stimulant I need to survive.
James Bell
If I went to a shop and a 20-something hipster with a giant beard was the only guy taking orders, id walk out
Josiah Collins
>Coffee tastes absolutely nothing like beer. coffee tastes a lot like stout though >this barista's choice of facial hair offends me
Zachary Brown
you probably can't afford whatever the imaginary shop sells anyway.
Elijah Sanders
Plenty of stouts are loaded with coffee
Daniel Turner
I'm with you OP, but I have found some stouts that I really like that have a coffee flavor.
Blake Flores
when they wanted people besides women to buy coffee
Thomas Jackson
Women don't buy coffee, they buy milkshakes
Eli Perez
When it became profitable.
Blake Rodriguez
Is this a new trend? Never heard of "craft coffee" before.
Levi Moore
Where do you buy this? I've literally never heard of these before.
Charles Torres
i saw some at walmart, are you flyover or something?
Christian Gomez
>implying taking 4 seconds to make a post means OP is frothing with rage literally every thread
Chase Cook
Well it was a pretty long post that seemed like a very angry person wanted to pass off as someone who is slightly annoyed at a trend instead of someone who is mad that they don't understand a trend
Ayden Peterson
It's a paragraph nigger and half the posts on this board are similar.
Zachary Brown
And 3/4ths of the posters here are autistic
Juan Harris
>unable to understand that hyperbole is part of the semiotic expectations of Veeky Forums >calls others autistic every time
Ryder Long
Your time will come hipster nu male faggots.
Carter Bailey
No, I live in Las Vegas. I just never noticed them.
Carter Diaz
I don't know what the fuck you just said, but you can eat my shitty ass
John Fisher
millenials are subhumans and should be holocausted.
Ian Moore
>t. skinnyfat pubestache untermensch
Jaxon Ortiz
Are you done /pol/eplaying yet you chinless faggot?
Charles Howard
brainlets pls go
Christopher Thompson
Why is this a bad thing? Can you explain why without memes and buzzwords?
Cameron Jackson
maybe because coffee is pretty mediocre on its own?
Nathan Turner
>semiotic why are pseuds obsessed with this word?
Blake Rogers
You can get em at smiths man
T. Las Vegan
Austin Powell
nitro coffee tastes like shit and if anyone told me they liked it in person I'd be instinctively inclined to dislocate their jaw with my fist.
Nolan Cooper
>inclined to yes, but you wouldn't, because you're a skinny wristed fag with nothing but hot opinions
Chase Gutierrez
Bean water > grass water
Jack Rogers
someone's projecting.
you and me. in a ring. one punch.
Not Kidding.
Gabriel Miller
>someone's projecting yeah, the shirt-lifter who thinks saying he'd clock someone over coffee makes him sound impressive I thought all the internet tough guys died out around 2007
Andrew Rogers
>shirt-lifter
why the fuck are you typing like it's the 1960s? you need to shut the fuck up grandpa, no one is looking to fight some diabetic geezer that would probably die of cardiac arrest mid-fight.
Chase Cox
Your sentence didn't make sense. You're the brainlet posing as an intellectual.
Xavier Campbell
why don't you go and scowl through the window of a starbucks and let the grown ups talk, hard man
Leo King
young scalliwag! you showed him. young punks need to be put in their place for shirt lifting and mucking about, am i right? this is the octogenarian board after all! back in my day fisticuffs meant something and we grew up in the school of hard knocks.
Lucas Clark
This is the best thread going on the board
Asher Allen
If dipshits are willing to buy it, it will continue to be made and sold.
Joseph Myers
your ego is incredibly easily bruised for such a tough cunt if you'd go as far as fantasizing about hitting someone over coffee I dread to think what you're wishing you had the stones to do now
Kayden Diaz
because i don't like pretentious overpriced crap
Kevin Scott
So don't buy it?
Henry Fisher
Not even that user, but you don't understand how this works. Pretentious overpriced crap begets more pretentious overpriced crap and caters to the douchebags in our society at the expense of the normal everyday Joe and Jane.
It's just as harmful as catering to the lowest common denominator, and makes our society worse.
Aiden Perez
I'd stone you for being a faggot, that's for sure. You're incredibly autistic for an aussie.
Jeremiah Morgan
You are the lowest common denominator, genetically.
Adam Cook
a mincer like you shouldn't bandy around words like "autistic" when you led by saying you'd punch someone over their coffee preferences, that's going above and beyond eighth grader edge
Carson Howard
honestly if you talked like that irl I would probably poop on your face, mate.
Isaiah Phillips
saucy
Bentley Brooks
Theres very little that didnt get the same treatment op
its called marketing
Joseph Nguyen
daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our logs, specially since they're such a good size and all.
Landon Davis
Why the fuck do people drink coffee if you have to add a bunch of shit to it to make it not taste like ass?
Ryder Miller
As wealth inequality increases the young "priest" class has more money to spend on pointless frivolities. Unlike the super rich and wealthy whose lives and experiences are so unknown to us they are are effectively aliens we are able to watch as these young strivers continue to vomit cash onto the next trendy consumerist fad in an attempt to find meaning in their shallow thoughtless lives. The bedraggled poor and fallen middle class eat garbage as more and more low market chains such as Applebees lose business.
Jaxon Torres
Coffee, much like beer, exists primarily to alter a mindstate but tastes like shit in the most basic forms. For many people it becomes an addiction or a necessity to cope with the situation so it's no surprise people want to branch out and try new stuff that actuall has flavor. Not everything in life is HIPSTERS and NUMALES, sometimes people really just like to splurge on "gourmet" shit. It's perhaps one of the greatest privileges we have as a free nation, try not to take it for granted.
Wyatt Gray
Laughed out loud 10/10
William Stewart
...
Adam Evans
You are wrong and a virgin
Carson King
>a fine craft coffee holy shit, like they actually took time to make it good!
>they injected nitrogen into the coffee so it can form a thick foam head when poured from a tap, just like beer.
or you know, like fucking lattes or cappuccinos or coffee drinks that people already like
cold drinks taste great from a glass bottle, holy shit!
Parker Cruz
never. braristas and coffee places popping up like crack houses
Nathan Jackson
>this post holy shit!!
Dylan Lee
>or you know, like fucking lattes or cappuccinos or coffee drinks that people already like the difference being the presence of milk, you dongus
Josiah Bailey
Coffee is easier to palate than beer, especially considering craft """coffee""" tends to have additives to mitigate the taste. It's the go-to socialization beverage for faggots that can't handle alcohol because "like, it burns so much and tastes so bitter!" so the market is popping up to show who is the hippest faggot instead of telling them to stop having tea parties and just drink fucking beer.
Grayson Ramirez
>especially considering craft """coffee""" tends to have additives to mitigate the taste post source >It's the go-to socialization beverage for faggots that can't handle alcohol because "like, it burns so much and tastes so bitter!" so the market is popping up to show who is the hippest faggot instead of telling them to stop having tea parties and just drink fucking beer. show us on the doll where coffee touched you
Cameron Miller
he thinks starbucks is fancy coffee and cappuccinos are a kind of "expresso" with whipped cream.
interacting with a person like that is guaranteed to just make you dumber, I suggest you don't.
Christopher Carter
>Playing pretend-beer with my coffee isn't because I'm retarded, it's because I'm CULTURED No.
Asher Rodriguez
@9432525 No (You) for you
Grayson White
It's cute to see someone get offended at a post like that, proving it right in the process.
Jonathan Morales
You are a doodoo breath
If you reply to this post you're triggered and I win
Jeremiah Harris
in no way does >lol u mad validate a load of salt pulled out of user's ass
John Kelly
Why does so much Reddit gravitate towards this board? This fucking numale hipster shill in the thread needs to fuck off back to his cucksite. Treating coffee like micro brew garbage (already the stuff of faggotry) is retarded. If you defend if, so are you.
Sebastian Richardson
>nu-male This is underachiever for "someone who has a better life than me"
Gavin Nguyen
>post a bunch of bullshit >get called a salty bitch >REDDIT NUMALE KEKS you couldn't be more assblasted if we gave you a dynamite enema
Christopher Nguyen
I just came into this thread; I'm not OP or anyone else who posted. Also stop samefagging, thanks.
Ryan Green
>I'm not samefagging, YOU'RE samefagging Can you imagine being so culturally intimidated by Sam Adams and Starbucks that you resort to samefagging accusations?
Owen Green
There are far more craft beer and coffee drinkers on this board than the likes of you faggot, so fuck off back under the rock you crawled out from under.
I've never actually seen this. I'm convinced it's a NorthWest coast thing.
Jonathan Morgan
Wow, this is an issue that deserves my attention
Matthew Hill
>at the expense Literally how? The economy is not a zero sum game you fucking nigger
Jack Jenkins
chameleon is ass
literally just buy starbucks cold brew. it's p much the same unit price and tastes better.
James Brown
lol what
just don't buy it dude. for someone who pretends to understand the market, you sure do succumb to its pressures like a fucking rube.
Thomas Gomez
There's like a regular section and a hippie section in most stores (I'm thinking of Kroger right now), the hippie section will have its own cooler with eggs, "dairy," etc. Check there
Brody Carter
why would you even buy bottled cold brew, it's piss easy to make it yourself
Isaiah Hughes
makes sense doesn't it? Both is overrated hipster garbage
Chase Bennett
he looks like he's about to start a semester at Gryffindor
Ian Nelson
It's all over Minneapolis. Has been for a few years now. Most downtown breweries have it on tap. I actually really like having the option. It's like 3$ for a 10oz glass.
Cooper King
>Coffee tastes absolutely nothing like beer.
confirmed for tasting neither a good coffee nor a good beer in his pathetic 14 years of existence.
Ryder Thompson
I can't read this post all I can hear is a baby crying every time I try
Hudson Martinez
>Love Guinness, love stouts, love nitro beers, love coffee. >go to Seattle a year and half ago to check out his new nitro coffee craze >think it's gonna be next big thing >hopefully I can get rich >tastes like shit >don't invest in it
Robert Flores
Hogwarts PE teacher
Samuel Morgan
Around the 17th century.
Leo Ortiz
Chameleon is a concentrate that needs to be cut you idiot Starbucks taste like crap and everyone knows it. Go shill something else