Things flyovers will never enjoy

Crisp and refreshing.

is MN flyover? we have these in every store - including the liquor store I work in

they're good as fuck btw - Love the blood orange one

It's a soda distributed by Nestle, dude. You didn't think this entire thing out, did you?

>be drinking this
>enjoying it
>spit in the sink because a gnat or something flew into my mouth
WOW! Blood orange turns your spit red
>brush my teeth
>mfw it was a coincidence and turns out i just cut my tongue after drinking blood orange flavored water somehow and it was real blood

>has foil lid cover for top hygiene
how can a drink be so based?

That flavor's fuckin' nice, that and prickly pear n' orange.

Shit's just as bad as soda unfortunately, but tastes 100X better

What's the point of this story?

>implying flyovers can't get san pellegrino

fuck off, op

Fuck.. I need to stop drinking soda and people have recommended me to try drinking lacroix. it seems like a better alternative but how does it taste?

Arkansas here. We have that at walmart. Its pretty good

Illionis, 10/10 product.

These are way too sweet, I prefer la croix

Hi pup

lol nick go to bed what the fuck
Love you btw

bit gay

Drink la croix

is that... a wet burrito?

Amy's cheese enchilada

How much was that? Like 10 fucking dollars I bet.
I spent like $4 on a fan of Amy's lentil soup and it was subpar. I much prefer Wolfgang Puck's organic soups.

3.50 and they are great, I've never tried the soups

What makes you think I would trust the opinion of someone who eats shitty TV dinners? If anything I now have a lesser opinion of La Croix and I have never even heard of it until this thread.

Sick reflection of yourself

I don't really care, la croix is massively popular regardless of if I drink it or not, suit yourself loser lol

That guy works for Amy's burritos. He's a shill

I'm not a shill, they just make good frozen meals

Clean your fucking freezer, there is a bunch of shit in the corner.

why are you even on this board?

>you can't post on Veeky Forums unless you make ALL your meals from scratch

I feel like sparkling water and mineral water etc is kind of an acquired taste but they're good. If you're addicted to sugar like most people it won't be good. I like the slight bitterness and light flavoring

Yeah! See guys? He's not a shill.

Just sad and alone.

Not a shill tho :3

are you projecting?
sometimes shit like these go on sales so people buy a bunch, it's handy having shit on standby in the freezer when you're in a bind for time. Do you even live a normal life with work and responsibilities?
Also anything from Amy's is delicious.

it's better than light beer

Sprouts near me had a sale on them, 2 dollars each.

Autism

>coconut la croix

kys looser

I like lime too but bobonut is a clasic

THIS
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Amy's vegetarian/vegan overpriced, garbage, crap...

ah i see. well, it looks whatever but is probably tasty

I like the grapefrouit

>americans using italian products to make themselves feel superior over their "flyover" countrymen
lol desu

I can literally find these is Walmart in South Carolina.

Coastalfags are like the yuropoors of the US, always obsessed about the superior places ("flyover land"). Well we might not have shitty soda here, but pic related is 2 things we have that yall dont

How could anyone "enjoy" this bilge? It's one of the worst sodas on the market today, far too sweet to mask the shitty acidic flavor

We have these in a lot of places where I live (Scotland)

These are the patrician coastals choice. Only plebs get fat drinking their kcals

Call me a traditionalist but I like the lemon the best

>Amy's
>La Croix
>Being black

Sort your life out, man.

this shit is all over germany and i can tell you just by the looks of it that it is shit. also tasted some and, well, what a surprise it was a "no, never again" experience

>implying we europeans see the difference between you uncultured americans

What's the turbo for? Miata?

BOOOOOOM

>implying you matter
>at all

we do on a cooking board

amerifats are unsurprisingly good at eating, but not at cooking

what's up local friend
I guess we are flyover but OP is just retarded

Howdy neighbor! Mpls fag here looking for someone to go to the grocery store with.

San Pellegrino's chinotto is just flavoured soft drink now, the last real chinotto is negri and they don't sell in my country.

>not recycling
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOL widely available at grocery stores, restaurants, and food trucks all over Michigan.

Also, low quality bait try harder m8.

Godbless Minnesomalia

4 me it's Le Criox Pamplemousse

>Commiefornias think they have class because they have san pellegrino
O Im lauffin

They sell those things everywhere.

They're also ridiculously high in sugar content, so eugh.

I'll take our lack of culture over sodomizing goats or whatever it is they do in your garbage pile.

I can get these at the fucking Speedway and I live in bumfuck Kentucky.

Try again moron

Nice alternator.

I'm not black lol
LS swapped Volvo 240
Who cares

Hi Terry

>black guy
>drinking la croix

you see something new everyday

>y'all
How many times a week does uncle Cletus fuck you in the ass?

water is crisp and refreshing

>tfw flyover and just drank a lemon one

dumb costalcuck...

>pic related is 2 things we have that yall dont

the east coast has some of the best drinking water in the world

The blood orange one tastes like berocca. The chinoto one is the better flavour

what's a flyover, pardon

Only if you meet me at the Farmington hyvee

>I'm not black lol
No one likes a liar Jerome

Is this shit as good as people say it is? I haven't been able to find any in the stores they list.

You can buy it by the case at Walmart, fancy boy. It's in the "ethnic" aisle

could be south pajeet

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Kansas, the ultimate flyover state checking in
I bought some of this a few weeks ago.
Pretty good OP

I live in Ohio and I used to do contract work for the company that makes those. I was able to get a six pack for $2.50 in the company store.

Oi, fellow MN liquor store faggot here. SP Blood Orange is indeed good shit. I'm out in the St Paul suburbs.

I buy this and La Croix by the case at Sam's Club, both are alright, the carbonation is nice since I quit drinking cokes early this year

>Flyovers cant enjoy mass packaged and nationally distributed crap
Flyovers can't enjoy fresh seafood 99% of the time, that's literally all you have to dangle over our heads.

fuck i only checked the real drinks aisle

I'm not black tho?

joel?

...

Do you have a favorite lesser-known store? I like Double Dragon in St. Paul.

>favorite lesser known store
This is cringe. What are you trying to accomplish exactly? Does this store only sell lesser known items to lesser known individuals? i hate using this word, but it's very hipster-like.

Or maybe you're trying to make a secret club inside somebody's place of business.

nice fivehead

Lol

And you decide to respond to a Wolfgang Pick shill.

>2 things we have that yall dont
I get it

You know a lot about being fucked in the ass by men, right coastie?
Yeah, east coast is alright. West coast worst coast.

What the fuck is Joel doing on Veeky Forums. Let alone 4chins.

Shitting up Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums furr sure