Tfw drank 3000 calories today

>tfw drank 3000 calories today

Do what I do, don't eat any food so you get drunk on less calories. I'm at about 900cal most days and only drink.

How? That's like drinking 7.5 liters of coke.

yeah i feel like there's a story here

Are you an alcoholic?

I drank one Chai tea. Step up n****.

>drinking anything other than water or liquor
Seriously, stop drinking pop.

It's called soda. But how do you know he didn't drink 3000 calories of liquor?

only beer drinkers take in that much calories, at 2-300 a can its pretty easy if you're a case a day drunk like progun for example

The other day I drank some port, sherry, gin, rum, and brandy (not all at once). Small-ish amounts of each though. When I next did my regular weight check, I'd lost weight. I think it led me to eat less than I would have otherwise.

not that interesting a story i would gather
3000 calories is like a 12 pack of mgd and a bottle of rye

You may have eaten less than usual, but the booze could have dehydrated you as well. You'd be amazed how much a person's weight can fluctuate based on hydration alone

>2-300 a can
maybe if youre drinking imperial ipa's with alcohol content of 9%
an average beer like budweiser has 150 calories, and a 1.5oz shot of liquor has 100. the only thing about liquor is that it typically doesnt have any carbs

>2-300 beers

only like 1 of these lol
very easy to do it if you are an uneducated amerifat

This is insane, do amerisharts drink this sort of stuff a lot?

I ate an entire can of chocolate frosting then got sick and accidentally threw up on my cat so I probably did worse.

It's ok user, liquid calories don't count

You're good

>Sugar 263g
WHY

real alcoholics only buy tall cans

What would happen if you drank this while doing a hard long hike? Would your body just burn it up or would it leave bad stuff in you?

I'm not an expert on this sort of thing but that has 59g of saturated fat. That's the shit that clogs arteries.

You gotta be strutting that ass up the mountain way past base camp.

>2600 calories
>263g sugar
Nigga.

It was made by AstraZeneca

this is what I had for breakfast

No one is this retarded

i was on a tuna kick for a long time(couple months) now i'm on a burger kick.

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