Just came into 2 pounds of celery. Any ideas what to do with it besides stocks and mirepoix?
Just came into 2 pounds of celery. Any ideas what to do with it besides stocks and mirepoix?
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I wouldn't use anything after cumming into it
Ants on a log :)
that's not the kind of nut butter you put on celery user
Garnish a lot of caesars.
Bloody Mary's
This recipe seems okay.
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If you feel comfortable with fermenting food you can turn it into something like sauerkraut.
Dehydrate it for later use.
Buffalo celery with bleu cheese dipping sauce with a garnish of tendies
Order a pizza and let it rot
Stop having sex with vegetables. They didn't give you their consent.
If you want to try something old fashioned and sounds gross make carrot celery jello salad. My grandmother made it occasionally when I was a kid but I never tried it. She used to make it with lime jello.
>take celery, wrap tightly
>find box suitable for shipping
>mail to friend via USPS
>use fake return address
>say nothng
Problem solved.
Peanut butter
Eat it raw as punishment for buying too much of it.
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Use it on chili
use it to stimulate your prostate
I actually love a good cream of celery soup
also tzatziki with veggies
Next time you make a roast, parboil your potatoes a little, saute your sliced celery a little, boil both in white wine + flour + vege stock and let it reduce, strain and put the solids in your roasting tray when it's ~20-30 from done, the rest is a gravy type thing.
>michael symon
Fuck lola and fuck mabel's and whatever shitty restaurants that he puts his shitty name on. I'm glad lolita burned down
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shit on it, throw it into neighbors yard, teach a pigeon how to speak, request your shit munch back, shove it up ass, tie roman candel towards yourself ontop of it, before it goes off blow your brains out
(feed the bird first)
You can blend it and use it to cure ham. Lots of nitrates in celery.
Eat it with peanut butter
Chicken noodle soup
Pot roast
Surprised this isn't getting any love. Here's a (you) for a fpbp.
Honorary second.
Bout' time ta' make a whole lotta' potatuh' salad my friend. An' bout' time ta' make a whole'n chicken soup....
Whaddayaknow, it's actually a thing.
was that as exhausting to type as it looks?
You don't have that where you're from?