Cook with me! (Poverty edition)

Hi all, I'm niko. I'm gonna give you a step by step on my poor cooking ability as I make a meal.

You'll need potatoes, carrots, onion, garlic, vinegar, some form of meat, and oil, plus whatever else you find in your fridge. Send suggestions and I'll add them if I can

First, chop the potatoes and smash the garlic so it flows

>suggestions
white castles stuffing, my man
It's mmmmm mmmmm goood.

There we go

Now put them in the pan with equal amounts of vinegar and oil, set to 5, and let it cook for 20 minutes. Stir em every 5

Keep going, my son

Ok dad

I heard you guys like cats, so here's one of those. I don't reccomend cooking it unless you're Korean though

koreans eat dogs.

do you durn?

Now you cut vegetables. I'm a poorfag so I only have carrots and onions, but other stuff is nice