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New al/ck thread.


>missing your ex edition

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Been off the booze for 15 days, chest pains have stopped 90% but bloody gout has come back :(

I need it

I think I have made an entire rule list for alcoholics
It consists of these rules:

>1) DO NOT TRUST YOUR FARTS, IT WILL BE SHIT
>2) DRINK WATER BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER DRINKING ANY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
>3) IF YOU HAVE ALCOHOL CURFEW LAWS: YOU WILL RUN OUT DURING THE NIGHT; PREPARE BEFOREHAND!

I think it's comprehensive

Doesn't water diminish the effects of ethanol though? Or is it a meem?

Bah, forgot to add one

>4) IF YOU WANT TO QUIT: ALWAYS TAPER!

It literally doesn't matter if you're drinking hard liquor, but you will feel better during it, and when you wake up, if you drank enough water before passing out

>your “tapering” ends up as a full on binge and you’re back to square 1

There’s a reason we’re here you know, it’s not like we have any self-control

any of you lads want to see a video of two autistic british tripfags from r9k meeting up irl?

That's more of a suggestion to not quit cold turkey, and not to get into any withdrawals.
Kindling is bad and it WILL give you brain damage: if you're had the shakes more than twice, you already have brain damage, and further withdrawals will only make it worse

>/r9k/
Not really.

>tfw get gout every summer
>tfw had it 3 times this summer already
The one I had in July was literal hell. So much agony.
The one I had in 2014 was the worst pain I've ever experienced, but it was only really painful for two days. The one this year in july was not as painful, but it was still incredibly painful, and the extreme pain lasted four days, since my blood work was done on a saturday and I had to wait until monday to get the pills that actually worked.
Used the leftover pills in august and september and the gout only lasted two days and three days, while the july one was like a week and a half.

yess

youtube.com/watch?v=n_7q_cQawvE
skip to 3:07 to see them meet, some backstory

>one outside car is shipanon, not much to say hes kind of normie
>drove down to meet the other one
>one in the car is ebin
>real name kyle rigg, got doxxed recently
>everyone who is not a tripfag hates him
>completely despises waifufags even though he used to be one because one dumped him for a different waifufag
>is now in love with another trip, tilde, a bulimic tranny who is not convincing in the slightest

honestly there is so much lore about this cunt hes such an autist

>if you're had the shakes more than twice, you already have brain damage
;_;

I had gout once, it was unthinkably painful. Like I've had people describe it to me and I just couldn't believe it. It fucking renders you bedridden.

I spend a bit of time on arcanine, who are the two tripfags?

they post almost exclusively in britfeel, although after kyle got doxxed all of the trips ran and made a board on 8ch
following this the threads were trip free for almost a week and were the best they had been in years, then they turned to complete shit again when all of the trips came crawling back because they werent getting enough (you)s in their hugbox

Why would anyone want to see this? Sounds shit, and sounds like 2 guys. No thanks.

>really drunk and feeling cocky as hell
>go ahead and fart
>rocket out a gallon of diarrhea soaking my pants and the couch
>just sit in it the rest of the night

Bun from burgerland here. Just turned 21 and had my first legal drink in a bar.

I had 2 cups of vodka, a shot of petrone, and a shot of tequila before throwing it all up. Did I do good?

Yeah you did fine. Don't start drinking liquor every single day and become alcoholic though, I'm serious.

just bants lad calm down

I wish you fucking faggots would stop posting about your disgusting vices and bad habits on this FUCKING board. Alcohol isn't FOOD nor is drinking it like a fucking LOSER related to COOKING OR FOOD IN ANY WAY.

Fuck OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hide the thread you bitch ass

dumb janitor

> I wish you fucking faggot would
set up a filter. Top right of the screen, follow menus, filter "al/ck/" and "/alc/".
Threads will not bother you any-more.

>Alcohol isn't food

Get a load of this guy!

THIS

sure

Has anyone heard of Naltrexone? I'm a binge drinker and my problem is I just can't stop until I black out when I drink. Naltrexone apparently can help me cut that out.

I've always thought I was never an alcoholic just a lightweight who enjoys being piss drunk every now and again, I think this might actually help me drink like a normal person.

>I just can't stop until I black out when I drink
Till a few days ago I thought this was the norm. Oh man

Really? No way man, most people stop when they think they're more drunk than they'd like to be, people like us just stop until there are no more means to get alcohol

kek I was in that thread too. I did wonder if there were any other britfeel posters in here, only decent thread on that cesspool of a board

>you're welcome to join m....
>[drives off]

many years ago it was the best board on here, now its basically lg/b/t

I remember dipping into it around 2010 and it was a lot better than it is now, can't really remember what was there though. Now I only go on britfeel, I don't even look at the other threads in the catalog its that bad.

I mean, I just assumed that when you're drinking alone, there's no reason to stop till you're completely shitfaced

anyone else here enjoy a smoke with their drink?

I smoke a nice cuban cigar with some very nice whisky once or twice a year with my Dad, if I could afford it or even had somewhere I could smoke (rented flat) I would do it a lot more often

>ice in your drink while smoking a cigar
might as well not bother desu

Guy's actually got a point here.

sounds exceptionally comfy
really wish nice cigars werent so expensive, might have to just move to cuba at this rate

fugg, meant for

If anything else it is a nice little tradition my dad and I have, but I do wish I could do it more often. My last place had a communal garden and I used to buy Dutch cigars which are actually very nice for what they are and smoke them outside, felt a bit strange knowing people could see me drinking and smoking by myself but it was comfy.

fug I want a cigar now

1. Vodka with fanta
2. Vodka pure, and a bit of water afterwards

Which one is better?

>fanta

its delicious but why not just use regular orange juice, it goes better with alcohol

I have been a frequent smoker of cigarettes for almost seven years now, and for some reason I just don't "get" cigars. I've had nice ones and I often drink with them but they're never really satisfying/tasty to me.
Have I nerfed my taste in tobacco by being a casual smoker?

Vodka with water after always, this is my favorite way to drink it.
Ice water afterwords is a special treat if I feel like getting up.
Great taste, user.

Is delet

Who else here has one small meal and one big meal a day totaling 2 meals a day with the drinking?

I kind of graze on bits of fruit and nuts, then typically throw up.
Anything high in calories and energy. Raisins, honey, peanut butter. No prep, instant nourishment. And crucially I take an a-z and thiamin.
Had 135 quids worth of food delivered this morn. Good quality food. 90% of which will just rot. Room is filled with fruit flies and rotten meals.
Eating is shit.

Holy shit the narrator guy filming the video in the car is a mess.

I used to be on that level a couple years ago but thankfully got a bit of treatment and I don't binge on liquor anymore. I'm sorry dude, there can be a way out if you want to talk to someone. It's just possible that's all.

Can you suppress your (cuckold) porn addiction with an alcohol addiction? Not even memeing

Possibly but that's a pretty tough way to go about it, wouldn't really recommend it.

Of all the people I've met on 4chins, I've either been high with, or had my penis inside, within literally 15 minutes. Why did those two even bother meeting?

I am up to 5-6 drinks a night now, really ramped up when I gave up soda a few months back(used to average 2/night).

I can still go a day or 2 without much strain, but I find myself daydreaming about what drinks I am going to mix every night.

Hardcore.

>but I find myself daydreaming about what drinks I am going to mix every night
A few days ago those kinda thoughts started appearing for me too. Alcohol addiction is the most subtle one I've ever encountered.

I drink until I know I will be able to sleep, thats all I real'y want. Have a few hours of being a bit less miserable and being able to not crash from the high until I wake the next day.

Robots interact a bit different than humans

fucking normalfag
fucking braglord

>That feel when I feel like I'm slowly starting to become an alcoholic
I'm drinking every other night or so now. It's gotten to the point where I'd rather not be sober when I'm by myself. I think my one saving grace right now is I only get totally shitfaced when I'm with friends. But I can already easily outdrink everyone I know. I feel like I should cut back but I also feel like I'm not in that bad of a spot and it won't get worse unless I purposefully let it. I don't know man.

My life is just about as atypical as can be. Don't mistake me for a happy person, bruh.
Grils on 4chins are easy. Hardly a respectable accomplishment.

Honeymoon period. When the real hell hits, you'll know. You'll miss the things you describe.

I just need something to overcome my sexual paraphiliae. I keep reaching out to some /r9k/ guy that'd fulfill my super fucked up fantasies (including findom and stuff) and I see no way to ever overcome my problems. My therapist is a fucking joke and he does NOTHING but listen to me and give me some bullshit advice. I fucking hate myself

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. Right now is fine, I just don't want it to progress into an actual problem. But drinking just feels too good ;_;

Not him but a similar situation basically
How long does this phase last? I've been drinking like this for 1,5 year, how long could I have?
I've made peace with becoming an alcoholic, but I'm curious

We need more tripfags. Gnomebro, sudokubro, homerbro, all AWOL.
Malldrinker seems to be sober, the fucking magician, but it's hard to know who's dying when all we've got is anons. Makes me has an sad.

>not mixing flavored vodka for taste with 99c soda water on ice for built-in hydration
pleb detected
>inb4 flavored vodka
trust me, you want the soda water unflavored and the vodka flavored, not the other way around or even worse NEITHER. being a vodka soda faggot gets real old

There's nothing to get. If you don't enjoy the taste, smell and ritual there's not really anything there for you but conspicuous consumption and posturing desu.

Not a bad thing though, it's an expensive hobby.

I find it easier to maintain a streak every time I get on the wagon.

Almost dare to think I'm improving desu

Alcohol and hangover and/or withdrawals make me horny and perverted.
(I have a bunch of dildos and butt plugs accumulating dust in a closet since I'm on the wagon.)
PAWS probably lowers libido, but that's not a good plan.
Opiates I think lower libido too, but I never tried.

>it won't get worse unless I purposefully let it.
It gets worse by itself. You have to make an active effort for it not to worsen.
If you drink regularly, your tolerance increases : you need more to reach the same spot, and you experience minor withdrawals when you're sober so it's hard not to drink.

Change therapist.

>But drinking just feels too good
I wish drinking still felt good.

>was three weeks dry
>chuggin four lokos as we speak

BEING SOBER IS FUCKING BORING

1.75l boi here, anyone else being /productivedrunk/ today? Still constantly drinking but instead of binge watching Netflix/hbo, I'm finally tackling the MOUND of laundry in my room, and collecting the recycling that's littered about. I'm playing fallout nv while laundry is on so it kinda dulls the annoyance of cleaning. Slow and steady, my house should be pristine by the week's end.
I'm tired of living in squalor.

>Manage to eat one slice of ham
>body feels soothed and cosy for like 2 days
Eat, al/ck/s. Just swallow it, force it down. It really helps.

I wish junkies would get their own board.

Stop. You don't know what you're doing. There's no peace. Do it for the people you love, or they'll soon hate you. This is not a trivial affair.

I wish you'd go away too.

gordons gin and diet cherry coke and a can of 4lokos

time to get comfy

>missing your ex
I know that feel. I'm struggling to even function without her. When she broke up with me two years ago I got really depressed, and though I'm doing better now I'm still very depressed. Nothing really seems to be worth the effort anymore.

I fixed my car while completely shitfaced this morning. I vaguely remember starting to mow the lawn, but I went in to take a nap. I was only 45 minutes late to work and I'm having a beer on my lunch break. It's all good baby.

>when you drink alcohol too slowly to pass out
Can't even get drunk properly. God, please delete me

what car?

>no alcohol
>no money
>no food
>ran out of asthma medication

what a life i lead. rent is due in a week and i'm going to have to pull a rabbit out of a hat. fuck me

Thanks bro, but I have no one, my family is either dead or estranged bc they are even bigger pieces of shit than I am, I have no close friends and I hate my job (can't change it)
At least it's something to do

How does it feel to kill yourself in the slowest and most painful way imaginable?

I'd just like to know.

join the military before you're homeless and smell like a turd

i've sincerely considered it, but i've been diagnosed with generalized idiopathic epilepsy, and the military does their research on medical history.

Great. For a few hours daily.
Then hell. Absolute hell.
But those few hours are better than a lifetime of anhedonia.

>epilepsy and asthma

don't blame you for alcoholism

I had been drinking maybe like 3-8 drinks a night for about 3ish years. Two weeks ago my anxiety got so bad I started taking lexapro. It put me in such a good mood that I haven't drank since. Feels pretty good. I know I'll drink again, but I'm getting married soon and it feels good that I can abstain.

>I wish drinking still felt good.
Drinking has never felt good. Never drank for fun. Try to drink alone and to slip into numbness after dealing with nonstop bullshit, pulling magic out from my ass to make shit happen for everyone while reaping no benefits but stress and more exploitation of my efforts. God forbid I put my foot down because any time that happens, shit really hits the fan and fucks me in the ass in both the short and long run. I can stop drinking whenever I choose because I've put it to the test, but this constant cold, dead inside hatred feels like shit. So every now and again, I pour some alcohol on that shit and marinate in a moment of unfeeling. Those moments are my highlights. My tolerance seems to vary based on what I've eaten, horrendous sleep schedule, mood, stress levels. Maybe I've gone crazy. Sometimes it takes half a bottle of liquor to get where I need to be. Other times, only a few shots. But I digress. Drivel over.

Shitty 02 Mitsubishi eclipse. Bought off my brother in law because I essentially ran my civic into the ground last year by staying drunk constantly and not bothering to check fluids or do basic work.

>a lifetime of anhedonia.
It lasts a year max.

What are your reasons for drinking?
I just do it to have a glass in my hand and speak foolish things. Sometimes I do it because I can truly "let go" of things, or soothe the pain of being a heavy manual laborer.

I used to do it because it made me feel good, it made me feel happy, and it made it easier to socialize. Now I most often do it to relieve stress and/or temporarily silence the voice that tells me I'm a good-for-nothing loser who will never amount to anything and die alone.

alright

Panic pretty much instantly when I wake sober. Drinking stops it. Legit throw up with fear when I think about my debts, my health, my family and my life generally. I'm a mess.

> I'm a good-for-nothing loser who will never amount to anything and die alone.

Own it then.
Also If you want to get rid of the voices. Stop using your brain,literally. Stop thinking. Become the dumbest thing in your immediate surrounding.

It sounds counter-productive, but by not thinking much, you can put it more effort and pound whatevers in your way.
I used to do just that. I was the happiest, most successful and content man in the world.

I do not have that luxury of being dumb anymore. I wish I never got my family. They just weigh me down, and I have to think a lot, just to ensure their shitty lives are up to their peer standards. Sometimes, I just think up of disappearing from their lives. Taking the bottle and what matters to me, go to countryside and live out as a poor metal worker in some village.
Ah...One can dream.