Hey sir, welcome to Subway! What'll your order be?

A nice, big, log of shit on French bread please.

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you want mayo, white boy?

> bmt on italian herb and cheese
> provolone
> no, i dont want it toasted, only faggots do that shit
> mayo and chipoltle sauce
> lettuce, tomatoes, and black olives
> also salt and pepper

do it

>6in club on herbs and cheese
>provolone
>toasted ofc
>spinach
>onion
>jalapeno
>banana pepper
>just a little bit of the sweet onion sauce
>salt n pepper
Just got this yesterday actually. Shits based

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Foot-long cold cut combo on Italian bread with lots of lettuce, lots of pickles, some onion, some jalapeno, light mayo, and a bit of mustard. Not toasted. Here's your tip, thanks, have a good one. I won't mention how I want to take your women to the back and ravish them with wanton disregard and the utmost passion.

Fuck, and Swiss cheese...

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How does it feel knowing they speak nothing but disgust about you when you leave their shop?

"you want that toasted?"

I'm not him, but can you elaborate? Something wrong with putting bacon with chicken or something? Also, I used to fuck a chick who put ranch dressing on her chicken subs. Might have been rotisserie chicken but can't 100% remember. Surprise surprise; she was not a small lady...

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They're called green peppers, you tremendous pleb. They contain almost no capsicum at all. At least calling the vegetables "salad" makes sense.

6 inch Italian BMT on white bread, hold the cheese, no grill, lettuce onions bell pepper olives and light mayo

The exit, please.

*leaves and goes to neighboring McDonald's*

Quiznos? Wawa? Quick Chek? Any pizzeria or deli? Why would anyone eat here? It's one of the worst fast food chains that hides behind the pretense of being healthy only because you overpay for a sliver if mystery meat with a salad on top. You might as well just eat wood

They're called capsicum too

>footlong meatball on italian herbs and cheese
>not toasted
>white cheddar
>extra parm
>extra black pepper
>oragano
>strip of ranch

That's all, thank you! Oh, and a cup for some ice water.

Hi, I'll take one tuna salad salad with no lettuce and extra pepperoni. Thanks.

DO IT

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LAUGH AT ME?!

sounds good. substitute garlic mayo for ranch

What is this?

Directions to Long Johns please

you have to be 18 to post on this board

Lurk more.

Wow, you guys are ever so helpful! Answer my damn question, or don't post at all, smartasses.

Kekd

how new are you?
did mommy forget your tendies?

censored for blue board

Go die in a fire, entitled fuck.

I fucking DARE someone to do it.

First grow up, this isn't /b/ or any of the faggy shit, all I asked was that someone give me some info, and I get you two whiny cunts crying about "newfags". Btw if you think Veeky Forums is something you get "indoctrinated" into, then please do yourself a favor and stop using the internet.
Thank you.

Love it when people brag about being difficult, socially inept morons.

>He thinks that joke was someone bragging about being socially inept.
I think I found the autist.

>whiny
i dont think you know what whining is :^)

Oh, he was only JOKING about being a difficult, socially inept moron. You're right, that's way better.

They work at subway so their shitalking is just misplaced inferiority

It does, because it's a falsehood. You're supposed to laugh at him because he's playing a character, albeit in a very simple way.

You're literally retarded.

I know a guy who raped a girl in the back of a Subway and is currently serving 8-12 years

so no veggies? Just meatballs, sauce and spices?

I guess it is kind of a classic meatball sub that way. Not really getting your moneys worth

>I see you're about to close up... Mind giving me a cup of gurken?
>A what?
>Pickles. The pickled, sliced pickles you've got there. Right there. Just put some in a cup, and I'll pay you five bucks.
To my excuse, it was late, the stores were closed and I needed pickles for some dish I had to do for work or a party or sth.

>Yeah, I'll have a foot long oven-roasted chicken on Italian herb and cheese, not toasted
>would you like that toasted?

>Foot long spicy italian
>Pepperjack
>toasted
>Lettuce
>Tomato
>onion
>spinach
>pickles
>black olives
and some white chocolate macadamia cookies and a water

it's my sandwich. I like it that way. always will!

Did they go with it? In England you get denied anything that isn't strictly on the menu. Nobody has the patience to deal with your shit if you ask for "secret menu" stuff in mcdonalds for example.

>All the Subways around me for 25 miles are owned by the same Sikh man who works counters at each of them
>They're all kept impeccably clean and I've never been served the shitty, wilted vegetables you always see people complain about with subway
Everything went better than expected.
Also Cold Cut Combo on wheat with pickles, lettuce, tomato, black olives and lots of vinegar and oil.

Yeah, I got them. IIRC made what people call russian/winter salad for a gettogether the next day.

I ordered a sub with no sauce the other day.
It was preddy gud.

>same meat, bread, and cheese
>hell yeah I want it toasted. only faggots don't
>spicy mustard
>all of the vegetables except olives, yes all of them
>everything in the shakers too
Don't worry about folding it, Miss. It isn't going to fold. Have a nice day.

Never ask if theyre single. Gives them an out.

Footlong Pizza Sub. All veggies except lettuce, cucumbers, pickles, and black olives. Honey Mustard, Sweet Onion, Chipotle southwest, Tzatziki, Mayonnaise, Sriracha and BBQ. Parmesan, salt and pepper. Italian Herbs and cheese bun. Extra meat and double cheddar cheese, toasted to a crisp, sunchips and fountain drink.

I bet you call baby spinach "arugula" Neck yourself faggot

I've got a foot long spicy italian for ya bby

Footlong 9 grain chicken terriaki with bacon and cheese toasted. Lettuce. A little onion. Loads of olives

kill yourself

>I'll have the steak and cheese foot long, medium rare.

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Oh man it's been awhile since I've seen this posted.

Cold cut combo with swiss on wheat, don't toast it. Lettuce, onions, tomato, black pepper, pickles, olives, and banana peppers. A little mayo and a little mustard. That shit's going straight in my fridge for about 30 minutes.

Is eat it but would never order it.

Next level autism
Did you flip a coin and demand that they call it, friendo?

lurk more newfag

Foot long meatball on Italian herb and cheese with American and provolone

Cold cut combo with extra CCC meat, add ham, extra swiss cheese, vinegar
Ends up being stupid expensive but if someone's buying there's nothing better than biting into a brick of meat and cheese.

Footlong Italian herb and cheese bread, meatball marinara with bbq sauce and cheese, lettuce and onyone xxx

>being this defensive

The joke is ancient, just have some patience next time

I'll have a six inch Italian.

6 inch meatball marinara with banana peppers.
NOT TOASTED.

i'd like directions to the nearest jersey mike's, please.

This is a total classic. Gotta love subway stories.

My heart isn't cold and dead enough. I actually feel some sympathy for that bitch, but when they act that stuck-up and entitled really the best thing for them is to treat them like shit to bring them down a notch. Bitch had it coming.

Footlong club on italian herb and cheese bread. Gimme provolone, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, mayo, mustard, and a drizzle of sweet onion sauce. Not toasted.

I used to get Italian herb and cheese all the time, but found out it's one of the breads with the highest salt-content, might be THE bread with the highest salt content. Going to switch to regular Italian bread next time I go, in fact I think I did that last time and I recall liking it. Hard to remember though; I was wasted.

Well shit user I dont get it because its good for me. You're right though. I don't go to Subway very often.

No worries, just thought I'd bring it to light since I used to always get Italian herb and cheese too. I found out on the Subway site. There's a nutritional thing you can set up to tell you the nutritional value of their subs and it's HUGELY customizable, it's pretty fucking awesome, and I checked out a bunch of different breads. Swiss seems like one of the healthiest cheeses though. Obviously cold cut combo (which is what I always get) isn't the healthiest choice but I'm fine with that. It's affordable, it's got meat and I also get plenty of lettuce and pickles to go with it along with onion and some jalapeno so it's pretty good.

I wonder if they hate it when people use too many veggies, because I really like to cram that thing with lettuce/pickle then with a bit of onion and jalapeno with it. For sauce, light mayo and mustard. No added salt/pepper since I figure there's enough of both in the meat itself, and though it's probably not all that big a deal especially for someone young, I like to limit my intake of salt as well as sugar within reason.

gb2reddit

I don't like black people touching my food thank you

Spicy Italian on white bread, mozzarella cheese and toasted, lettuce, tomato, onion, hot peppers, mayo, and vinaigrette.

>Hey sir, welcome to Subway! What'll your order be?
>yeah, I want to order something good and delicious
>sorry sir, we don't serve that here.

>it still hasn't been posted

baka desu senpai

Footlong italian BMT with peperjack cheese
lettuce, tomato, olives, green peppers, banana peppers, salt+pepper+oregano
water cup

Friendly reminder that almost all subway sandwiches taste the same regardless of the protein, veges, sauces or bread.

Oh sorry. I was headed to a Harris-Teeter deli department. I just thought I would remember why I used to come here.

Meatball marinara on Italian herbs and cheese, paperjack, all the veggies (no premiums). Best bang for your buck.