What can I do with a banana

Pisang Goreng

I guess you can eat it

>Cut the banana up and freeze it

>Later, pour a cup of almond milk into a blender
>Add frozen banana
>A scoop or two of peanut butter
>Splenda
>Little bit of vanilla extract and cinammon

Low fat ice cream

When I was a kid, I read something that I've never forgotten on the back of a cereal box:

"Help Mom make frozen banana treats by wrapping peeled bananas in foil and then putting them in the freezer!"

Guess what? It's good! Been doing it all my life.

>almond milk
>splenda

Why don't you just save the banana for practicing your deepthroating, faggot

Hey TJ

TJ Lazer

Impregnate a minion

Banana bread.

Slice it, stick the slices in a pan with some butter, two minutes or so per side, then stick some honey and cinnamon on top. You can also stick it in your butt, I don't care.

how do i milk my almonds

Caress them in a circular motion

It probably wouldn't hit my prostate hard enough/break

save it my friend it's all yours!

Peel off a ripe banana
Cut it in two lengthwise
Brown both sides in a pan on high heat with butter
At some point (at the beginning or half cooking time depending on how you want it to caramelize) drizzle brown sugar over it
Then pour some rum over it to deglaze the caramel
If the pan is hot enough it should burst into flames, but if it doesn't just light it up with a match/lighter or your gas stove
Let the flames die (or not, if you want to keep some of the alcohol in there) and serve.

Tip: also instead of flaming it with rum, you can put some more sugar, add a pinch of salt, deglaze with milk and let it reduce to butter caramel.

Add cinnamon and nutmeg

Oh yeah. I think Tonka bean would work well too

How OP couldn't think of this himself is beyond me, being a faggot and all.

Need to try this.

I'm disappointed that this was close but not the first post.

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rollin for stick in ass

But what difference does wrapping them in foil before freezing make?

I'd say it helps freeze quicker ? like wrapping a damp paper towel around your beer in the fridge, transfers heat quicker ?

BECOME THE SECOND JESUS

Use the banana peel and use it to jerk off

throw at black people

Banana Shark 2, the revenge

The banana ice cream is surprisingly delicious. No need for faggot ingredients though.
Cut in slices, freeze, blend with vanilla, bit of cream and sugar if you need it extra sweet.

You can also blend the frozen bits with milk. Add some honey and cinnamon for a very delivious milk shake.

if they are very ripe, make banana bread.

Cut up and top with melted chocolate.

Cut in half and brown in pan. Eat with whipped cream.

putt into muesli with oats and joghurt.

Leave peel on, slice open one side, place chocolate inside, wrap in tin foil, throw in burning down fire, grill or oven. Eat out of the peel with a spoon. Pic relatef

Stick on skewer, turn in molten chocolate, drizzle with nuts (chopped peanuts, pistachios, and so on) or sprinkles, freeze.

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maybe because it is more difficult to peel after freezing that is why you peel them and you use the foil to cover them afterwards.

Pic also related. Thank me later

banana cake. the taste of that when taking it with milk is God's gift to humanity.

fry it and serve with dark chocolate fondue

Practice giving head on it until it turns into a gooey mush which you can then use as lube to beat off.

You can freeze it and make some pure banana ice cream. You can add choccy syrup and/or nuts to top it off. Also add any seasoning like cinnamon for taste

overripe banana, mash it up, mix with honey, freeze. ice cream substitute. peanut butter can go in too. havent tried vanilla, bet thats good as well.

make it straight again

Slice, cover in tempura flour, fry on high heat, drizzle with honey

grasp the nipple firmly and squeeze

>get banana
>peel and remove fruit
>discard fruit
>insert peel into tube just slightly larger than wang e.g. toilet paper tube
>microwave ~20 seconds
>stick finger in
>ouch hot as fuck
>wait
>insert wurst
>fuck shit out of it