What can i do to make these edible?

what can i do to make these edible?

Drink. A lot.

Buy the Birds Eye brand and drown them in cream of tartar.

Deep fry
>cream of tartar

This is now a middle school joke thread.

What do you call two niggas fucking?

ive got a head start on that, so we're getting somewhere

tartar sauce is the obvious, but i get sick of that pretty quickly

what DO you call two niggas fucking? im on the edge of my seat

fucking niggas.

worcestershire sauce mah nigga

cook them per the directions on the box

would A! be preferable in this case? worcestershire seems like itd be too fluid

>tfw i dont have either on-hand

A1, that is

maybe if you're from England

Toaster oven and hotsauce

Return them to the store and use the refunded money to buy mozzarella sticks.

mozzarella sticks are the kind of thing that would be over 500% cheaper to make yourself. i just need to learn a good breading for them

Chip and butty but instead of fries use the fish dicks.

Make a grilled cheese sandwich but add the (cooked) fishsticks between the cheese slices when you're putting it all together in the pan.

I used to like these as a kid. As an adult, I can't bring myself to eat anything that's just called "fish" on the package.
I know it's probably just various cheap types of white fish but it still puts me off.

Lobotomize thyself, my son.

>fish dicks
hehehehehehehehehe

Hot Sauce

the hotsauce definitely helped, but wasnt great by itself

i forgot i had gotten powdered onion soup the other day, so i mixed that with sour cream and a little mayo, and then some hot sauce on the side.

better than what ive had with fish sticks before, but hopefully when i get some worcestershire or A1, thatll be better

The best way to make fish sticks taste better, is to overcook them by a little bit.

mayo and lettuce on bread of a burger bun

this
>deep fry

or at least this
plus eat them between bread. cheese & condiments are optional

Roll in seasoning and pan fry them, preferably with butter.
Alternatively, bake them a little too long and dip them in shit.

gorton fish sticks. yeah i haven't had them in a while. good idea.

Should've bought the filets instead.

you know what would be good, steak fries.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with frozen fish sticks, frozen fish filets, or (especially) frozen breaded shrimp.

Fish stick tacos are good.
Your favorite taco toppings provide the flavor and texture plain fish sticks were lacking.
Its really the only reason to buy fish sticks.
Search google images for "fish stick tacos" and you will see what you need to know.

Pan fry them in coconut oil.