Where would you take me to get some really good pancakes?

My brother of the grid iron.

>artisan
Go fuck yourself and your $70 brunch you pretentious hipster shit
As for pancakes, go to your locally-owned diner. Your best ones will be made by some chain-smoking fat slob but God on earth are they perfect

I'm Lovin' It

That will be $200000000 XXXDDDDD

try again sweetie, inbred flyover diners will never make better pancakes.

It's like if they put a 7 year old in charge of making a menu.

Negro I drive to the Joisey turnpike for diner flapjacks, best diners in the country. Get that gay Brooklyn shit out of here

Who the fuck eats green pancakes? Fuck this shit.

Auschwitz.

To a fucking drainage ditch

do they have matcha in flyover land?

Thats your wife

I'd take you to a place here called "the original pancake house", and order Dutch Baby. It's fantastic. But, they have over 2 dozen types of pancakes on their menu.

Oh look, we have an ethnologist specializing in kinship organisation! I guess you use that to determine which sister's cousin you want to fuck, eh Cletus?

>I'd take you to a place here called "the original pancake house", and order Dutch Baby. It's fantastic. But, they have over 2 dozen types of pancakes on their menu.
This restaurant actually does a nice job on the Dutch Baby, the german apple pancake, and some of their other specialties like sourdough, 49ers, and buckwheat pancakes.
The dutch baby isn't hard to make either. (It's a chain, but it was also once a James Beard winner).

At places like ihop or waffle house or other chains, look for the unusual like the harvest nut and grain pancakes, buckwheat or sourdough too or just the pecan waffles or real blueberry pancakes. Restaurants local to you with a famous sunday brunch but which aren't open any other days might do some amazing fussy batter just for the pancake menu item. Read up and do a little research.

Much like coastal self-esteem, the pancakes in are overdone and tiresome

does your desperate matcha obsession have any bounds?

why are flyovers so easy to bait?

Romijn>>>>>>you

>best diners in the country

Massachusetts would like to have a word with you

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this was clearly posted ironically, not even to bait, you're retarded

>ironic
That just makes you double retarded.

You're unironically retarded

Says the guy "triggering" """flyovers""" on an Andalucian tapas discussion board.

>andalucian tapas
we only discuss fast food here sweetie

>sweetie posting
You're being ironic again.

That's correct

>this
Or dennys

I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

I'd take JLaw to my kitchen, I make kick ass pancakes!

Damn straight

really? do ya?

Bitch, I'm gonna make you some at my place.

>irony posting in 2017
For what purpose?

Thomas's family restaurant. It's a nearby greasy-spoon kind of diner that has fantastic breakfast food.

they're real easy to make.

irony

This, make them with beer instead of water. They come out super fluffy and sweet.

Waffle House

Fuckery you just made me drive an hour and order this in virginia. Northernmost waffle house maybe?

Honestly I'm most pissed at the shake? or whatever it is in the Mason jar spilling everywhere

But Denny's pancakes are the best you stuck up bitch

>that stupid skyscraper of a drink
Also, no

My place, if you want the best pancakes you'll ever have.