>straight from the source
Straight from the source
Dumb frogposter
>procured in a roundabout way from various intermediate middlemen and presented to you in an ambiguously deceptive fashion
>obtained through mysterious and questionably legal means and then gifted to you as a late birthday gift
>fresh
>farm to table
>secret family recipe
>homemade
i would welcome this
>of unknown origin
They had a festival for this in Sacramento CA the other day
>served hot
>family owned and operated
>a love letter to [country] cuisine
>100% juice
>no artificial sweeteners
>fair trade
>no slave labor
>perfect for birthdays
>Non GMO
>Certified gluten free
>a bowl of goodness
>Baked fresh in store daily
It arrives in the store as a frozen ball of par baked dough
>chocolate chunks
bro its
>freshly frozen
>cue b-roll of farm pastures/random nature shots and rustic sounding music
>mountain spring water
>100% beef
>mystery meat
sorry my bad
>Cinnamon Rolls "From scratch"
>Not assembling the cinnamon rolls from the various raw elements of which they are composed at an atomic level
>Rustic
>Artisan
>fried to perfection
>healthy
>handcrafted
>made with care
>"from our kitchen to yours!"
>frogposters
Olive oil
>Blend
>100% organic
>locally sourced
>implying you don't want the owners to make the shit
having a personal stake in something usually improves quality
>GARDEN salsa
If anything it means they don't have to try as hard because there's no risk of getting fired.
>x&y aioli
>Gay from the source
tea. earl grey. hot.
>umami
>gay from the source
He looks so divided
>a tour de force
That's not how owning a business works
>our philosophy is
*boop*
Are you sure you're not on the wrong thread/board? That's used from books and movies and stuff. Not food
> natural and artificial flavorings