What do you want for dinner tonight, Veeky Forums?

What do you want for dinner tonight, Veeky Forums?

I would like some fresh liver.

I'll probably get a zinger stacker box meal and a box of 9 pieces of hot and spicy for $9.95 for tomorrow.

can't someone cook you a healthy meal?

>You will never get to lick her legs for dinner

Oh well. I was planning on roasting the chicken I've got in the fridge, maybe baking a nice loaf of bread and doing some BBQ chicken sandwiches.

>her

>you will never come back to a clean tidy house to find your wife in the kitchen preparing a delicious roast dinner with a dessert she made from scratch

women's lib was a mistake

What's wrong with KFC once a week?

this film was great

>women don't like me because of women's lib
Yes, that must be it

The quality is terrible. The stores are the most disgusting fast food places around. The chicken is old sometimes rotten, super greasy, and expensive. A local chicken place with freedom fries is cheaper, tastier, clean, and well run. You should respect yourself, user.

We don't get freedom fries in Australia.
And hot KFC chips are awesome.
The hot and spicy chicken is great too, not all greasy and slimy

My local KFC is pretty good because my aunt runs it and she's a clean freak and goes insane if shit isn't kept sparkling clean

Nice reading comprehension my man. I'm not complaining that I won't ever have a wife, I'm highlighting the fact that housewives don't exist any more thanks to feminism

In my experience it seems only the US are shit-tier, while the international KFCs are considerably better

that's incorrect. there are still housewives.

Maybe you should work on that whole "breadwinner" thing. If you're not able to earn enough to support a household on your income alone, no amount of MRA rhetoric is going to put food on the table.

That's not true. You just don't make enough. Before women's lib, wives would still work to make money for the family. Small part time jobs, sewing and cleaning services, selling homemade goods, etc.
If you made enough money, then your wife didn't have to do those things other then to perhaps get you a surprise gift or somesuch.
The problem is that you don't make enough money. Also you're probably a big meanie.

actually the economy did that.

Of course there are still housewives but they are in the extreme minority

Even in wealthy households where the husband has enough income to support a family the wife will work anyway because modern society views housewives with severe negativity

t. doesn't know any wealthy people
>but my friend's dad has a Mercedes
No

They were always a minority. Most of them had to do other things besides housework to support the family. Only the wealthy could afford an actual housewife to dote on them.

Rich man's trophy wife =/= housewife

As if some fucking 22 year old trophy wife with a millionaire husband actually cooks dinner or hoovers the floor

The line is often finer than people are willing to admit

"Trophy wife" is usually just a catty way of saying "why couldn't he find someone his own age"

Protip: men can make babies in their 70s, women, not so much

House wife was rarely a job for young women. house wifery is generally something that happens when there are children to care for, justifying a domestic specialist. This is still a thing, still happens.

Oh

you say that like it's a bad thing

My wife is a housewife?

...

congratulations you are gay now

penis

If I had my way I'd have a nice dinner out at a comfy little Greek bistro with a lady, and have her pussy for desert back at my apartment. Probably just gonna make a few fajitas and go to bed early though.

>tfw your image is me

Why Veeky Forums, I just wanted to browse threads about cooking

>tomboy who tries her best to act feminine for you.
Nothing better.

That's not what a tomboy is

>tomboy

Tranny*

>What do you want for dinner tonight, Veeky Forums?

Someone who loves me

Is it weird if I wear an apron when doing chores, cooking and washing dishes?

no it's right.

No? It's for keeping your shit clean.

w-what if it's a frilly apron?

it's right user. I do the same

>look everyone! I manually typed a stutter in my imageboard post to show everyone how dainty and demure I am

Fuck off

Every user is a cute anime girl until proven otherwise, quit bullying.

What's wrong with wanting to portray yourself as dainty and demure?

Because hairy, overweight, unkempt neets in their 20s aren't dainty or demure.

the majority of Veeky Forums is female

>What's wrong with wanting to portray yourself as dainty and demure?

Because I'm going to assume that every poster is a fat neckbearded loser unless there is solid proof to the contrary. Typing silly words isn't proof.

Females don't pretend to be dainty or demure

stop projecting
most Veeky Forums users are rail thin neets and the stereotypical fat neckbeard isn't as common as you think.

just objectively wrong. all the female friends I have that browse Veeky Forums have that as a go-to shitpost and so do I.

>most Veeky Forums users are rail thin neets
That's not dainty or demure either.

>>and the stereotypical fat neckbeard isn't as common as you think.
The sheer number of fast food threads makes me question that statement.

I just wish to be the little girl, user.

What do you actually get from this assumption? It's not like the accuracy is gonna actually affect you in real life, so why not assume everyone is a cute anime girl until proven different?

Thick meaty vagina

>What do you actually get from this assumption?
Accuracy.

>so why not assume everyone is a cute anime girl until proven different?
That obviously fails because 99% of the posts here are completely counter to what I would picture a "cute anime girl" posting. Cute anime girls don't shitpost about fast food, cringe webms, or energy drinks.

Gimme 2 numbah nines

>Veeky Forums is one person
By your logic, everyone on Veeky Forums wears a frilly women's apron and that pink schoolgirl outfit from amazon when they cook.

>>Veeky Forums is one person
Where'd you get that crap from? I didn't post anything even hinting at that.

Obviously there are a variety of people here. If you ask me to try and pick which one is behind a given post the only logical answer is to choose the most likely possible option: an unkempt nasty male living his parent's basement.

Of course that will be wrong some of the time but it's a much more logical assumption than thinking everyone here wears frilly aprons.

Don't be silly, everyone in the '50s was successful and happy. I know because you never see photos of poor people from back then.

Not a fucking anime thot thats for sure........go back to /h/ please

I doubt it. who cares about cooking when they live at home? Veeky Forums has a pretty old userbase too

>you will never put on a maid's outfit and clean the house, prepare tomorrow's lunch and tonight's dinner, then work out and relax playing video games and waiting for your [spoiler]wife[/spoiler] to get home
Someday soon she says. Just gotta get that head winemaker job, or for her grandma to pass on.

Chicken gumbo

Etsuko is one of my favorite animes.
She's cool.

Hey, it's that guy who uses the term "animes" to refer to characters!

You never answered my post the last time we talked about this. Who's your favorite movie in Star Wars? I like Han Solo myself.

What's wrong with that?
Most people do.

Apetizer/Apertif
>The chef's sweet pussy
>Irish Ciderbomb

Dinner
>Green salad
>Steak au Poivre
>Loaded baked potato
>Haricot vert
>Duchesse De Bourgogne

Desert
>The chef's tight ass

Post-coital nightcap
>Peach cobbler ala mode
>Peach sweet tea with a shot of Jerimiah Weed Sweet Tea Vodka

Don't be ridiculous, Han Solo can't even move.

>who's your favorite movie in Star Wars?
Retard.

which?

>What's wrong with that?
It's an incorrect use of a word. It's wrong.

>Most people do.
Maybe in your circle of retards. I see it very rarely.

Anyway, you never answered my question: who's your favorite movie in star wars?

>Han Solo can't even move.
I'm into bondage/restraints.
who's your favorite movie in Star Wars?

You actually LIKE Jar-Jar?

>bondage/restraints.

Are we/the collective doing that thing/practice where we put unnecessary/extraneous slashes between synonyms as though we couldn't/were unable to settle on one or somehow think it's an elaboration/expansion of the core meaning even though they mean the same thing

Youre just a weeab.
Anime doesn't refer to a movie any way.
Anime isn't even an English word so there really aren't rules governing its usage.

>he thinks anime refers to a movie not a style of animation.
Clue's in the name, retard.

>Anime doesn't refer to a movie any way.
Using the term "anime" to refer to a *character* in a program is just as retarded to use the word "movie" to describe a character in a film.

>>Anime isn't even an English word so there really aren't rules governing its usage.
Sure there are. It's a noun. It means a program (could be a movie, TV series, mini-series, etc.) that was produced using animation in Japan. It refers to the program as a whole, like the term "movie". The personas appearing in those things are called "characters".

>extraneous slashes between synonyms
No, they're quite different really. I put the slash in there since I wasn't sure what the readership of this forum would be most familar with, so I used both terms.

Since you asked, they're quite different. Bondage implies the use of devices that restrict movement, sure. But usually the idea is to allow some movement. Often times the dom gets off from watching the sub struggle, for example.

Restraint is a bit more specific. Some people get off being totally unable to move. It implies the bondagee is totally immobile. Examples could be things like mummification or vacbeds. It can also be done with more traditional bondage gear like handcuffs or rope, it just takes a lot more effort.

Anime the way you're using it is an english word, a loanword. Japan uses the word differently.

Not him but there's no reason why he shouldn't use it to refer to individual characters.

>Hey, it's that guy who uses the term "animes" to refer to characters!
that's a lot of people, user.

Missing the point entirely bro.
The point is that a persona in a program is called a "character", not an "anime" or a "movie".

Saying "Etsuko is one of my favorite animes" is just as stupid (and incorrect) as saying "Luke Skywalker is one of my favorite movies"

The word user is looking for is "character", not "anime".

And a lot of them are Japanese too.
I hate it when people go off on a tangent about something they know nothing about.
He watched Sailor Moon or Yotsuba or other sub -par anime and became an expert on Japanese culture.
It's sad.

>Not him but there's no reason why he shouldn't use it to refer to individual characters.
What's wrong with using the word character?
Why mis-use the term "anime" when there already is a word for this purpose?

Do you retards also go around talking about how Jean Valjean is your favorite book? Or how Cersei Lannister is your favorite HBO?

I'll take one bottle of the cheapest vodka we have, and some tamago kake gohan chef.
Nothing better after a long day at the warehouse.

>Do you retards also go around talking about how Jean Valjean is your favorite book?

Never heard of the Chinese classics? The Sun Tzu? The Laozi?

Lmao what a pleb.

This is a poor argument.
Work on your critical debating skills because you're coming off as a bit of a dip quite frankly.

This is an even bigger meme than avacado bacon sriracha toast.

>This is a poor argument.
Then why are you deflecting instead of answering the questions posed?

>What's wrong with using the word character?
It's just a cute meme you sperg

>once a week
should be like once every 3 weeks m8

I did.
Now go away weeaboo gaijin.

Danbo is my favorite anime.
He's so funny.

>men don't want to be breadwinners anymore
>women don't want to be housewives anymore

this is the worst timeline

>billions of humans on earth
>absolutely zero chance of finding a man who wants to be a breadwinner
>absolutely zero chance of finding a woman who wants to be a housewife

Who is this anime?
I am not familiar with her.

The only way to win is to find a woman who works and supports you financially while you be the housewife and be the submissive one in the relationship.

Who is this anime?
I'm not familiar with her.

why not be the housewife?

why do people keep drawing hachiman as a sissy?