What does Veeky Forums think about this guy?

look at that fucking combover and chin hair. dude has no style

>eating 1000s of calories of food in 1 sitting regularly won't negatively affect my health!
Fuck off amerifat

what a beast
12 donuts in a half minute

Stupid idiot, didn't you even read my post? He throws up afterwards, retard.
Also, I'm not American.

Even if he is throwing it up eating such volumes of food so fast HAS to fuck his esophagus up

pretty sure competitive eaters don't throw up

idk who this is but it looks like he puts a lot of weiners in his mouth

>talking like he knows something...

But his next sentence will be: "I am a competitive eater myself you retard"

he doesnt
>sarcophagus
ftfy

>cacophony
ftfy

what about that 12 pound burrito? that's like, more than 2 whole newborns.

Spastics. What reason does he have to NOT throw up? Literally none.
He's hardly going to be able to practise for this consistently without putting on a large amount of weight.
Look at the guy for goodness sake! He's lean!
He eats, films it and then throws up afterwards.

IT'S A NO BRIANER, STUPID!

Or you could, y'know, exercise.

He just has a unique metabolism and works out

How dense is this board? You complete IDIOT! Which one do you think he's gonna do, 4 hours on a treadmill or ten seconds throwing up?

You stupid, spastic, cretin. You make me so mad.

EEEEE LOOK AT ME I GOTTA QUICK METABOLISM!
Nah faggot, it's cos you throw up after each meal. Fast/slow metabolism is mainly a myth. Stupid.

you're really angry about this one user, are you okay?

>which would he rather do, be a depressed bulimic fuck, or an active normal human being

fucking moron

Just because you're fucked in the head doesn't mean everyone is sorry bub

You get disqualified in eating competitions if you dont keep the food down.

Matt vs. LA Beast vs. Shoenice
Who wins?

im with u user, this thread made me so fuckn made listening to these idiots

Depends on what they do
If it's high volume liquor, it's likely going to go Shoenice > Beast > Stonie
If it's pure high volume eating, it's going to be Stonie > Beast > Shoenice
If it's eating strange or painful things it'll be Beast = Shoenice > Stonie

I generally agree except I have Shoenice slightly beating Beat in the Strange/Painful bracket.
youtube.com/watch?v=9m3pK4tFc0g&has_verified=1

how is this guy not fucking dead yet

youtube.com/watch?v=fWdOUaQq_Y4
youtube.com/watch?v=DGonEJi2Kjw
youtube.com/watch?v=cG6zkIJdFuM
I have no fucking idea.

He is already dead inside

This is some serious autism

What the fuck

>calling people spastics while actually sperging out
>taking a nairobian box collecting message board seriously
go back to wherever you came from

He can fit a lot of wieners in his mouth.

He's very good at what he does. I miss his autistic brother recording the videos.

Morgan still does record some videos. But now it's usually just Matt doing the camera for the challenges.

I miss when he had the toad in his videos. Nintendo must've fussed at him once he got popular.

sellout

Yeah, I only like underground big eaters who don't do it for money or attention.
Incidentally, say hello to your mother for me, won't you?

lmao

I don't understand Nintendo's phobia to free advertising.
I guess some CEO must be a hard core bible thumper and can't stand to see a Nintendo product being attached to the sin of gluttony

I wonder how often your mother and father looks at you and wonder where they went wrong.
I'm guessing literally every time you're in their line of sight.

He's a cool dude, I like his vids.

He smokes a lot of weed, serious. Saw him with Berner, aka cookie senpai. Eats a shit ton too, no idea how he won't gain weight.

He doesn't eat a shit ton when he's not filming a video or practicing/prepping for a competition.

This. He runs several miles a day as well.