Webm Thread

damn...

wow thanks for spoiling the twist ending

Jack is haraam, do not post

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you don't need to hear to feel vibrations

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Why can't mexicans stop doing this

is that chef john?

Looking for Cake ideas.

So Veeky Forums, today is my birthday, might as well make a cake with my parents while we live, I was thinking of doing this
seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/12/gingerbread-buche-de-noel-from-baking-chez-moi-dorie-greenspan.html

PIC related.

But since I am fan of chocolate I was thinking of something like the sacher cake but with blackberry jam instead.

Also, I wanted to give it a design of a videogame cake. But I don't know which, going to post some ideas.

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Great

For a serious answer, because of American capitalism. Kind of like how Coca Cola is cheaper than water in some backwater African vistas, Ramen and Corn Chips are cheaper than actual food staples south of the border.

Why they dress them up so retardedly, I can only speculate.

How could you tell?

>le generic sad story faec
fuck off

fucking disgusting desu. might as well just dump a bag of sugar down your throat

fuck you

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR REDDIT TIER DESSERTS

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"That'll be $200"

Think you missed a 0 son

>"plus tip"

How did she died
Did she try killing herself because her father was a deaf mute?

>triggered cause they're poor
lmaoing @ u

He smelled the blood. Guy is Chinese Daredevil

Whoa those almonds are really in high gear, good work.

youtube.com/watch?v=seolYuhGVvY

Do doctors in Thailand really let you give so much blood that you die?

Not those dead 2 at the bottom.

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You're retarded. Mexico even has chains that only do this.
Like a Subway but for snackfood covered in sauce.

*cums*

>not pouring in a circular motion to make "petals" more closely bloom

no, it's Jack, look how undercooked it is

>undercooked
faggot, I bet you like your steak "well done" and with ketchup

Meal of Kings

Why would you want to eat melted ice cream?

>"Did I really just pay $500 for some pieces of candy and chocolate sauce I have to scrape off a table?"

The /f/ version is better.

kek

Huge mess.

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He died?

Aren't you forgetting something?

You can't tell how much sugar is in it and it's probably meant to be split between multiple people

It's atleast 1500 calories of pure beetus

doing god's work

apparently he was molesting her if you watch the entire thing

Once he finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a word, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

Are you meant to scrape that shit straight off the table? The cleaners must hate him.

>overactivating your almonds

They put a mat down, it's just like eating off a giant plate.

Except worse in every way
Try eating chocolate sauce from material that moves with your cutlery. It's dumb enough eating chocolate sauce from a plate.

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what the hell, it takes this guy way too long to stuff a weenie into some bread

If he just rammed it in there like some 14yr old virgin then all the ketchup and mustard would gush out. Gotta be gentle with the penetration

it doesn't move with your cutlery, it's a heavy mat

Not that you could afford it.

did she fired?

He isn't hovering over it in frame, and the food looks great.

John is my fucking spirit animal.

Look at the camera position.

Its a staged thing for a show.

At least it wasn' t soup.

fuck am i going to have to learn how to make webm and go searching the internet for food videos if i want new content

>John is my fucking spirit animal.
>>>/tumblr/

jesus christ, he's created a monster

oh good.

That can't possibly be good.

I want to know why they decided the tolerances on that bread fleshlight had to be so tight.
>come on down and see our artisanal ketchup queef disaster!

Cuz they're Asians. They're scrutenous about everything

>scrutenous

>Its a staged thing for a show.
source? judging from their reactions it doesn't look staged at all

>strachetta di pollo
are we just ignoring the fact that he's translating "tendies" into guido-speak to look fancy?
also, vomit.jpg

Obviously he's not Asian.

he's from a country in asia judging from the language

...and yet you do need to feel to hear vibrations

He's not from one of those good Asian countries which is why they are separated as Asian and Shitskin.

Do it user, we could use some more variety. Most people seem to use webm for retards, but if you want to use the command line like a hacker here's the basics: wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/WebM#The_basic_command

thats just irresponsible

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thats literally the goal of acting

This is /r/oddlysatisfying!

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Like when I have my first coffee shit of the day.

The definition of pretentious.

We call this a "French hotdog" in Denmark.

>Ideal for vulnerable meat mass

Now i know what slime they use. Gross

looks good...but where's the catsup?