How do you like your cucumber sandwiches prepared?

How do you like your cucumber sandwiches prepared?

With cheddar cheese (no mayo) or salmon.

>slice cucumber
>lay out 2 slices of bread
>get large spoonful of cream cheese
>eat cream cheese
>throw away bread and cucumber

Tomato sandwiches are superior in every way

I never know what type of bread to use.
Should it be toasted?

Thin, soft white is traditional.

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By a fat, alcoholic white servant cook in the basement kitchen of a British colonial overlord with fresh white bread, butter, thinly sliced cucumbers and the crust removed from the sandwich cut into triangular quarters measured with a ruler to be within 1 cm of tolerance and served on a perfect crystal stand by another white slave to a table surrounded by dried up husks of white women in fancy dress and jewels crooking their pinky while sipping tea and discussing the latest indiscretions by Lady Marjoram Marigold Aspidastra with her virile chauffeur.

tl;dr just like our current overlords in the US do

Cream cheese OR goat cheese+cream cheese+dill
Sliced hothouse or baby skin-on cucumber
Baby arugula or watercress
Chill until cold.

Soft pumpernickel or white bread

kys commie

Wheat bread
A little butter on each slice
Smoked and chilled bacon (Thin sliced)
About half a cucumber

That's it

A thin layer of cream cheese, pickle the cucumber (bread and butter pickle, easy on the sugar, add some onion while to the brine while we're at it), cracked black pepper and leave the crust on.

>1 cm

Spy!

As a last meal right after getting double crossed by a friend.

Hash tags just girl things.

Fresh herbs (mint, dill, basil) are fantastic additions.

Goat cheese is best, cream cheese is good.

good breton salted butter and fresh black pepper.

don't see anything else that could top that. unless you're transitioning to a good toasted mackerel sarnie

American white bread, foie gras mouse, cucumber

Wish i had a cucumber right now
My foie gras is too rich

What's commie about that?

thin soft white on one side
thin soft smooth wholegrain on the other

only shit quality breads get toasted.

use a bread that tastes good fresh.

However my pey rabbit likes it, while I tuck into a nice well done steak with a healthy squirt of catsup

Breads: Russian Rye, Sourdough, Harvest grain

No. Only a soft sandwich bread works for a cucumber sandwich.

>I like my cake bread

I like breads that suit what I'm eating them with. Not instagrammable breads with massive holes applied indiscriminately

>Using foreign measurements instead of Her Majesty's Imperial Units

God save the Queen

He said soft sandwich bread. In the UK & rest of Europe that means bread produced by the Chorleywood Process. This is different to the overly sweet cake-bread that you get in North America.

I used to make standard cucumber sandwiches, but nowadays I like to
>peel and thinly slice the cucumber
> Salt the cucumber slices in a colander and let sit for 30 minutes to draw out all the water
>press or squeeze the cucumber slices to get rid of the excess water
>pile the cucumber on toasted bread that's been spread with chive cream cheese
>sprinkle with pepper
Done.

Would mint pair well with cucumber and cream cheese?

absolutely

pickled, and with peanut butter.

>Not using glorious Benedictine for your cucumber sandwiches.

>fair enough, I'm going to have to look into how to get some of that in leafland. Perhaps at a import store. I would like to have a white bread that isn't so sweet.

I was implying the Chorleywood Process and the >was left over my bad.

Cucumber is disgusting I will punch you in the teeth if you ever ask me that again

Thin white Warburton's with the crusts cut off, spread with fresh butter, cucumber thin-sliced to around 0.5mm seasoned with salt, black pepper, sprinkle of malt vinegar, cut into fingers.

Serve by a maid, with freshly-baked scones with raspberry jam and clotted cream, and a strong pot of Yorkshire Gold with gold top milk to taste, on the table by the window in the manor's library mezzanine, overlooking the forest next to the village.

>How do you like your cucumber sandwiches prepared?
Autistically. And enjoyed with my feet in the water.

white bread
sliced cucumber
dill cream cheese spread
salt
pepper
crusts cut off and cut into triangles

Besides cheese and butter, which spreads work surprisingly well?

>salt cucumber for about 20mins
>white sandwich bread
>spread lightly with mayo mixed with malt vinegar
>cut into four triangles

next to a trashcan for easy access

sup fellow KY fag

I used to do this as a kid