Tfw have mob connections

>tfw have mob connections
>work in a restaurant thats not mob owned
>they come in to eat and give the manager $500 dollars and suggest i get promoted
>got written up for it


i just want a normal life

go work for the fucking mob and quit your job you pussy

How the fuck you got mob connections

He probably got an uncle in the higher up who wants to help his nephew out.

That's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something user

fuck that manager what kind of honor or morals do you hold as god damn manager.

The correct answer to all of this. You could be a made man, OP.
Should be your reason for leaving. Maybe the manager gets off work one night and finds his tires ruined. Maybe it cost him about $500. Maybe he doesn't get much business anymore for some inexplicable reason.

World's a strange place, lotta weird things happen out there you know

tell pepito and i bet the manager will change his mind

a badda bing a badda boom fettucini linguini wheres the gabagool

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italian food general?

While I don't think working for the mob is a smart move, I think they should help your manager realize that you're an indispensable employee with a nice "talking to".

I just met this dude names gaetano found out he owns a pizza joint the special was extra thin crust light homemade red sauce buffalo mozzarella provalone, basil and proscioutto

mama mia it was fucking good

What kind of fucking roleplay is this?

>tfw no mob connections
>get a job at a place that turns out to be a mob front
>get gently let go because I'm too slow at making sandwiches for "the boys"
I miss that job. Boss was a cool old bastard.

was his first name fagthony?

AYYYYYYYYYY that's a big tip

Ask for a second chance and make sandwiches faster

I hate chocolate chips in cannoli, ruins the texture for me. Ladyfingers in a tiramisu also have to be completely saturated.

>tfw no mob connections
>work in a restaurant that's not mob owned
>nothing eventful happens

you need to intervene before they knife your manager. I mean unless your a cunt like youre relatives.

wait why'd you get written up for something someone else did

Mob is weird. My area is currently mob free but I knew someone who had a fling with some mobster in reno, guy gave her a card with a red or black handprint on it, can't remember. She got free drinks from everyone she showed it to no matter which casino.

Just googled it. The symbol of a black handprint was an old school threat of violence for extortion purposes.

Lol OP your workplace might get burnt down.

>have mob connections myself
>work for mob
>make more than I would anywhere else
>literally just make lunch for 15 guys every day
>still no gf

>Food and cooking.

Why aren't American gangs like this? All they do is fuck everything up and give the whole establishment a hard time.

I kind of hate having mob connections
Its not like i even wanted it

>Operate a small food joint, serving up small special of the days and shit
>suddenly its a hang out for like these 10 dudes
>always harrasing everyone that comes in unless i say stop it guys
>when they scare people off they say "dun worrybout it my man, and drop cold hard cash on the table, I got you man"

>when they scare people off they say "dun worrybout it my man, and drop cold hard cash on the table, I got you man"

That's some dialogue. But seriously, I'd quit if I were you or ask for a change in shift or something. These things escalate very quickly

>Getting written up
>Actually being a chef

Stop lying. Restaurant owners and executive chefs will practically suck your dick to keep you around if you do good work, and know what you are doing.
I've been sent home regularly for being drunk or nodding out too hard on opiates. Or a combination of both from the night before and going full gordon Ramsay on people.

Mobtano??

Watch it, Chrissy

>work in restaurant with mafia connections
>it's the Jewish mafia
Fuck me, nothing cool ever happens in my life

Hey man, my grandfather's brother was involved in that back in the Bronx. They blew up his (the brother) car for fucking them. They're still organized crime.

>tfw no mob connections
>work in a restaurant that's not mob owned
>live a happy life of relative safety

>tfw no mob connections
>work in a restaurant that's mob owned
>whole restaurant is a retirement gift for one of "the boyz" who hates the mob and tried to get out
>tries to run it legit but is neurotic and incompetent
>get sick of his shit, walk up to a mobster and say "i can't handle this, i'm out"
>mobster says "understandable dun worry about it" and hands over a fat wad of cash
>retiree disappears
>entire restaurant disappears

I used to work as a dishwasher at a restaurant owned by a Jewish family.
Nice people, they all fled from Poland during the holocaust and settled here.
Great food as well.

sounds like the mob should give the boss a little talking to if you know what i mean

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I live in Reno and have never heard of this but then again I don't have mob connections so this could be legit, only real organized crime around here is illegal prostitution and drug rings run out of legally operating strip clubs

>I live in Reno
AHAHAHAHAHhhHaHAHAHZHAHhahah

My father's best friend married this mob chick. her father owns this deli. apparently they really like him because once we went to go get lunch and he just walked behind the counter and started making us a sandwich. Good sandwich.

Yeah join the mob you sissy

bullying is not a nice thing to do

;_____;

>he lives in Reno.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NERD