What in the Bringer of Light's name is wrong with my apple!?

What in the Bringer of Light's name is wrong with my apple!?

That appears to be a bell pepper; Satan's own apple.

i eat bellpeppers like this, its very nice and sweet

Your apple is retarded

you need to update it to the newest iOS

Nigga, that's a watermelon. Know your tubers next time.

You've been done tricked by the ol' capsicum.

Looks like your apple got desiccated. Happens to certain harvests when there's a dry season in the area. They're usually fine to eat, just a little dry. If it tasted bitter though, that means the proteins botulised, and you're boned.

Doesnt it APPeal to you?

holy shit you didn't put any crungus on it you fucking subhuman thats what makes them NOT BE HOLLOW

were you literally born in a stable

Please, do not conflate Lucifer with satan.

Thank you.

you bit it sideways

You're a disgusting excuse for a human

It isn't GMO

It's not green?

Dont do this. The latest updates are shit and have been known to cause apple failure.
There are most likely some errors in you apple. Just do a scan and set to auto fix.

it's not activated

please spend time on things that matter, you pagan scum.

As a plant biologist, I can promise you thats not an apple.

Thats actually a Papple .

Um OP that's a bell pepper
Not an apple

Go back to /pol/ facists

it's a candy ass apple

That's a beef heart full of worm cysts user. Not good to eat but great to fuck if lightly microwaved once the cysts start hatching.

Oh, and if you're reading this: thanks for teaching me the above, Elton John.