Eating meat that isn't prepared by a kosher butcher

>eating meat that isn't prepared by a kosher butcher
>eating any sort of non-kosher meat in general
>mixing milk and meat
I seriously hope you guys don't do shit like this.

I eat cheap meatballs between white bread and ketchup. I come here to fantasize

>I seriously hope you guys don't do shit like this.
>guys
>not goys
You had one job.

I'll mix your meat with my milk.

>being a fucking kike

wew lads

Meat bans are the most retarded part of any religions.
Why did they make their life more miserable than it already was by banning a widely available meat source? It's like today's vagans got elected.

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i always put a little evaporated milk in my sauces to filter out any semites trying to infiltrate my happy home. i have to protect hubby because he's too friendly

>tfw your dick got mutilated in your infancy
>tfw you can't experience the joy that is tasting pork chops soaked in milk and put in the oven with some cheese grated on top of it
>tfw you can't even cook your food because you have a racial aversion to ovens

Alright listen up goy because genuine 100% ashkenazi pureblood chosen here to tell you why you're fucking wrong. I grew up in a kosher household and let me tell you I hated eating at home because every piece of meat was fucking destroyed by salt. Disgusting. I only got really into cooking because I was amazed the first time I tasted a butter garlic thyme steak and realized just what I was missing out on.

There is nothing redeemable about jewish/yiddish food except MAYBE challah bread. It's mushy oily garbage.

Pretty easily explainable. All Abrahamic religions come from a fucking desert, where pork meat goes bad incredibly quickly so to keep people from dying like idiots they just said God doesnt approve and banned it. Of course today this is pretty much a non-issue, but hey cant delet a 1500 year old tradition over night I guess.
I do pity them though, pork is delicious

I think your family is just bad at cooking, user

That's probably it to be fair.
Matzoh ball soup is the one redeeming food.

100% of the American Jews I know eat cheese burgers, and pork eggrolls from Chinese spots. They're all "reformed" so they don't keep Kosher. In my experience Hacidum are baby raping inbreds, they're the only ones that actually keep Kosher.

Thank Christ the Hudson River is a natural barrier to keep the scum in Kiryas Joel tucked away in their own little Universe.

KNÖDELSUPPE.

German food. Jews claimed it as their own by making the dumplings out of Matzomeal instead of semolina.

The plural is "goyim", foolish goy.

>racial aversion to ovens

Lost it

>Muh jews stole our dumpling soup

You sure it wasn't the other way around there, hitler youth?

KNÖDELSUPPE existed LONG before the National Socialist Party. I think you're just mad about me knowing about your secret ethno-village in New York. I know about the bungalow colonies in the Catskills in Monticello, Livingston Manor, Loch Sheldrake, Bethel, Liberty and Davos as well. Your days are numbered, even reformed Jews hate you.

>LE BASED REFORM JEWS

Umm
Bagels?
Fish and chips?

>implying jews don't steal other culture's dishes all the time
Israeli kikes go around claming the fucking falafel is jewish.

What about milk and fish to help the smell

Reformed Jews are Zionists, ergo Atheists. The ONE redeeming quality of Orthodox sects is that they don't recognize Israel's right o exist, because the Torah forbids it, also a Jewish army.

Khazars aren't Jews, just LARPing idiots in bad costumes. Lox is Scandinavian, Bagels are Polish, Motzoballs are German, Shashuka is Transjordanian, Jewish people have no culture or originality other than mutilating the bodies and minds of their sons, and countless others.

Jews can mix milk and fish.

Not really. While you're right about the reason for a specific meat to be banned, the reason for dietary restrictions in general is to keep you tied to your religion and culture. Very few people pray multiple times a day but everyone eats 3-5 times a day. You restrictions remind you of your tradition going back millennia and ground you.

This is why even Hindu and Jew atheists are more connected to their culture than Christian believers.

It seems like you don't like milk steak???

piss off schlomo

What exactly makes it kosher?

Egyptian Jews have been eating Falafel thousands of years longer than Arab muslims who only came to Egypt a few hundred years ago... so ya its more Jewish than Arab.

well first you need to circumcise the steer.

If you look at Leviticus, you will find specific animals listed as permissible for consumption, as well as groups of animals with particular characteristics (eg ruminants w/o cloven hooves) that are also permissible.
[Of course there are lists of forbidden animals (swine appears on one), and characteristics of forbidden animals (carrion eaters, birds of prey), these are not kosher.]
In addition to the above, for permissible animals there is the need for ritual slaughter (at least for beasts, probably birds, probably not fish - I don't remember all the details), and checking (certain organs?) for a lack of blemishes.
That's the short version.
Through some thousands of years of commentary, additional customs have been devised, and different sects don't agree on which customs need to be followed.

How the fuck would I make milksteak then

Has to be dried and salted to hell and back because jews think consuming blood is a sin even though rabbis suck the blood out of circumcised infants' cocks

3k a year

>almost 2018
>being a kike
Wew lad

Looks horrible

LOL how delusional

Savage.

That's because ashkenazi don't prepare their meat as well as mizrahi jews. I'm sorry that your family just overuse the salt on the meat.

Visit any rich Saudi sultan and I guarantee his Muslim ass has done haram shit because he's too rich to give a shit