Hi all, I'm niko. I'm gonna give you a step by step on my poor cooking ability as I make a meal.
You'll need potatoes, carrots, onion, garlic, vinegar, some form of meat, and oil, plus whatever else you find in your fridge. Send suggestions and I'll add them if I can
Oliver Rogers
First, chop the potatoes and smash the garlic so it flows
Luke Brown
>suggestions white castles stuffing, my man It's mmmmm mmmmm goood.
Logan Howard
There we go
Mason Williams
Now put them in the pan with equal amounts of vinegar and oil, set to 5, and let it cook for 20 minutes. Stir em every 5
Levi Baker
Keep going, my son
Hudson Miller
Ok dad
I heard you guys like cats, so here's one of those. I don't reccomend cooking it unless you're Korean though
Parker Cox
koreans eat dogs.
David Carter
do you durn?
Jeremiah Harris
Now you cut vegetables. I'm a poorfag so I only have carrots and onions, but other stuff is nice
Daniel Mitchell
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Lincoln Gonzalez
Once that's all chopped, put it with the potatoes at 4, cook with lid for 10 minutes, stirring each 5
Matthew Gutierrez
Take kielbasa
Ryan Miller
Cut kielbasa
Easton Barnes
Put in pan for again: ten minutes. Start some rice or some shit
Charles Morgan
Ricy bois
Hunter Anderson
No salt/pepper or spices?
Oliver Hughes
I have no money for them
Wyatt Rodriguez
Then delete this thread.
Frankly this thread should have been deleted when raw, skin on potatoes were put into a saute pan.
Adam Morris
no need after he "took" that kielbasa
Jack Walker
Bad times are today I'm sorry I just want to cook for you to see
Aaron Brooks
Not cut on a hard bias and now you’re telling me you have zero goddamn spices. You collect that shit over time. Most poor people still have spices so what’s your excuse
Tyler Long
I found salt and pepper from some fast food packets someone left here
I'll use those
Ryder Jackson
I have garlic and onion... please no bully
William Robinson
Especially raw, skin-on russets Know your potatoes kiddos Russets are for baking New potatoes and Yukon Gold are for pan-frying
Andrew Roberts
Now I feel kinda bad. What’s your email addy user. I’ll send you some Aldi’s spices
Captcha: why are all the “store fronts” in seemingly 3rd world shit in the street holes ??
Angel Sanchez
neck yourselves
Keep going OP
Sebastian Murphy
The skin is where the nutrients of the potato are... this is all that's left from my garden
Don't worry, things are getting better but it takes time. Bad times come, bad times go. I just want to make it easier for my family
Thank you everyone, for posting on this board so I could learn to cook
Aaron Bell
don't shit on user, I was just joking about taking that sausage. finally someone using vegetables, it's nice to see. y'alls shit posting is lacking. those potatoes with skin that will be cooked is fine
Nathan Ross
It's all done, thanks for watching everyone
God be with you
Dominic Gonzalez
thanks for this thread, OP, and hope times get better for you soon! this looks like a great way to cook nutritious food on a budget.
Jack Perry
There is nothing wrong with skin on russets. Have you never had potato skins/ wedges?
Jacob Ortiz
Good luck OP
keep putting away some money and trawling the Kroger weeklies
Julian Edwards
All potato not mashed should have skin on, all of the nutrients are in the skin. Remember, have a garden for bad times
Joshua Reyes
I don’t have a family, or even a girlfriend anymore as of recent so I can’t fully appreciate your struggle user, but I genuinely wish you the best. Call me a faggot but sometime putting some anonymous good out in the world isn’t a bad thing. I’m sure you’re not asking for handouts but I was serious about hooking ya up with some spices if interested.
t. bored single philanthropic user trying to pay it forward
Ryder Moore
It's ok, things are getting better, but even night takes time to pass
Colton Cox
I never peel potatoes
Christopher Moore
Nothing wrong with that at all. Russets have many tasty applications. But there's a lot wrong with just dumping them, raw, into a saute pan
Daniel Lopez
I used oil, vinegar, and onion...
Jaxon Sanchez
It looks like they cooked just fine. This is poorfag cooking, not Top Chef.
Nicholas Wilson
Some day...
Isaac Gonzalez
Don't let these haters get you down, OP. You made a good inexpensive meal and I'm glad you shared it with us!
Grayson Butler
Side note, a cartridge is cheaper than a pound of chicken. Learn to hunt if you can
Juan Ross
I don't think OP's neighbors would be fond of him shooting their chickens.
Noah Bennett
That was my post. I have chickens and hunt. You need a lot of different food when you don't have a lot of one food
Caleb Wilson
Even though he didn't accept, you are a really kind person and I wanted you to know that.
Asher Wright
I think that looks like a great dinner OP. You did good. I'm proud of you.
Juan Taylor
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Ayden Sanchez
I fucking love this board
Charles Thomas
Personally, I would have cut and peeled the spuds and blanched them in boiling water and vinegar. Once softened, strain and let dry. Toss with oil and carrot and bake/roast in oven. Then maybe do the koubasa sliced and lightly in a pan, remove, then onion in same pan with drippings done low and slowly, add sausage back to warm when onions caramelized. By then roast veggies could be done, serve with onions and sausage and me I would maybe forget the rice (I'm ok with just one starch, me)
Liam Jenkins
kek my shit up desu
Ethan Martinez
People are giving you shit, OP, but you contributed something new and that's more than half these people can say. I'm a fellow poorfag, and I'll be trying this recipe as soon as I can.
Juan Fisher
I appreciate it friend, and thank you. I hope this recipe helps you. And if you have the money for it, try using beef instead of sausage, and add broccoli
Caleb Cook
I wish the better times come for you Niko.
Adam Lee
Looks good, Niko. Keep it up. Thanks for the OC
Evan Turner
I came across a good job opportunity, maybe join for cake on Friday ?
Carson Hill
HEY NIKO, IT IS YOUR COUSIN ROMAN, DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING??????
Isaiah Perry
>poverty meal >no limes
Jaxon Reed
When you get some money buy some Salt, Pepper, Paprika, Chilli seeds, and Beef stock cubes (grind and sprinkle them). Yesterday I cooked some cubed potatoes like you did as a side dish with all the above ingredients which makes a real nice flavour, and being you cooked sausage it'll add a lot more too.
Maybe next time try getting some Chorizo instead (or just add it in) for a nice smokey hot flavour.
Jason Perry
What about red potatoes?
Mason Anderson
>poor fucking first worlders a real poor meal is bone soup. Literally the cheapest nutritious meal
Elijah Phillips
Looks pretty tasty for its simplicity, Niko, here's hoping things get better for you and your family soon!
Joshua Cook
Nowhere did I claim that "know your potatoes kiddos" was a comprehensive list of baking and frying varietals