Turns out Steve didn't die in the hurricane after all
Turns out Steve didn't die in the hurricane after all
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nice
Let's get this out onto a tray.
Steves so alpha he was probably going door to door saving his neighbors and giving them MREs from the 1940s
if anyone was adequately stocked to survive a hurricane it was Steve
Don't bully the review brah!
He's a roofer so he's probably been/will be super busy fixing everyone's shit
>32 minutes
Oh baby.
That pilot survival bag o fun was pretty cool.
>"I really don't want to try that"
>Tries it anyways
I was cringing like crazy watching that other vid and seeing his loooong thumb nails opening the leatherman tool
>Based Steve
>cringe
you call this "based"? absolutely disgusting
I wouldn't want this guy cooking my mre meals with fingernails like that
They're clean and manicured though. I'm guessing he has them for opening things.
I don't know who he is but that pic just made me want to never watch any of his trash content
I just watched a bunch of vids for the first time and I just want you to know he seems like the type of dude who'd treat reviewbrah as a really close friend with full respect
The holy trinity of Ross, Rogers, and 1989offmreinfo.com
eat a dick m8
N I C E
G U S S E T
>ughhh it tastes awful
>continues eating it
he uses them to do bumps of dex
off his thumbnails
>tfw a girl will never look at you the same way Steve looks at a 60 year old cigarette
>posts a picture of just trees
I SAW STEVE AT THE LAKELAND PUBLIX!
That's not bad at all
You made it sound like he had coke nails or something
Seems like a douche.
the hell you did
hiss
thats what reviewers do, they continue trying things to gain perspective through sample size. they don't always just review their favorite foods or it wouldn't be a review
>having someone else cook your MREs
This is by far some of the best thread I've ever had in my entire life
>Get mysterious package a week before birthday
>It's a MCI
Oh boy
They didn't have MREs in the 1940s, user.
Rations, whatever
Lads I think my girlfriend has a crush on Steve. What do? How can I compete?
You can only rejoice
If only we could all be so blessed
You don't. You let her watch Steve videos while you beg with your mouth at her soft center of the universe. If you're lucky she may reward you with an indifferent tuggy while she binge-watches.
why did you post cartoon trees
grow your nails and hair long
Choose one and choose wisely Veeky Forums, because the other one is going to try and kill you.
Reviewbrah literally 100 out of 100 times even if outnumbered 1000-1
>Veeky Forums's gay flavor of the month
Steve is literally big boss so of course he would win
>wanting to fuck a man is gay
well i guess im gay then
ive just watched some of his videos for the first time. this guy is comfy as fuck.
him and reviewbrah have similarities i enjoy.
youtube.com
>3 reviews in one week
Somebody was busy.
How does one resist the urge to bite their nails off after they start getting long?
Does Steve have hand tremors? It looks like his arms are pretty well built, though it seems like almost every review his hands shake a lot.
His hands shake because he's excited to check out the rare rations. He's addressed a couple times.
Glad to hear it's just his excitement
For all my entire life, I never literally tremble in excitement. Never fall in love either. I think I'm a broken human being. Does it feel nice
Reviewbrah is a fucking faggot, go Steve.
Stop drinking.
I don't tremble when I get excited but I do get a nice anxious feeling in my chest
Not drinking gives me tremors. Drinking stops them. What do I do?
That doesn't make sense though? I don't think anyone's body reacts like that from something so trivial. Your hands would start shaking after you just escaped a fatal injury or a car crash, but opening a can?
He also works out directly before filming
I think the sardines were the grossest thing he's eaten. That's including the five fingers of death.
Some people just shake at the slightest thing. It doesn't even mean they're pussies either. I guess our bodies are just all a little different.
Reviewbrah is the genuine patron saint of Veeky Forums, steve is a c-rank figure in the Veeky Forums pantheon, it's like comparing god almighty and some biblical side character. You are insulting both sides by implying they're comparable.
it's nerve damage from 7 bouts of botulism
Steve is the best share that came out of Veeky Forums.
steve has been dead for over a year. the person uploading his videos even says so on one of them.
>Veeky Forums trolled by someone periodically uploading old videos
>tupac lives on
Liar
I don't know. I haven't put them anywhere near my teeth for three weeks after comparing them with a womans' who I like. Find a reason, user
>user will never know true excitement
Steve is cute!
"nice"
>implying
>nice little hiss
>putting sugar on Twinkies
For what reason?
Deep, dark depression
It feels really good to watch his /comfy/ videos. I hope he doesn't become mainstream.
Oh thats a nice hiss.
The videos are too long for ADHD reddit kiddos so it definitely won't.
The vids are the definiton of instant reward so I wouldn't be too sure.
being this insecure
forgot one thing
>blood is poisonous and causes botulism on touch
what's your favorite thing that Steve does?
mine is how is moans of enjoyment and disgust are indistinguishable from each other
>hmm
>hm
>mmm oh wow
>huh
>hmmm hm yeah
>yeah wow that is just awful
every fucking time
>"man this is awful"
>bites
>"oh wow this is really terrible"
>bites again
>"this is definitely foul and rank and moldy"
>bites again, licks fingers
>60 year old jelly bar
>Rotted until it's no longer a real color
>Goes on about how awful it smells
>Eats half of it in one bite
>Five minutes later realizes what flavor it was supposed to be
He's fucking nuts.
does steve really live in lakeland? asking for a friend.
Yes.
If you rob his house, he'll shoot you with his nickel plated M92
That plating, the engraving. They offer you no tactical advantage at all.
That engraving does though
Does Steve really own a gun? Nice.
How do I get forearms like Steve?
Skip leg day every week.
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Neither does your dick but you keep jerking it.
Several
get those grippy things
>it's a collector's item. It wasn't meant for shooting peole.
wrist rolls
link? or at least if you can remember which episode
One of those posted in this thread.
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Imagine if Steve and Reviewbrah met IRL
I feel like it would be rb trying to insult Steve somehow, and Steve just genuinely trying to be nice to him.