How much do you love children anons?

How much do you love children anons?

I have one of my own, and I love him a lot.

I just ate like 4 children they're sooo good

You could say that

That's a bit rude

Not enough to have Kinder eggs banned because of them, dumb fucks

I really love cakes
they are really sweet and tasty, ate some last year and I can't wait to eat more!

i really really love children especially putting them in my mouth, sweet and smooth

>How much do you love children anons?
I plead the fifth.

lick it until the white stuff comes out

Damn, I've been thinking about kiddy pussy all day for the past few weeks. Can any user relate?

did they change the recipe? they are sweeter than I remember

Not enough to go to prison

Nice try FBI.

i love to strip them with my mouth and suck their creamy filling

creamy... filling...

oh yeah...

>go on an overseas trip
>friend asks me to bring back kinder eggs
>on my way back to the US
>get selected for a random inspection
>customs: you know, these are illegal here.

........fuck

haha, your children are too dumb to eat chocolate without suffocating on big, yellow plastic eggs

it's because you can hide cocaine in the yellow thing

before getting seized I would like to eat all the chocolate and build all the surprises please

are you serious
is that the actual reason?
Jesus, you can hide cocaine in bodily orifices.
Should they ban my butthole, too?
Or literally any other thing with free space

where would you hide you cocaine if you are taking a flight?

depends.
Maybe I would get creative with my handhelds, like opening them, removing the mainboard and parts, and putting the stuff in there.
or in bags with fizzing powder.
Maybe even in those small, dark bottles from medicine, where no one can look inside properly.
Or some other stuff. Like I said, I'd get creative.
sure, a dog could sniff that probably out easier than I fall down the stairs, but afaik they don't let dogs on the handluggage, if you don't give them a good reason to.

But on the other hand, I don't know how hardcore the american inspectors are.
All i know is that someone in frankfurt once got away with smuggling a fucking flail

>thread about a chocolate bar devolves into drug smuggling tips

it's my fault, i'm not sorry

Do Americans really not eat children?