This is not normal

This is not normal

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>58 years of selectively breeding a thing has no effect.

>2050 (predicted)

>the new face and body of the republican party

This is not normal

>Those "pls put me out of my misery" eyes

SMASHED

You're right. Both those chickens are the result of selective breeding.

>this is beter
Ftfy

>2X CRIME BOSS MINI MICRO ALIEN!!!
>MR. BUFO!!!

:((( no

But m-muh fat chicken

surely they must still taste good otherwise we would never have started cultivating them in the first place

Any source besides random images on the internet?

>what is botanical genetic history

you're using the internet

who cares nigger

It always amaze me to see that with all the /gofit/ trend of the last 4 years

Look at their latin name

Your local library

>/gofit/ trend
Nah, mate. It's just that with the endless platforms for people to spout their shit, the narcissists have taken to social media like moths to a flame, hungry as ever for the approval of others.
Even as little as 10 years ago people in your friend circle would have given you shit for posting pictures of yourself half naked online.
Now people have that shit as their profile picture.

It's too hard to compare with what was happening 10 years ago.
Maybe there is a direct relation between narcissistic people on social media and obesity

>It's too hard to compare with what was happening 10 years ago.
No it isn't.

>the virgin chicken vs the chad cock

Unironicly

I kek'd

Bananas were practically inedible and only cultivated after accidental cross-polination. I don't know about the rest. Bananas have been operating off of a clone population for the past 100+ years.

>SLAMS your path
toadline.com/MALES.html

kek, can someone draw this?

>present day

what the fuck

>in another 50 years they'll be bigger than humans

>Chicken breast the size of a medium sized dog
>bad

how to you plan on harvesting it when those giant chickens will fucking murder everyone?

>Dinosaurs never existed

That fuck can barely walk down a tiny flight of stairs without tripping over. I think we'd do alright what with our guns and tanks and planes.

when will stancefags be purged?

and what are you gonna do when the chickens get guns?

This is not normal

All lifeforms should have unlimited access to popguns. That's how we keep our well armed highschool, elementary school children (think columbine and sandyhook, etc., etc.) and barnyard chickens safe from muh boogeymen. God bless the NRA! Concealed carry for our chickens, yes!

youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

So apparently you just throw any combination of nonsense words together and call it a sentence.

That's the beautiful part, when winter time rolls around the chicken simply freeze to death.

virgin
>takes a long time to grow, doesn't have much meat
>doesn't reproduce, weak genetics didn't give him a sex drive
>can't even protect himself from predators, other farm animals get constantly killed or taken
>accepts its death without even thinking

chad
>grows instantly, feeds a family of five
>impregnates all females five times over, all chicks are born in perfect health
>predator slayer, goes outside the farm constantly to hunt, feeds on predator's meat
>requires 3 people to even get a hold of it, severely injures them before dying

The chickens will just fly south for the winter

WHAT THE FUCK DO aMERICANS REALY DO ThIS?!??!?!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk?????????

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK??? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

my god its beautiful

Sadly, I can sort of understand this now that i've seen the site. Toadline is the company, all of the dogs are "Toadline" + name. That dog is Toadline Heisenberg. It's your last chance to lock in a stud with it at 2k. The next two lines are extolling it's qualities as an animal: 2x Crime boss mini micro alien, it's a swag god. Bone girth smashed and slammed - it's got that squat frame. It's the littermate of Mr. Bufo. 2 more slots for breeding available, a down payment of 500 needed to lock in.

The dude breeds Bulldogs. It's pretty disturbing

THICC

god has given you the talent of interpreting the negro

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This is like that Spiderman and Elsa shit but with selling dogs (I think).

I'm pretty sure this has been proven fake and the comparison used is literally chicken at different stages of life

W-well I say I say pay attention to me boy. I ain't talkin' jus ta' here my head roar.

>one guy has 15 to himself

How is this possible?
3 hot dogs is too much, and that's without whatever is on top of those

so your pic is fake too?

What the fuck

>surely they must still taste good otherwise we would never have started cultivating them in the first place
>because we have always had other options throughout human history
fucking moron

This video gives an example

youtube.com/watch?v=WKFfXYUT_Tk

Zoz

We can breed back Dinosaurs using Cassowaries and mating them with Komodo Dragons.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

youtube.com/watch?v=nOPVVdg8noc

I would fucking mash those wings

That's retarded and impossible

Maybe with that attitude...

>amerilards WILL defend this

is he a big guy?

ok

>We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man-made. Little damn things, smaller than my fist - but they're new!
>So I just, uh... I just cut them up like regular chickens?
>Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens

>cinnamon in chili
You're damn right.

how to fuck a chicken?

what if CUM made him big

the chicken on the right is a bodybuilder

that's the difference

for cock a dooldal you

yummy

Halfway to Blaziken

That corn is actually 2 or 3 generations of breeding from the original grass.

That's a British restaurant.

How, or maybe what?

No it isn't you fucking idiot.

The guys white. He's from southern california, so he's barely white. But sadly still counts.

Oh right. It's a Canadian one. Made me google it.

ohio actually

I cant fucking wait.

Actually it's Indiana

>having to use tanks to kill chickens

>strawman
:^)

Actually in your mom's asshole

Ah, so we're back to ohio then...

when I clicked on that I did not expect to feel such sorrow for another living creature

Called a Brahma chicken, interestingly used to be more common but they're cheslets and take too long to grow so commercial farming uses another kind. It's not a GMO freak, there's only about 7,000 left and they have strict standards among the breeders.

this scared the fuck out of me holy shit