What can i eat without teeth?

Lay off the soda and see a dentist.

how old are you? do you only eat candy?

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for a while yeah, ate as much candy and soda as i could
i did this thing where i was sleeping on a matress in the floor bcause i kept breaking the bed
so i would buy a lot of candy and make a mountain next to my matress and just lay there for a couple days eatin n sleepin

how obese we talkin here? like do you need a mobility scooter or can NASA accurately detect and calculate your personal gravitational well from the ISS?

man, thats brutal. im 30 and obese too (5'10" and 295lbs) but still have all my teeth. but i rarely have soda or candy, i just eat too much burgers and shit. you gotta lay off the sugar man.. get some meat in you. better yet go on keto, sound like the kind of diet you need.

i dont know exactly since normal scales dont work for me but last time i was aable to weight myself it was 180 kilorams
that was 2 years ago but i dobut im that much fatter now
i drink a 2 litter every day
i can still have mcdonalds too since the burgers are really soft

instead of using listerine, try a mouthwash with flouride and flossing every night. I lost a tooth, and after I started that shit my teeth became way better

This.
And 400 lbs is the average American. So don't feel bad. But you should try to lose some weight. Like the other user wrote, keto is your best option rn.

My grandpa ate mashed potatoes, green peas, and bananas when all of his teeth fell out from colon cancer

I still miss him a lot

I managed to take a picture of the bottom row but there is no way I'm going to reach the top

in the end its up to you to make a change. i think with cutting out the soda/candy and doing what said, youd see a big improvement. but since you started the thread asking about soft foods, i'll answer that too. scrambled eggs, mashed/baked potatos, meatloaf, yogurt, smoothies.. you still have enough teeth to eat a lot of stuff. stay away from steaks (unless its a tender filet), jerky, nuts. think of foods that can go down with jusst minimal chewing.

and fuck that ep of ren and stimpy with ren's teeth rotting, that was nightmare fuel as a kid.

I believe that Soylent is the best cure for your mouth aids

every time i try to change anything i end up depressed for a couple weeks to a couple months
things arent good like this but i know how worse they can be
i look like the picture of the lady on the cigarette boxes
the one that says smoking can do this to you

i'm in a similar situation OP, i have like 3 teeth rotted out along with the usual wisdom teeth because I didn't take care of my teeth when I was younger. Can't even find a real job to cover the dentist bills and my face is fucking swollen.

if you're native american, though, you get free dental healthcare, they get everything free desu

Post rolls or b8

Also, if you are as obese as you say maybe tooth loss is a blessing in disguise. Switch to oatmeal based diet and lose weight op.

im only 21

maybe someone can paint my face as a pig and take pictures of my corpse when im dead too

Bummer!
Don't post face you flagrant retard.

>Can't even find a real job to cover the dentist bills
nobody wants to hire fat people, they would rather have someone who cant read around
after around the third one they stopped hurting (unless they got infected) so you have that to look fowards too
its better when it hurts tho because when they pull them out the dentists prescribes you some good stuff that gets stronger if you keep taking it

I sometimes have nightmares in wich I eat my own mouth

this thread inspired me to brush my teeth, thanks i suppose