How much do you love children anons?
How much do you love children anons?
I have one of my own, and I love him a lot.
I just ate like 4 children they're sooo good
You could say that
That's a bit rude
Not enough to have Kinder eggs banned because of them, dumb fucks
I really love cakes
they are really sweet and tasty, ate some last year and I can't wait to eat more!
i really really love children especially putting them in my mouth, sweet and smooth
>How much do you love children anons?
I plead the fifth.
lick it until the white stuff comes out
Damn, I've been thinking about kiddy pussy all day for the past few weeks. Can any user relate?
did they change the recipe? they are sweeter than I remember
Not enough to go to prison
Nice try FBI.
i love to strip them with my mouth and suck their creamy filling
creamy... filling...
oh yeah...
>go on an overseas trip
>friend asks me to bring back kinder eggs
>on my way back to the US
>get selected for a random inspection
>customs: you know, these are illegal here.
........fuck
haha, your children are too dumb to eat chocolate without suffocating on big, yellow plastic eggs
it's because you can hide cocaine in the yellow thing
before getting seized I would like to eat all the chocolate and build all the surprises please
are you serious
is that the actual reason?
Jesus, you can hide cocaine in bodily orifices.
Should they ban my butthole, too?
Or literally any other thing with free space
where would you hide you cocaine if you are taking a flight?
depends.
Maybe I would get creative with my handhelds, like opening them, removing the mainboard and parts, and putting the stuff in there.
or in bags with fizzing powder.
Maybe even in those small, dark bottles from medicine, where no one can look inside properly.
Or some other stuff. Like I said, I'd get creative.
sure, a dog could sniff that probably out easier than I fall down the stairs, but afaik they don't let dogs on the handluggage, if you don't give them a good reason to.
But on the other hand, I don't know how hardcore the american inspectors are.
All i know is that someone in frankfurt once got away with smuggling a fucking flail
>thread about a chocolate bar devolves into drug smuggling tips
it's my fault, i'm not sorry
Do Americans really not eat children?