Would you eat human meat if you had the opportunity?

Reminder that Idi Amin, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular", Uncrowned King of Scotland considered human meat too salty for his liking

It is unethical and inhumane to throw away aborted fetuses when people are starving. We should eat that human veal.

only if you eat the brains, ananon

Brains of other animals, you'll get prion diseases from any human flesh unless I'm mixing something up

Prawn brain is just especially-fishy cream

Just don't eat brains you'll be fine.

The brains are a lot worse but muscle is still dangerous

Yeah, for sure I'd try it given it was collected under the right circumstances. Say immediately after someone died in a car crash.

Would you eat human sashimi?

You can but it's dramatically less likely.

Catching other diseases is a big risk though if you don't pick your prey carefully, stuff like hepatitis could be transmitted through cannibalism.

id like to eat a white girl. i wouldnt like the thought of eating a minority and theres something gay about eating male meat

>something gay about eating male meat

Ya no shit

>something gay about eating male meat

You didn't say that last night, did you?

They call it the same in Hawai'i.

I'd make pozole.

That Japanese cannibal said it was like eating tuna IIRC

Abso-fuckin-lutely.I seriously think about this daily. I bet it tastes amazing.

Well if you made that shit look like cheesesteak I'd be all over that fucking shit

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO BE A CANNIBAL?!??!

>Price/kilo
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I eat the little fleshy things from next to my fingernails when they stick out,
>already a cannibal

Only gay if you swallow

If had a girlfriend to eat it with

That might sound weird but that way it might be kinda a hot activity especially if we caught the meat together

hell no, just think of what kind of people would be used for meat.

poor people or an inferior race

Prions are cool.

No because it is a sin and literally says not to in the Bible. Also, it is generally toxic for consumption. Hence why nigger tribes who eat each other tend to die before 35.

> No because it is a sin
Proofs
> literally says not to in the Bible
Proofs

I'd probably taste pretty good.
I've been marinading myself with beer for over 20 years and I don't get much exercise so my meat would be nicely marbled and tender.

If it was already prepared an the human didn't have any diseases then sure.

yes

Fucking milinials

>muh skydaddy

With all the corned beef from Mexico, I could get a hint of rival cartel ears

i read this and thought it was fucked up but then i realized i feel the same way

i then began to think of the people i would/wouldn't eat, and came to the conclusion that i would only eat people i would fuck
like, only cute, non-overweight white or asian girls

i then wanted to know if asian girls and white girls taste different

what does this mean

why did those thoughts never cross your mind when you were a teenager?

>no halal sign
Haram.

Depends on the cut. I'd assume that for most humans, lats would make a really good cut.

Most of the anglosphere uses metric as well as dollars.

>60kg
Vegan manlet detected

cooking wouldn't kill the viruses?

Not unless that human was vegan who didn't use beauty products. Probably the reason why people don't eat carnivorous animals is because they taste bad. I had friends who offered me dog and I declined because of principles, but to them it's just meat.

i only eat human veal

I would eat a Taylor swift. That shit probably tastes good.

>After the Conquest, when cannibalism was banned, pork became the staple meat as it "tasted very similar" [to human flesh], according to a Spanish priest.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pozole
if you ever had pozole in México you probably have and you wouldn't even know

chink detected

Nah man, viruses can be pretty tough, that's why mad cow is always a threat, cooking just isn't hot/high pressure enough

I only eat stupid animals, so yes as long as it was politically right in life.