Taste like chicken

tendies

Quorn. Granted, it tastes like chicken nuggets which is blended sort of chicken paste but still. I find it quite wondrous that we are managing to make mold delicious.

Falsch.

They taste better than chicken nuggets, honestly.

It's a shame they're way more expensive.

I used to work for Quorn, it's an ok product

>that episode of mythbusters where they tested what tastes like chicken
>their "scientific method" amounted to putting all the meats through a grinder and making each one into an overcooked patty with no seasoning to eliminate an textural ques or interference
>given this method they couldn't even tell which ones were the chicken ones
yeah, nah

>watching tv
I bet you eat fast food as well, sheep.

I eat sardines and baked beans, both straight from the can
sometimes I treat myself to a tablespoon of peanut butter

that's basically all I eat

Are you a hobo of Eastern European descent?

a NEET of mediterranean

Interesting.
Tell me more of your life and your diet.

Cheap turkey

I've posted about this before so maybe you have seen it. but there was a point in my life where I would get the $1 chicken sandwiches at wendys, and shove them down the side of my mattress so they would press up against the radiator. So that way when ever I wanted to I could just reach down and get a hot chicken sandwich without ever leaving my bed.

I don't want to be this person, but I really lack the energy and motivation to change it

Well, I believe anyone can change and change for the better.
Kicking the junk food was a smart move and this proves you are capable of improving your life.
Think about it, you scored big with this one action.
Self improvement is the sum of many small victories over time.
Now think of another small goal and post it here, you are clearly on the right path.

well, I have lost some weight. About 15 pounds since I started eating only canned fish and vegetables.

>I don't want to be this person

Oh yea, it must suck having incredibly good ideas.

Do you exercise?
Do you socialise?

yes but only so I can leverage assets I'm in control of. I figure people only want to be around attractive people, so at the very least I can try to have an attractive body.

I attempt to socialize, but I'm soon to be on the wrong side of 30 and I'm only ever around young 20 somethings, so I think I'm that weird older guy

Octopus

Quite frankly I think you're doing ok.
Much better than many I encounter.

Oh, I remember you posting that 1-2 days ago. That was actually kinda funny

Alligator

No. It doesn't.

Frog's legs and rabbit