Left or right twix?

left or right twix?

>Advocating a two party system

Where are the mods?

snickers > twix

Left Twix
>virgin
>doesn't drink alcohol
>runs up the stairs like an animal
>has played World of Warcraft

Right Twix
>laid dozens of women
>knows exactly how much to drink to have a good time without being hungover
>runs up the stairs like a dinosaur
>plays Call of Duty

Depends on where you open the package.

Haven't had one since the namechange.

ITS A MARATHON YOU MILLENNIAL SCUM

seriously tho, america is worse than militant islam for destroying other people's cultures

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right, then left

>assuming there are only 2 genders of twix

it has to be opened at the T side, not at the X side

middle twix

So this is the power of capitalism?

this

All of them.

Why do some people say Carmel when there's clearly a second 'a'?

Dunno man, it's spelled and pronounced "karmel" where I live. People read "colonel" like "kernel", now that's fucked up.

No, what's fucked up is britbongs, and by extension canadians, pronouncing "lieutenant" as "leftenant".

Do they really?
Those crazy canucks

Yes

Have you ever actually visited the UK. They absolutely don't pronounce it like that

>I heard it watching sleepy hollow so it is true!

What's Karl up to nowadays?