you die and wake up at a crossroads
one post is marked flavortown, the other, heaven
jesus stands under one and guy fieri under the other
which do you choose?
You die and wake up at a crossroads
Aaron Johnson
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Cameron Miller
turn 360 degrees and bake myself to death
Matthew Perez
I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO FLAVORTOWN
Wyatt Ortiz
>implying there's a difference
Austin Myers
one last trip to flavortown
Joshua Sanchez
Jesus never existed:
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He was an invention of Jewish tax collectors and the Flavian Roman dynasty to suppress tax revolts and take advantage of openness to pagan and Jewish syncretism among the lower class Jews, military, and slaves.
Jason Hill
This.
Go with heaven and then you get flavortown, guy fieri, and jesus.
Aaron Scott
Flavor town is subjective. What if it's a trick and it's some hindu's idea of flavor town and I'm stuck eating coconut veggie curry and shitting my brains out for eternity? Gotta think about these things..
Chase Clark
Why you gotta do this on Veeky Forums?
>A Carpenters son who preached a niche offshoot of a small religion with a grand total of 12 disciples who spread their faith mainly through oral tradition was overlooked by contemporary sources
Color me shocked lad. Do you have any idea how many religious leaders have died in absolute obscurity? There is no evidence backing your alternative theory either.
Gabriel Taylor
But wouldn't heaven have its own flavor town?
Jace Adams
How do you close the oven door though?
Camden Bennett
Flavia Domitilla was an early saint. The religion said to pay your taxes, but not to the Jews. It was an excuse for plundering the Jewish temples on behalf of the Roman empire by Jewish tax collectors to pay for the 64 fire of Rome reconstruction. There was tax revolts, they came up with Jesus to quell the masses. Peaceful dude who says render to Caesar, not to the evil Jewish moneychangers. It is pure Roman propaganda and amazing that people still follow it.
John Nguyen
Subversions are subversions and you still only have circumstantial assertions for your theory and no way to prove how they would have been able to fabricate and place these oral traditions across so many places in a grassroots fashion. I think Jesus existed but that we will never know a pure record of him or his teachings
Jace James
If the choice was that simple I would choose Christ over gluttony, however IRL I am a glutton.
Levi Hill
I'd go with the Fieri on this one
James Fisher
R*ddit
Jacob Flores
flavortown is wher you make it
Kayden Morales
You're a massive fedora wearing faggot, and even if you're 100% right I couldn't give any less of a shit. I bet you're real fun at parties.
Stop encouraging him.
Thomas Walker
for those who believe, flavor town lives in you.
Christopher Campbell
tfw my shitposting turned into a fedora debate about jesus
Josiah Sullivan
Why is denying the existence of a crucified jewish criminal r*ddit since they have loony tunes bible thumping fundamentalists over there too?
Logan Turner
Thinking that anyone on Veeky Forums cares
Mason Gonzalez
My question is why is Guy Fieri guarding the path to heaven while Jesus is going to flavortown
Isaiah Wilson
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Jose Clark
>tipping your fedora this hard
>on Veeky Forums
why?
Carson Ross
prove guy fieri exists and i'll hear you out
Gabriel Carter
Jesus was a dangerous cult leader who laughed in the face of Roman slaves trying to organize a rebellion against the Empire. Of course I'd follow Guy Fieri.
Brody Howard
good job user!