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sure, I could go for a ja/ck/ thread.

why did they just hold it there for 15 seconds?
is there a real reason or are they retarded?

They could've just held it in the chocolate for about 3 seconds and gotten the same result. Why hold it in there so long?

Looks like the hand of child, probably a retarded child.

Because it's a child. They've no concept of such things.

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it was some goofy little kid playing around. in the actual video you can hear them all giggling.

HNNNGGGG

I fucking hate children

You sound like a child

Ovaah here

To the Jack posters, will you at least say it is a Jack webm in your post?

Thank you.

Meat is murder.

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>pasta
>American
I don't think so mate. Also that looks dank as hell.

Putting it in the shells added nothing. It only made it worse.

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God I fucking hate this dude's face

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LOL just eat some fucking eggs, jesus christ.

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Just filter them.
It's not hard.

Iron maiden is pretty cool.

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What the fuck

And people say traditional British food is bland...

LOL @ the UK.

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Hate those things. All I can imagine is a fly or gnat flying into it.

I've seen worse.

Takes one to know one shithead.

Rude desu.

Why does this make me want to beat some schmuck to death with a baseball bat?

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I hate fucking children.

i hatefuck children

I wanna kick his face

Is this some kind of parody or is this guy actually this awful

>guy
that's kay, bro

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Vomit.jpg

Why does this make me want to beat some schmuck to death with a baseball bat?

sorry but who on earth is that?

lifehack for foodies.

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Terrible, but at least he got the oil up to temperature, first. That's more than Jacl can lay claim to.

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Reported to the ASPCA

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>never heard of kays good cooking

Who the fuck told kay she could cook?

Jesus christ does she not use reference images or a youtube video?

Imagine the face he makes when he cums in his wife

All that fucking money just so you can say you're better than everyone else.

northern England was a mistake

>still reposting

God damn it. Post OC or fuck off.

>England

>OC
Not all of us work in a dragons beard factory.

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My fatass sister in law who I've known for 15 years, I have literally only seen her eat something very similar to this or some various concoction of fried cheese. Also will only drink Caffeine Free Coke (because it's "healthier") or sweet tea

Yes, she is 400 lbs.

Yes, she looks more unhealthy and on the verge of death than your average 700lb fatty

this is a worksafe board user

>spending 15 times as long to make some toast and eggs with an avocado

These faggots need to be tossed off a building.

yeah sorry i dont watch fucking shit excuses for (((Cooking))) on youtube all day.

same, cooking challenge threads give me my fill of that already

Yum. Live me some diarrhea-glazed rat on a stick.

16000 strings of honey, wow

why the fuck would one put that shit inside not just one, but two wraps

sorry man I lurk here but don't follow all the shitposting like /jack/, joey and whatever fastfood is currently memeing

that has to be some of the stupidest shit I've seen, of course it came from ladbible
>compartmentalised skillet so you can spend more time washing up and not cook the hashbrowns/egg in bacon/sausage fat
>put everything in at the same time despite different cooking times
>odious amounts of oil in every compartment
>1 fucking egg
>trying to dip the sausage into the egg yolk for a money shot and failing spectacularly cause its a greasy fucking piece of shit
>no HP sauce/pepper

I didn't think I could find worse than tasty until just now. 1/10 cause they at least had black pudding

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Fucking stupid.

I love this motherfucker

why would you put rice on a taco? thats so starchy

>guys starts laying bacon wheel

stopped there.

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What a tremendously awful recipe. This would taste fucking horrid unless you like under seasoned plain mince.

>guy

My sweet summer child...

>paper white egg
only anglos and murrikunts will eat this

That's an awful lot of effort for bacon with plain beef and cheese on it.
I'd rather just make tacos and add some chopped bacon on top.

britbong breakfast is literally the most tasteless shit i've ever had to eat.
also every single fucking jam is so bitter you're gonna throw up.
combined with the undrinkable tapwater and their sugarless tea it's worse than skipping breakfast completely.

MOOODS

>Amerifat nigger who's country is 1/3 pre-diabetic complaining about lack of sugar.

Americunt here and that's just nonsense. The only objectionable thing about a britfag full english is dem beans. Everything else is great, unless you're one of those types who blood sausage shrivels their micro benis.

t. travelled to england on business and had locals take me out for a full english.

and about the lack of salt.
and about any other flavour aside bitter.

Zimbabwe doesnt have any eggs though

that's a swedish runner user.

Mexican """"cuisine"""""

Even if the bones were taken out, wouldn't there be gristle?

In that recipe there would be considerable gristle, you need to let ribs in the oven go for 5-6 hours before everything gets pull-apart soft. That being said if you needed something big to take to a party or potluck this isn't the worst thing you could do.

oh no! hope the bird was OK :(

Why don't they just mix the orange and white sauces together? I always see people using both of them in these.

brazilians aren't the brightest folks

youtube.com/watch?v=UdRvlLZLI6c

maybe someone might only want one of the sauces

>if autism were a food