Webm Thread

New edition

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Why post here? Just make a Veeky Forums thread on /wsg/

Why don't you suck a fart out of my ass?

Post gifs too, these shitty web bums don't work in Safari

>Putting the egg in at the same time as sausages and mushrooms

Mushrooms and meat. Wait a minute. Beans, hash browns, and tomatoes. Egg 1 minute before everything is done.

>a specially compartmentalized brekky pan

Why not just eat it out of the skillet at that point instead of dirtying a place?

Sucked in dickhead, maybe you shouldn't of bought a mac since you're too fucking stupid to simply just download a new browser

>not cooking everything in the bacon and sausage fat

Yeah, no fuck this gay ass shit. This infuriates me as much as the cunts that drain their ground meat because "muh grease"

Imagine being this huge of a faggot

Cooking for autists who "can't have their food touch"

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God she's cute, I want a wife like her that I can eat retarded amounts of food with

Shouldn't have.

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cept she wont get fat but you will get fatter. hit the gym fattie

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That's a big bowl

That's a weird oven. It doesn't look like you could even fit a chicken in that.

Kill yourself today.

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I won't eat as much as her as often then, only occasionally, simple

hit the gym fattie

I don't know fuck all about apple or it's OS but is this uniform on all it's Hardware? Webm is open source so it makes sense that such a "nigga" bling bling company wouldn't allow popular free software from operating on it's platform.

Also cut of ones Penis, insert into oral cavity and neck oneself hence forth.

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No, I'm already thin enough, I mountain bike a lot, gyms are for fags

That's the top oven/grill you fucking retard

for you

Judging by the door it's still a very shallow oven. Retard.

Weird looking dude too

the two bald guys look like faggots anyway

I guess your right then even though the perspective is misleading. Well done, there would'nt be any way of removing a shelf from the main oven to fit in a bird measuring 150mm high.

I stand fucking corrected

Never seen these posted before, make sure you post them again in future.

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>I stand fucking corrected
Indeed

Everybody makes fun of brits for the beans, but the fried whole tomatoes are the worst breakfast item ever. Little flavorless napalm balls.

Tomatoes are not very good to begin with but I agree that tiny sweaty overly sweet ones like that are awful.

>that cock fucking the egg yolk at the end

God damn

Literal 10/10 post. Couldn't agree more.

Is that a girl (male)?

The only good contribution they've ever made is having mushrooms with breakfast. Sauteed in leftover bacon fat makes them the best side.

should've just sliced em in half then sauteed them cut side down. would've made it so much better

Is this food?

Technically.
Is this good food?

>using obsolete software
Even with windows xp I can watch webm

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Why didn't she put the egg on it sooner?

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>passive aggression
you're either a woman or a fag
sad!

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

if you ever get the urge to move to california, watch this video

He doesn't, he lives in there.

>gross oily tomatoes
>over cooked egg

That is fucking terrible. You make that food in a certain order using the bacon grease to cook the rest. Also, everything is severely underdone. Have fun cleaning that shit with those tarded patterns in the bottom and sharp inner corners.

obligatory

can you imagine the amount of food born illness in that disgusting shack

I love this man

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God I'd rather kill myself than work in a factory like this

>using a bandsaw with a watch on
This just proves that this guy is a memelord faggot who has NO idea what the fuck he is doing.

How anti-climactic.
I want my money back.

God this guy is such a faggot

I want to munch on her pie if you know what I mean

>bake for 7-8 minutes

lol what the fuck

its supposed to be an old fashioned

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mmmm. nothing like a glass of bourbon after a hard day at work.

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>two shots

She is drunk?

look if i went to a bar and a bartender gave me an entire glass of whiskey instead of 3oz's id probably be ok with it.

one of my favourites, always reminds me of it.

nah, just useless. I like how they make a youtube channel around mixed drinks but dont have any of the gear.

a fuckin wooden spoon
youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

>JaNee, prounounced, 'Jah-Ney'
Poor girl. She never stood a chance.

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Only the hipsters do this in Cali, everybody else thinks avocados are overrated

link to video of her shitting out a huge log?

>a fuckin wooden spoon
You aren't suggesting someone buy a unitasker, are you user?

is he fucking method acting?

What does chad shack egg sandwich taste like?

if its there job then yes.

That would suck if your job was to buy unitaskers.

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>why.jpg

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Why not?

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of course
he is a nigger

besides the egg cartons there is absolutely nothing interesting about this and it makes me upset that some stupid millennial kids on vacation took this video because they thought it was impressive because they'd never even seen anyone cook before

slavic heritage

holy shit real life comparison of chad and virgin

STOOOOOOOOPPP! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

I left after "Avocado is a healthier substitute for CHEESE"

What happens?

whhat about tendies and bbq sauce flavored icecream

They add cheese

This was interesting exactly once. Now I never want to see it again. Pancakes for fags, lets just put this behind us. But I sense five million reposts coming, as you fucking idiots save these things. Please, do not save them, do not repost them.

What's that thing the poojet in the pink shirt keep fisting into his mouth?

>The dumb looking faggot who raises his arms even though nothing even touched him

Dipshit.

Get a life

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