It's hot as FUCK today. I'm about to die of dehydration but I ain't drinking no god damn water

It's hot as FUCK today. I'm about to die of dehydration but I ain't drinking no god damn water.

What is the most refreshing, thirst quenching beverage ever created by man?

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Death

but its september

I agree, just die

global warming is fucking my shit up

Literally just drink cold water from the fridge. That is truly the most refreshing drink ever.

I love that kiwi strawberry snapple or a blue gaterade. diabetes in my future? quite possibly. tasty as fuck? definitely

>created by man

well, you can create water, but it will lack minerals. so idk ..

I'd say beer but that shit will dehydrate you

>but I ain't drinking no god damn water.

TIME

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KANGZ

Corona its like beer but also like water. Add ten limes, refreshing af

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No thanks, monster is nasty

A Harvard study proved that consuming beer without over indulging is more hydrating than just plain water.
I can't be bothered yo google that shit for you other lazy fu/ck/s out there.

how does that work

Diluted sea water mixed with chilled apple juice that's had nicotine patches boiled in

Add aniseed and cardamom to taste

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lemonade

horchata is pretty gud

Bone hurting juice

I'm canadian, frig off buddy

>won't drink water cause it's not refreshing
microwaved cum for you, faggot

>everybody on Veeky Forums lives where you live

Typical amerocentric arrogance. Just because you're the size of a planet doesn't mean the world revolves around you fatass.

>he thinks im american
nice try bucko

It's water retard

coffee, just drink hot coffee. you'll feel great after your 3rd cup. virtually no dehydration after that

The Arnold Palmer.

I like
Lime and cucumber water
Lime and mint water
Water and lemon with ice
Lemon aid
Lime aid
Cold green tea unsweet

But for you op I'm gunna say a polar pop full of warm seamen because you sound like a faggot

Oasis Hyrda

Semen

saltwater

Unsweetened tea is usually my go-to

Has science truly not devised a beverage more refreshing than water? Has technology failed us?

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Coconut water mixed with pineapple
Its got potassium so it even helps your body absorb the water more effectively
It's also loaded with sugar so your stupid ass can palate it

Barley tea is the archenemy of thirst.

i'm intrigued

yeah it says it's not worse but doesn't say it's more hydrating either

>American education

Lemonade is the most refreshing hot weather beverage, bar none. Tens of thousands of years of picnic history can't be wrong.

Instead of inferior and obsolete H2O you should try superior super fluid with refreshing extra oxygen.
H2O2 is what you need.

>world doesn't revolve around you
>yuropoors are completely obsessed with Americans
Hmmmmmm

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Pickle jar water

Give me your best lemonade recipe.

>WATER vs. Water

That was a good thread.

Where I come from we call this 'beer'

i love tea especially chinese tea, So one day I tried this tea which is drank often in east asia and i disliked it. A few years later my korean friend gave me some cold, brewed hot first but chilled. And it was much nicer. Give it a try cold if you havent

obsessed

Why is it that if anything I drink is hot it does not qunch any thirst at all?

>tfw perfect 10 degrees outside now

I live in America and it's still 100 °F/ 38 °C outside

O B S E S S E D

I suggest lemonade, or something containing water like tea or something

buy some cucumbers and put them in iced water for a while. nothing is this refreshing.

>implying monster is the only sip

>tfw -4 this morning

Carrot Juice, my dude.

Bull semen on the rocks