Dinotendie cookalong

deviled ham or potted meat

Anchovies fit nicely up my urethra

These threads confuse me so much

Sit on my lap and I will explain everything, my sweet walrus.

Is spam ok i have some at home

sure thing dinotendies

Spam fits nicely into the anal cavity.

Vegan tendies

Get some vegemite if they have an imports section

get horseradish. I mean the veg not the paste

also get Turkish delights

gummy bears plox i'm asking nicely

Pineapple

ugh no, this is a dinotendies thread

Sorry im back home, we will do something next dish with them

Also slight problem. I forgotni dont have wheat flower bit imstead i have masa. Im just going to go with it

Any chilli flakes?

it's ok i look forward to it
>forgotni dont have wheat flower bit imstead i have masa
All "pasta" made with masa instead of flour shall henceforth be known as forgotini

Dice chicken

Wait, is this the same guy as pic related?

Yes

Nah, completely different

Please be careful tendies... Don't want you to have an accident

Pan hot.
Sear chicken.

I hope you put oil in that bitch

ooh im on the tendie thread at a good time for once

Is it nice and hot or just hot?

I eagerly await photo compilations of this new abortion.

those doesn't look like dinosaurs

I have a little bacon going here

Once the chicken gets some color cut the heat

Bring to boil and set it to a simmer.

i'm at the edge of my seat

drain most of your broth and save it for later

Whered the broth come from

Add a little chipotle peppers and the sauce that it is good. If i had a lemon and lime i would put them with the chicken

yo mama

dis some good shit, curious to see where this is going

The liquid from the boiled chicken. It was boiled in plain water

how's the cooking going?

Shred chicken and add a touch of salt
Chop bacon and save the grease

It's just cooked meat, how does it already look so damn dirty

Here we go

what crust are you using?

Take masa and add mix in some greace as well. Then add water

This might turn out all right

you have no idea

What happened? There was a 3 legged table last I checked in

Oh fuck yeeeees

this is just going to be a regular, decent meal.

i love pizza

t. roy

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT I'M EXCITED

imagine knowing what anything in this picture meant

HURRY THE FUCK UP DINO I GOT SHIT TO DO

>save the grease
What are you planning to do with it? You're making me nervous.

Oh god
you're not planning to cover it all in melted cheese wiz, are you???

WHAT'S HAPPENING

>one hour and 42 minutes ago
I guess the food poisoning finally caught up to him.

F

he's definitely tried something stupid as a joke and severly hurt himself or the cat

Who /alive/ here?

Not op apparently

It's going to be daijoubu isn't it?

Nope, we're fucked.

Rip tendies

Lmfao

>2:18 ago
Come back! I love you DinoTendies.

R.I.P. Dinotendie
youtu.be/6ppdB6JX99Q

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Goodnight, sweet prince

We all knew this day would come.
I just wish it weren't so soon.

Rip in peace dinotendies

This happens every time he does a thread, things start to get good and he fucks off for 4-5 hours
He'll come back post a picture of his stray cats and pretend like everything was fine

Remember his cake?

Dinotendies, we miss you

i guess dinotendies finally is kill

I can't believe dinotendies actually died

That was last cook. The pic you are replying to was 3 cooks ago.

I mean, I know its Dinotendies we're dealing with here but saving the grease is a very common thing.

That wasn't a cake.

I just want to say as my very first Veeky Forums thread this was very confusing.

this is as good as it gets

still waiting....

Sorry ill left in the middle of cooking. I saved all the prep amd ill post later tonight

omg thats like sooooooooo funny cos it says celery but its a cucumber lmfao xD

deep dish is no pizza

it's a fucking american abomination

...

>worrying about abominations
>in a dinotendie thread
you're in for a ride

I don't think dinotendies is for you lad.

yeah I also get the feeling

Bump for our Lord and Savior

He's alive

This board doesen't have any good memes so we latch onto anything stupid and hope it sticks.

Bump so this stays the most relavent thread here. Godspeed you autistic fuck

Last picture i took before i left

DINOTENDIES

Pictures of cats?