Be dizzy

>be dizzy
>have dry skin
>a headache
>super tired
>dry mouth
>rapid heart rate
>fever

>drink a glass of water
>all gone

What the hell is this thing?

It's almost like you can just drink coffee and soda all day.

Symptoms of dehydration???

the original drink

Semen in disguise

the real shit
not only that, but it's the fucking cure for hangovers
priests bless this shit, but I'm 99% sure it's already fucking holy water

Sips for functioning chad of society

>stopped drinking soda and switched to water years ago
>lost a bunch of weight
water is the most honest beverage

You're mom would know about drinking semen

Well user, you know, that stuff makes up +70% of your body. It is almost like, you would die if you don't drink enough of it. Cray-zay!!!!

What percentage of women over 16 have not drank semen? Probably like 5% or less?

It's almost a near certainty that any women you have ever spoken with has swallowed a fat load of cum or had her face plastered with it at least once, and probably many more times than that.

It's called hydration

Stop

Watching

Porn

What does any of this have to do with watching porn? Are you suggesting that women don't give blowjobs in real life?

two hydrogens one oxygen

You don't believe that? Over 20+ girls have swallowed my fat load, statistically it is possible.

>government's been feeding us the main ingredient of hydrogen bombs

What the fuck? Why isn't anyone doing anything?

>drinking Water over WATER
dont do that

> 100% of people who have drunk water will die

remind me again why we drink this?

dihydrogen monoxide
its a well known toxin and the sign that you are reaching fatal dose is the symtpoms you experienced go away.
go to a hospital right now.

You were probably suffering from heat exhaustion OP, that's a really serious medical condition

Nice reddit memes

The one thing close to every single living organism has done since "living" was a thing?