Bloody Marys

These are fucking atrocious. I don't understand how these became so popular.

An alcoholic breakfast. You're just a child

bloody marys are fucking amazing

you have to have a good one before you can enjoy a shit one. the bloody marys you get on an airplane suck dick but i enjoy them now cause i guess my mind knows what they're supposed to be like and fills in the blanks

they sober you up if you need to drive home

Try it spicier. It kills the V8/tomato taste more.

An alcoholic breakfast is a mimosa + buttered toast.

that's a poof's breakfast mate

>the fact that

You can hide a shitload of vodka in a bloody.

wow dont you sound mature and employed drinking at 8 in the morning

fucking nigger

Are you saying a bloody mary isn't gay as fuck? It's called a MARY. Get the fuck out you cock juggler.

it's full of horseradish and tabasco and lea and perrins. the bloody mary is not remotely insecure about its sexuality

So it's comfortable sucking cocks is what you're saying.

>Alcoholics get buzzed off mimosas
Lel
Me? I'm no alcoholic but as the song goes I done grown up round some folks livin their life inside of bottles.

Drinking is for gays anyway, their "lifestyle" only works if their drunk.

It's not a buzz, it's a hangover killer. Nobody, not even OP, said anything about a buzz you faggot.

Learn to read and get back to me.

>It's a hangover killer
Again, you don't seem to know the difference between actual alcoholics and people who binge more often than they should.

You don't seem to know the difference between champagne and orange use and tomato juice and cheap vodka.

this, depending on the size of the glass you can fit a quadruple shot in there and not even notice

And this is why it's an alcoholics breakfast. When you need to get rid of the shakes and get in a serving of vegetables nothing else will do.

it's actually a good drink to have if you want to get drunk and also avoid a hangover too

>What is a beer and a multivitamin

That's some Kenny's dad tier shit right there.

beer sticks to your breath worse, compare to a bloody mary.

or vodka in coffee.

or just vodka.

>i don't like thing
>that means nobody can like thing
pls no

You dumb fuck. It's named after the bloodiest Queen in England's history whole murdered thousands of Protestants by burning them, draw and quartering them, beheading them, torturing them, you name it. That's not exactly what most people consider gay, now is it? Idiot.

Hitler murdered loads of people and he was a homosexual.

That has nothing to do with the subject at hand, though, or the story of Queen Mary.
Also, Hitler was a faggoty cuck.

>It's not gay
>It's named after a queen!!!!
Oh honey...
Hmm yes, quite. The Canadian version of this drink has a man's name as well. However, last I checked tomato juice and vodka lacks both gender and orientation.

Thanks for the sweet info, Mr. Goldberg

What are you, 12? Only an idiot would associate the word queen solely with gays. Grow the fuck up and educate yourself.

I've only known people to drink them as a 'hair of the dog' thing.

Anyone who disputes that Hitler was a syphilis ridden faggoty cuck is also a faggoty cuck.

...

What you don't own a tooth brush or mouth wash? Step up your game, brah.

>Getting this triggered by an innocent joke
>Implying that naming a drink after a sadistic, bitch of a queen isn't EXACTLY the kind of humor a gay man would go for
Get out more

Found the mad gay

Kike

Nope, try again.

I don't think he was gay just a child molester.
In Mein Kampf he alludes to fucking his infant cousin and Eva was definitely underage, albeit a little whore.
>pic semi related

>In Mein Kampf he alludes to fucking his infant cousin
Source?

I've always wanted to go to somewhere with "bottomless mimosas" for brunch but I'm pretty sure they'd cut me off after like 6 even though that's barely anything

So much worse, then. Syphilitic cuck pedophile.

Yeah, places that serve "bottomless mimosas" always drag their feet to get you refills, so you end up never really having enough or your money's worth. EXCEPT at casinos. Find a casino near you that offers bottomless mimosas, and you'll get your drunk on. Casinos love drunk people.

>mmm yes feed me more atrocity propaganda oh god it tastes so good every leader on the losing side of wars my nation has fought was obviously a cartoon monster did you know that the kaiser literally impaled babies on stakes omg let me tell you this totally true story about this cliche evil scientist experiment dr.mengele did on my grandparents who met in a concentration camp after surviving being gassed 3 times each

Does that cover it all?

Or just drink a breakfast stout, or a coffee bean IPA

delicious with tequila, shitty with vodka

um the source is Mein Kampf darling

>alludes
Code word for "I'm projecting my own fantasies"

You're really gassed up, aren't you? (No pun intended).
Why do you assume that anyone who hates syphilitic cuckboy Hitler is a jew? Are you really that stupid? He is to be condemned along with all the other dumb dickheads of history who committed mass genocide. They're all pieces of shit.

Go and read it (if you can, it's actually fucking boring). He fucked his infant cousin in Austria.

I read Men Kampf, and I think you're making up stories, Rabbi

>committed mass genocide
Good goy, Nazis are evil meanie's

>Men Kampf
>Men
Homo confirmed.

stalin and mao did nothing wrong

>This asshole's best rebuttal is calling people Jews

Dumbass.

>Men
Was that a Freudian slip?

Stop bullying me or I'll report you all

There's a difference between hating "evil" historical figures and regurgitating over-the-top atrocity propaganda. The first is reasonable and the second outs you as a easily manipulated simpleton. If you honestly believe that historians have been "discovering" new negative things about Hitler's personal life on a regular basis since the end of WWII then you're a fool.

>being gay is negative

Seriously?

I’ve had uncountable Clamato Caesars in my life, but the idea of the same with plain tomato juice is revolting.

had one, can confirm

>being gay is negative
Yes, faggot

You're a fucking fool for overreacting this bad. I've never read his shitty book, because I never cared to, so when people (since multiple people mentioned it) say he was also a pedo, based on his own book, I'm inclined to believe it. It doesn't fucking matter anyway, he was still a syphilitic piece of shit.

Are we seriously arguing over Hitler in a bloody Mary thread right now?

/pol/ ruins everything.

Jews ruin everything

>I'm inclined to believe it
Stay goy

I don't care for either desu

Racist much

>having a sexual attraction which makes it highly likely that you will be a genetic dead end
Yes, that's a good example of an objectively negative trait. Having a genetic defect that makes you want to deposit your semen in the intestines of other males is nature's way of saying, "Please, let your garbage genes die with you".

So when I call you out for being easily manipulated, your response is to attempt to prove that you're even more easily manipulated than I had implied? Cool.

Overly jaded white boi I suppose.

That looks like some sort of carrot/cranberry juice lemonade.

How was your 'Mary built OP?

Gotta get your fruit & veg in.

essential ingredients:
>vodka
>tomato juice

ad-ons:
>worcestershire sauce
>spices
>bacon
>god knows what else

a homosexual couple comes into my coffeeshop and orders this several times a week in the morning.

You are correct.

>Everything a gay man does is homosex
What?! Now you're gonna tell me getting my asshole rimmed is gay! This fucking world I swear.

>when the powers that be decide to come up with yet another ridiculous negative thing to attach to hitler
>this continues until the leader of a major power in the greatest human conflict in history is a syphilitic stump in chair with a bifurcated penis and one testicle, who simultaneously gasses homosexuals while having sex with 20 black men at once and jerking off to a wheel of cheese
It's sad really.

OK. you got robbed if you paid more tha $3 for that.

Smoked salmon Vodka
Either Picante Clamato juice or Picante V8 & pure tomato juice in a 70/30 blend
Lime cholula
Worchestershite sauce
>shake with ice like a baby that won't stop crying
>Strain into hurricane glass
>Garnish with:
Celery (classic)
Pickled asparagus
Quartered reindeer sausage
Crispy baked baconweave rolled into a tube
Anything else your little heart desires

>Yes, that's a good example of an objectively negative trait.

kek no

even if you want to have kids, you can as a gay person

>even if you want to have kids, you can as a gay person
Poor kid, the fag parents always groom them as sexual toys

But my teacher Mrs. Goldstein said Hitler killed everyone who did not have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a 10 inch uncircumcised cock.

better than a michelada

You are such a fucking dipshit. You just came here to argue your racist, sexist, classist, garbage opinions. I was actually about to agree with you on ONE point, but you fucked it up by acting like the ignorant, misinformed, uneducated piece of shit you are.

> prediction: he calls me "triggered" Because he's too ignorant to do better.

Maybe try moving out of your mom's basement and getting a real job.

He did have syphilis. That's undisputed.

>. I was actually about to agree with you on ONE point, but you fucked it up
Why do I give a fuck if you were gonna agree with me, kike.
Your opinion means nothing to me

What is nature telling me if I want to nut in your mom's vagina and then get sucked off by a man before fucking him in the ass while your mom eats my asshole and rubs her clit?

you're gonna be a great stepdad

WRONG! I'm never getting married. Obviously I'm the bull in that scenario anyways and said other man was the cuck step sad