Webm Thread

is that to drain out their blood or something?

Thats an aweful pile of ketchup...
Would wife...
My ex-wifes cooking...
Magical...

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Why do you see this kind of after-death jiggling only in fish?

a fish's soul has trouble leaving the body if it's not underwater at the time of death

Who is this ball butter nutter?

the chopping onions with eyes open youtube challenge

the licious

Those fries look like someone chewed them and spit them out. Why not just put them on sandwich whole?

>people think Italians actually eat this

I love italian food!

Stop typing like this... It looks autistic and it isn't proper English...

This gets posted in every webm thread and no one ever mentions that horrendously undercooked bacon

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Kills them.

Different nerve structure.

What a qt

Serves One American.

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You know, when I'm paying to be in the champagne room I'd rather the woman be blowing me, not the bottle.

Stripper are fun.

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why didn't she just tie her hair up?

>asianefficiency.exe

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wtf I love women now

>garnish the cheese with more grated cheese

wow I really needed a webm to teach me how to melt cheese

>what is that some kind of rice ste-
>OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Eat this and never shit again

But why is it burned.

I have gotten too many unsolicited blowjobs from strippers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

>prank

I audibly laughed.

I eat more cheese than anyone I know and I'm not sure if I would like that. I don't think it's because of the amount of cheese though, but I don't think the texture would work well with the slippery pasta.
This is why most Italian restaurants serve salads or vegetable soups as appetizers

It could just be whatever spices were used making the bark look that dark. If there was molasses, lots of black pepper, soy sauce, or something like that. It's hard to tell without tasting it. But, the first two things do look burned.

Some amphibians too.

Birds do that too

That's really cool. They change colors nearly instantly when they die.

Can't really find it in me to feel sorry for fish for some reason. They're like water bugs to me.

I don't doubt that it would taste good but they really went overboard with the cheese. Especially since it's a nip recipe and they're usually lactose intolerant.

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accurate

Haha a diherrea machine.

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Shut the fuck up you autistic fuck

uma delicia.....

Does anyone actually know what this is? The amount of preparation seems completely at odds with the quality of restaurant, and the short amount of time the alcohol burns seems so pointless.

This is one of the sickest things I've ever seen.. and I've been lurking Veeky Forums for nearly a decade

Only Japanese grills can stay cute as hell while huffing a bug in a tube.

squid ink 'za
using scissors indicate some american place serving it

or so i've been told

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I was wondering why she was so bad at scooping ice cream.

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I don't get it

It seems like it's just supposed to be one of those things that scares you off of "chemicals"

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Yeah but it does that because the acid is burning the sugar in strawberry flavored whey protein, I'm not sure what the creatine has to do with it.

why yes, I would like a heart attack today

yo wtf, Obama's kids are fucking lel

it's definitely not burnt, you can see the piled up structure of the rub used on the meat.

>la croix
those are shit, spindrift all the way

Zozzle

Better with sound
youtube.com/watch?v=soQUVWAnswk

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is squide ok?

It's from an Italian restaurant in Seoul: dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3557005/Pizza-set-fire-called-Bomb-pizza-wowing-customers.html

what are the last two cuts for?

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I got a booner

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Activating almonds.

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Just sleeping

>come to Veeky Forums webm thread for food
>retards keep posting webms with people as the main focus

What show is this?

Is this supposed to be some kind of abstract art?

food is fundamentally people focused

No it's just a nigger eating cereal

If there is food in the .webm then it's Veeky Forums related

Because she's a slut, user..

>eating

That means it died quickly and suddenly. Happens to humans as well.

And you guys say japanese food is boring.