What is the modern day version of Lembas?
What is the modern day version of Lembas?
Hardtack
Kraft Dinner
Energy bars
For me it's oats (TM) - the most depressing but nourishing breakfast in the world.
Cliff Bars
Wounder bread
Nutraloaf
The McChicken Double
>tiny 2.25oz bag of dry-roasted peanuts
>370 calories
Jesus Christ peanuts are caloric. If I had a marching army to feed, I'd give them tiny bags of peanuts.
>Caloric
That's not actually a word.
Enjoy watching half your army of decadent milennials die of peanut allergies
It is, but it's an adjective not a noun. That's why his caloric sentence sounds retarded.
I have made grammatical errors in this post. Can you find them and correct them for me, user?
It is now.
>caring about English language rules
Do you let webster fuck your wife with his dictionary u cuck.
What a well spaced post.
Bacon.
Twenny bars?
heteronormativity
except even better
Soylet
>oats
>depressing
Do porridge with milk instead of water and try adding some flavourings then you sad bastard.
I fucking love me some semi-skimmed porridge with a dash of cinnamon and nutmeg, or a spoon of jam mixed in.
That's Mordor cuisine if ever there was any. Horrific and soul-crushing, but keeps you alive one more day to work in the system.
Jesus, I didn't even know that was real. That's horrifying.