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most painless way to kill myself without using any of my guns? I don't want to add myself to firearm death statistics

exit bag bro, I can attest due to my background as an EMT these things work 100%.

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They cut the tanks with nitrogen so that you can't do that now due to that and because they're jewish

Heroin is the best way out, cozy death

Postan some

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But why is one of his bottles pepsi?

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I wonder if this shit even tastes good

God I wish some places allowed smoking still in the US

I miss having a cigarette at the bar, pure relaxation. (yes I know how fucking terrible cigs are spare me pls)

>That'll be $100

You can in Indian casinos here in Washington. My friends and I had cigars and scotch at a local one for his bachelor party.

eggs and fried rice???????

yeah. it does.

The word you're looking for is "edible"

Anyone have a good recipe for omurice?

>make ketchup fried rice
>put a french omelet on top of a mound of it
>draw a kawaii face with ketchup on top to garnish
That easy

I've been in a few dives where they allow it

meanwhile in reality, they are two halves of the same booth and one sells eggs while the other sells cooked egg

Why do asians do this?
Why cant they just chill?

jump from really high building

Naw man you can still do it with nitrogen, it's not uncommon to use pure nitrogen instead of helium.

Casinos will let you drink and smoke inside, depending on the state.
One club I used to go to had a separate room that was technically an outside patio, but it was completely walled off. They'd let everyone smoke and drink there.

shit sucks nowadays. I watch Mad Men just for the rampant smoking.

>plus tip

Then it's cut with oxygen. Nitro is probably just harder to find

i mean it's mainly salt, falt, and protein. Of course it's going to taste good.

You giving a shit about the price instantly disqualifies you from being the target audience

not every place carries coke products

Yeah, it's because all those birthday balloons have been slowly depleting the Earth's available helium supply. The price we pay for party favors.

You lads always downvote my webms :(

>wanting /tv/ to have audio webms

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That was a really nice video, just like your dubs, thanks user

I used to eat that many eggs when I was a lad.

cheezy

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Here in Texas you can smoke in most bars, though it may rely on the city.

Hell, I can smoke at bowling alleys, still.

But yeah, banning smoking inside of bars is cuck shit. You're at an establishment to punish your body so that you can feel good, it's not like you're lighting up in a fucking children's hospital.

kill yourself

no u

It's a performance.
Have you never been to a habachi grill?

This is peak performance

>you have to eat all the eggs

Why the fuck didn't they pour a bit of that cheese inside instead of FUCKING POURING IT OVER THE THING LIKE A BUNCH OF ANIMALS

if he was trying to look like a giant priss for this video, he succeeded.

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Why would you kill yourself when you can go out with a bang and do something obscenely outrageous?

It's for the staff who are there every day.

Don't want to be exposed to smoke? Don't apply. Find another job. No one is forcing you to work in a bar

its pretty much just rice, catsup, cubed chicken, omelette. cooking with dog and japanese cooking 101 have decent versions.

m.wikihow.com/Make-Omurice

>hand crushed
>smushed
>destroyed
>gently pressed
>plopped
jej

Capitalism forces everyone to work, by law of averages at least some people will end up forced to work at a bar if it is the only work available to them. Don't suck the system's dick, friend.

no fucking way

spoken like a true teenager.

literally gallons of semen

HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE DRINK THAT MANY RAW EGGS? JESUS CHRIST

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>eatable
American's..

He's asian

And to cap it all off they're serving the damned thing on one of those fucking boards.
0/10, would not patronize establishment.

What's supposed to be wrong with this?

I'm assuming it's the part where he adds water, but he's just trying to steam the cheese to make it melt better.

Am I missing something or just being autistic?

I live in the frozen north, asians dont come here.
But everytime you see an asian at work they move at mach speed, regardless of task

Are you roughly the size of a barge?

>American's
>American is

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you realize that most people's lives aren't even that difficult and like to hide their feinding for pleasure under the pretense of """relaxation"""....uh yeah sure. I'm sure your day was soooooo tough here baby you deserve it

This sounds like it was written by some wife on buzzfeed who is pissed her husband won't quit smoking.

you sure she isn't pissed at herself for marrying a dumbfuck?

It's sped up

Remember when New York was full of people you thought were tough?

hnnnnnnnnngh

just go somewhere with a terrace

smoking inside is gross and i'm a big smoker

He says in this video "I don't want to get my hands all greasy, I need to tweet and use facebook."

Drink that shit and die from insulin shock.

No.

>Home made

why are all competitive eaters pretty consistently simpleton normies?

Define normie for us,

I wouldn't even be bothered by this, americans gotta american. but the fucking font and "gloriously messy" just makes me feel like it's a video made by the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted.

>A'm,ric:ans'

>Remember when New York was full of people you thought were tough?
no, but I remember a time where new york was full of people that thought they were tough.
I'd actually take this over screaming 5 foot nothing italians that want to fight constantly.

well usually it would just refer to someone living a life oblivious to the concerns and culture of the "outgroup". But in this case I'm more referring to a kind of obliviousness that encompasses literally anything of any consequence, so I guess the word simple works better than normie, even if it sounds pretentious(I'm certainly not a very deep or smart person either)

When did you grow up and replace all of your knives with scissors?

Scissors are banned here in the UK unfortunately. I passed the practical exam and had a license for them but it got revoked when I took them outside my house during a crack down on weapons.

>license
kek, you stupid street shitter.

Go eat some carmel you dumb fucking seppo, the rest of the world isn't taught "American" english