How toasted does Veeky Forums like her toast~?

How toasted does Veeky Forums like her toast~?

Yes

One slice 8, one slice 1, bread in middle

4.5 superiors race

2.8 if plain

3.5 if condiments will be added

4 is the only answer.

5

7 or 8, but diner cooks will never give me more than a 5. Also, those are toasted pretty unevenly.

What the... Why do you have that icon beside your name?

Her???

That's a big jump between #4 & #5

scroll over it and find out

Sorry sweetie, you're a girl now :)
better start taking your estrogen pills~

5 n 6 arent even heated the same way, validity of OPs pic is thrown out the window

My toaster in complete and utter shit because I'm cheap as fuck. So I make 2-3.5, anything beyond that just becomes 8 in a second.

4-6 are acceptable

Does 1 even count??

3 for casual snack
2 or breakfast sandwich

This

could still good a bit more toasty

this

Yes.

The right half of 4 is perfect. Shitty toaster didn't get the left half just right.

4 is perfect. 5 if I'm feelin' frisky.

About a 4.5

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This

Normally I like a 4-5. But I've been buying lots of fresh bread lately. It kind of toasts the edges like a 6, but the middle is like 3. It's kinda shitty but I guess there's too much moisture or whatever.

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usually a 4.5 but if I'm putting jam on it then a 5.5 since the sweet balances out the bitterness of the char

He's talking about Veeky Forums-tan.

you are my toast nigga

THIS

5

4 at the most.

3 or 4. Needs to be nice and warm/crispy on the outside but still soft on the inside.

4 or 5
The majority of Veeky Forums is her.

I'm a 5 girl desu.

>The majority of Veeky Forums is her(male).

1, maybe 2.

The rest is burnt and useless. I want to actually taste my toast and what I put on it.

anything past 3 is dildos tbhfam

Between 5 and 6.

>taste my toast
you fucking what mate

>I want to actually taste my toast

Why is this line so hilarious?

4.5

Up to 3 is the right answer, if you need to crisp it beyond that then you bought really bad quality bread. Proper bread should already have good texture, the toasting is simply to heat it up more than drying it, crisping it, or browning it.

5. Anything further is burnt shit

you will be spared during the upcoming race war, good job user. I give you a pass on accepting 3 but that's that
you won't be

thank you

Patrician taste.

If its white, its right.

If its yellow, let it mellow.

If its brown, flush it down.

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fucking exactly

2 or 3 if I have something decent, 4 or 5 if I just have wondershit.

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We're talking about toast, not skin colour.

If its black, send it back.

Exactly this

I'd need an 8 to have a chance of downing this kind of shitty murrican bread.

ARGENTINA IS WHITE (bread)

This.

>the darker it gets, the more underdeveloped the region
It's like poetry.

passfag

>he pays to post on Veeky Forums

Anywhere between 4 and 7 depending on the purpose of the toast.

1

3 or 4, no more, no less

yes

>implying quebec, the baltics, and siberia are the pinnacles of civilization

lmao what

5 is what I would consider perfect.

3

More likely the bread is low in sugar hence why it needs longer to crisp up.

You're a dumb faggot.

4.5

>The majority of Veeky Forums is her.

It'd be lucky to be 5% female.

Great tastes. I roll between 5-7 myself. I don't know what it is about charred up food but I can't get enough of it. Especially cookies with the bottom burnt a bit

4

4 or 5 are OK but it has to be warm enough to melt the butter. Can't stand these fucking English breakfast places that give you a rack full of cold toast.

3 or 8. Depending on the day i like my toast light or like a shingle.