Explain this? Why aren't you putting mayo on your sandwiches like your parents once did?
Millennials are killing the mayonnaise industry
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Because hellman's fucking sucks, it takes three seconds to make my own, and miracle whip is better on sandwiches.
can you pass the grey poupon?
That's a weird way of describing corporations failing to adapt to the market, OP.
also I make my own
I don't know
This, why the fuck do people talk about millennials killing anything? If your product or idea doesn't last it's because it failed to do what it was supposed to do, sell. We are the market forces - not the servants of the market, we are the goddamn market. Businesses are meant to cater to US
That sweet ass fucking marshmallow fluff "mayonnaise"? Good?
lmao ur thnkin of cool hwip
Millennials don't eat sandwiches, they eat wraps
Hellmann's does a really shitty job of resembling actual mayo, and if I can't make it for some reason I keep a jar of miracle whip handy, which isn't mayo but certainly a step in the right direction from that other shite. It's technically a 'dressing' but who cares. Those are the only two mayo products my bullshit flyover town offers.
no they eat avocado on toast
This, why the fuck do people talk about millennials killing anything?
Because as usual, Boomers have to appoint blame, and it must be everybody but themselves.
Miracle Whip is more like Mayonnaise than Hellmans Mayonnaise
Are you serious right now? I can't tell any more if people are being retarded on purpose.
People keep memeing about this but I've literally never seen one IRL or talked to anyone who had it themselves. I kind of want to try it but I can't be assed to make anything that requires cutting.
mayonnaise is disgusting
tfw I was making this years ago now people think I'm just being trendy
It's literally a god tier snack.
I remember when i was a kid i thought mayo was good. A lot of fast food places put it in their hamburgers. Mcdonalds, carls jr, burger king. My hamburgers would always have mayo. But then i got a little older and learned that mayo is just eggs and oil and was fucking disgusted by that. Never had it again
Mayo is cream
Gow the fuck would eggs and oil make mayo?
You have zero reading comprehension.
try it yourself, it's very easy to make at home
mayo is literally eggs, oil and flavourings
not that there's anything wrong with that
Ever beat an egg, jack? It turnes yellow
Eggs are clear and yellow
Oil is yellow
How the fuck does eggs and oil make WHITE cream
because you're eating shitty processed mayo you lowlife
All food is processed
u wot m7?
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Because I was traumatized by the scene in Undercover Brother
Are there non autistic libertarians? If anything libertarianism is to asperger's (glad they did away with that) as ancap is to severe autism.
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Less white people this generation OP. And we all know how white people love mayo. Ze Juden is to blame, they own most/all the media and constantly push anti White/European propaganda 24/7.
By definition: if you perform any action to prepare your food then you've created food that has been processed; processed food.
What? I fucking love mayo.
Brooklyn here. Theres a straight up mayonnaise store here. You can go fuck yourselfs
top zozzle m8
Millenials don't eat sandwiches
We exist exclusively on a diet of avocado toast and lettuce wraps
Dukes mayo is best mayo.
black pepper turkey
Tomatoes (seasoned with s&p)
Killing the mayonnaise industry?! A better question is why was mayo on sandwiches such a thing back in the day? I think it was a hangover from the salad craze of the early 20th Century. It's about time this shit died out.
don't forget the onions
No he's thinking of marshmallow fluff. But either way, miracle whip sucks and your spelling is ugly.
You piece of trash, get out.
More like you should get whipped for having such shit taste
Anyone who prefers miracle whip (aka sugary semen) to even Hellmanns is pants on head retarded, and disgusting to boot.
Hellmanns may not be the best jarred mayo, but at least it's actual mayonnaise, not sweet "dressing" that isn't even close to mayonnaise.
I don't like mayo, therefore I never buy it. I put mustard on my sandwiches because I lke mustard and I don't like mayo.
I agree that Hellman's mayo is better than Miracle Whip, but both are shit products. Which is fine if you're using them with other shit products, like turkey lunchmeat, crappy sliced bread from a plastic bag and whatnot else to make yourself a pathetic sandwich for lunch. But that's shitty eating. Jarred mayo really doesn't have a place in good eating.
From the whipping, dumbass. Homemade mayonnaise has a faint yellow tone to it, commercial mayonnaise has less of a yellow tone because it probably has a lower yolk ratio and it's made using industrial equipment that makes enormous batches at a time. No commercial mayonnaise is actually "white".
You are an idiot. Go educate yourself and stop making stupid speculations like it's fact.
Hardly speculation. The biggest craze in the early 20th Century America was salads. Sure, at the turn of the century both hot dogs and chili were huge things, and by the mid teens French bread sandwiches (Soon to become subs, hoagies, grinders, whatever) started to appear. But the biggest change on the American table was the salad. Salads were seen as modern and classy, and began to replace soup as the first course in banquets and formal meals, especially after the Depression when soup picked up the connotation of poverty food. Part of what drove the salad crase was the availability of jarred mayo, as many salad dressings at the time were mayo based. This was the time of the Waldorf salad, Thousand Island dressing and later the wedge. Canned fish or boiled eggs could be turned into a salad with a little mayo and whatever else added to it. Mayo and various boiled dressings had been around for a while, but the availability of jarred mayo all kinds of things could become salads. The Busy Woman's Cookbook (1925) suggests a salad of canned green beans and mayo. It was definitely a thing back then.
The speculation that it's a hangover from that is where you are so fucking wrong. But, it's good to see you can use Wikipedia.
I've been eating avocado on toast for 16 years
Like The Oatmeal once said: miracle whip tastes like goblin cum.
Because I live and eat healthy?
I actually grabbed a couple books from my shelf. My point is that mayo being a ubiquitous thing in America is a 20th Century thing. Same is true for salads and sandwiches.
I consume absurd amounts of mayo
miracle whip is better on sandwiches
Now you're moving your goalposts. You said something stupid, and can't stop trying to justify it. >grabbed a couple books from my shelf
I don't like the texture.
I didn't say anything stupid. You thought something I said was stupid. I disagree with you. Sandwiches necame a big thing in the US with the advent of pre-sliced bread. Which happened after the mayo based salad craze. Before that mayo on sandwiches wasn't a common thing. Hell, sandwiches weren't all that common in America. My point is the whole mayo thing is a 20th Century trend, and not a very good one, so it's nice to think it may be dying out.
my nigger. make sure you get the light kind tho for that special fluffy taste and so you don't get fat
To be fair they squirm at the sight of tomatoes too, so that leaves out the BLT.
Sandwiches became popular food in America in the 1830s. Mayonnaise was used on all kinds of dishes before sandwiches and salads. Mayonnaise isn't a trend, it's a classical sauce. Now fuck off, dumbass.
Sandwiches became popular food in America in the 1830s.
In sandwich shops. People didn't really start making them at home until pre-sliced bread became a thing.
Mayonnaise isn't a trend, it's a classical sauce.
Jarred mayo is the trend. That's what allowed mayo use to become an everyday thing in America. And that's a shit trend.
How is jarred mayo different than fresh in any way
They don't add preservatives..
You've never had fresh I see,
Keep moving those goals, buddy. Instead of trying to rewrite history to suit your opinion, why don't you just own your opinion on commercial mayonnaise and quit acting like a pompous twat? What are you afraid of?
The consistency is the main difference, but even that is negligible depending on what brand you buy.
People just like to act like insufferable assholes.
I make my own mayonnaise, but I also keep a jar of mayo in the pantry in case I don't/can't make my own for some reason. Just buy a good brand, and stay away from brands that add sugar. Make sure you read the ingredients.
but of course
Also cause the eggs they use are shit, the shittier the egg the paler the yolk.
Mayo is gross
Bong here. Is miracle whip like salad cream?
Miracle whip is to mayo, as salad cream is to actual salad dressing.
So yes, basically.
I like this with a fried egg on top for breakfast
Ironic since Jewish bread is basically the same as tortilla.
Did you just learn that phrase goalpost moving or something
why don't you just own your opinion on commercial mayonnaise
I do. There's no equal between something made from olive oil, an egg yolk,fresh lemon juice and maybe some Dijon mustard and a product made out of soybean oil and lemon juice concentrate. Sure, they'll taste the same.
You dumbass, you can buy commercial mayonnaise made from those exact ingredients. You're just a self-important faggot.
No, you're just a great example of it.
aioli is fun to make from scratch, and way better for you
you couldve bought at least two houses with that!
eating the soy, egg, and oil jew
for what purpose?
People just need to start eating corn the right way
With mayo and queso fresco
i do, though i use 'just' mayo. tastes good, though i mainly just don't want the extra cholesterol.
That's what's in OP pic. But wwhy should I buy mayo at all. There's nothing I beed it for.
Mayo salvages sandwiches with dry or shitty bread. People have better access to bread, so mayo is not so necessary.
500 calories of fat and carbs, part of a balanced breakfast!
500 calories is perfectly reasonable for a breakfast, and both fat and carbs can be good for you as long as you don't overdo it
hellmanss, like hersheys, it may not be the best but its what I ate growing up and so nothing will ever hit the spot quite like it
corn doens't need anything
mayo on fries
i never saw this abomination until i went to college.. disgusting
the odor makes we want to vomit
maybe a bit of butter and fresh cracked pepper
i'd never heard of this until i saw pulp fiction
This, why the fuck do people talk about millennials killing anything?
Because marketers and c suite big wigs arent actually qualified to fucking do anything, but they refuse to acknowledge they have the capacity for failure.
How does one of the most overpriced places in the country have a fucking dedicated mayonnaise store and a dedicated hot sauce store?
What the fuck new york
Because our disgusting white trash parents slopped it on fucking everything and made us hate and despise it.
I use this shit instead. It's the best.
spending a hour mashing garlic and olive oil together
Love me some mayo....
putting WHITE mayo on WHITE bread like a WHITE person
For me, it's Just Mayo™
Good work Sheila
inb4 I purposely put my Mayo here
Why am I being generalised
if i am having cold cuts, i like mustard. if i'm having left over roast chicken or turkey, torn into pieces as a sandwhich, then it has to be mayo
Mayo is necessary sandwich is too dry without
its called mustard
Mayonnaise, like butter, serves a purpose on sandwiches by creating a moisture barrier that keeps the bread from getting soggy if you're using juicy ingredients. Mustard doesn't do that.
I use both mustard and mayonnaise, mustard on whichever side won't be affected by moisture, and mayonnaise on the other side with the juicier ingredients.
Or, other condiment combos. For example, on a BLT, or BLTA, or BLTE, I spread mayonnaise on the side closest to the tomatoes, and some tomato-red onion jam on the other side.
Mustard is my favorite common condiment, though, but I like everything, including mayonnaise.
you can't make tuna without mayo
nb4tuna is white peopel food
Tuna salad is elderly person food.
I'm gonna have roast beef with horseradish sauce or turkey with a grainy mustard because I am not over 70 years old
Tuna salad is elderly person food.
yet they offfer it at every subway and tell pregnant women not to eat it and normies whouldn't have more than once per week
Try using tuna packed in olive oil. No need for mayo.
tuna salad is elderly person food
Nigga, what drugs you taking? Everyone fucking loves tuna salad
Are you being ironic? all of that stuff suggests elderly people food
I'm ok with a nice slab of tuna, but tuna salad is fucking shitty
I'm a millennial and I love mayonnaise. I put it on more things than most people but every one of my friends thinks mayonnaise is disgusting. Millennials just hate the taste of mayo.
You shut your whore mouth.
tuna/egg/ham salad are staple foods for me
Mayo is shit. Why would you have mayo when you can have mustard? The mind boggles.
How old are you?
I use both about fiddy fiddy
I wouldn't say hate the taste, we just find it unnecessary, and rarely the best choice of condiment
I'm a millennial as well, and I love mayo. Some of my friends do too, but they also like mustard. My mom's European, so that may have something to do with it. We always had a choice of ketchup or mayonnaise with our fried potatoes, and I always chose mayonnaise. I like mustard as well, especially Dijon or whole grain mustard, but mayo is right up there.
muh aesthetic minimalist packaging
I actually just came back from a trip to Amsterdam about a week ago. Not only is it the only place I've seen the fabled avocado toast, but also mayo with fries was the standard condiment.
you never thought to combine mayo and ketchup?
but also mayo with fries was the standard condiment
I wold be like 500lbs
Never wanted to. I'm not a huge fan of ketchup, except with onion rings.
less market for a product because less people buy it
what a shock OP
being a nigger
Stop buying shitty albacore packed in water (why pack canned fish in waterr?!). That's not even really tuna.
not that dude but i'm 18 and I eat tuna nearly every day
$1 for your daily protein intake whats up
also mayonnaise is the best, kewpie is easily the best condiment on this planet
That's not even really tuna.
Buy things for how they taste, not how they are marketed
enjoy your mercury accumulation kek
we all could eat tuna everyday but it would fuck us up with mercury
Um. that stuff tastes like shit. Unless you don't have the experience to notice? That's how it works. Make the standard low enough that it's hard to find better. Then accuse those who have of being pretentious.
I'm no virgin.
pretty sure Chad uses both mayo and ketchup extensively
Or if he does ther'ye in very small quantities every now and then. At 90 Cal per serving Chad has no love for mayo.
I don't fucking buy albacore in water, you cunt. I buy cans of whole fillet pole-caught yellowtail like a rational person. Stop assuming you know what other people eat.
that's only true for shitty wonder-tier bread
real fresh bread is a bit moist
Mayo is actually good. Never understood the hate, is it just from people who use shitty mayo?
Yes. All types of bread are moist.
Add some variety go your life, kid.
This, so much this.
god i hate the hype hellman's gets for being trash tier mayonnaise.
disregard the miracle whip bullshit though
i love people like this.
borrows his thoughts from wikipedia
starts using retarded words such as ubiquitous to sound smarter
It's nutrient-free calories that displace satisfying food.
Kewpie is the only good mayo
I don't know man I've eaten japanese mayo german mayo hellmans aldi's mayo (actually one of the best wtf) and its all delicious. Mayo is perfect on fries also. Why not have mayo and mustard and ketchup on whatever the fuck you want in whatever combo. Fucking pansies limiting themselves being picky.
Mayo is one of the greatest inventions in cooking ever. Millennials couldn't kill their facebook page if they tried, useless whiny bitches.
Here's my best shot, for reference I'm 20.
because it doesn't taste good
because millennials don't know the difference between all the types of mayonnaise and can't/won't make the time to learn
because bread isn't healthy
because millennials don't know if mayonnaise is healthy or not and can't/won't make the time to learn
My parents never did this, also Mayo goes with fries.
THAT'S NOT FUCKING MAYO THEN REEEEEEE
But I do.
Not Hellmans though it's awful.
not using a spoon to get mayo out of a jar
so just. Oil then?
I did that once when I was out of mayo and couldn't be bothered to go to the store.
Mayonnaise is disgusting
It's closed bro. I went once and walked in but there was nobody there. After a few minutes I felt weird and left. Next time I went back the windows were papered over
John Wayne was a fag
I'm not a milquetoast pink face roundeye, my parents didn't eat garbage
Because mustard is king
And I might clarify this further by suggesting that mayonnaise is the devil's spunk.
Its now the Uks most popular condiment
implying I'm him
I'm flattered but I don't dedicate my time to the history of mayonnaise like you two gents
retarded words such as ubiquitous
What is butter.
Why use butter when you have mayo?
Because mayo is disgusting and butter is beautiful.
Use high calorie lube or mustard...
Because mayonnaise is a symbol of white supremacy, patriarchy, and institutional racism. The only thing worse is spreading mayonnaise on white bread. Fascists.
Ctrl + F
kewpie mayonnaise is the best
It's got pea protein in it. I was a life long hellmans mayo guy but I tried this and never turned back. Taste just like it to me and it's nowhere near as bad for you.
Only +50 year old white people use shitty mayo (on stuff like mayo sandwiches or mayo salads) because of muh nostalgia, instead of better condiments (like mustard or horseradish).
weebs get OUT!
Sure, buddy. Are you just scared of white sauces because you're still in the closet?
Bought some once. Slightly overvinegary. Not great. I'd say it's worse than hellman's and it's terrible mayo already.
How come you dont die from eating raw eggs?
nowhere near as bad for you
The only difference is that it uses pea protein as an emulsifier instead of egg yolk though.
Don't worry guys. Hellmanns is "too big to fail" so if they keep losing money they will just get a government bailout because Capitalism is dead.
I get sick from it. One time when I was 7 or 8, I had mayonnaise on a sandwich at the park and I had to dash to the trashcan to vomit. Didn't make it and I think I got some on a lady's purse. I sometimes have it on burgers but I'll wipe most of it off.
Mayo is only good on plain burgers with bacon. Like the baconator.
There's something about mayo mixed with veggies that grosses me out.
Mayo is shit tier spread
I only eat it on hard-boiled eggs, which I only eat once a year
I'm a millennial and I buy hellmanns in commercial sized jars I use so much of it.
Eating mayo makes me physically ill now. My body is telling me I'm an idiot for putting that shit in me.