I've never been to Taco Bell

I've never been to Taco Bell.

What should I get?

The only thing I'm dead set against is the ground beef. I'll pay extra for whatever. I recently inherited 1.2 million USD.

Steak quesadilla is a rip off but it's delicious

Nothing on the menu is good

It's a restaurant for poor people and people who are high, but they don't live near a cookout

dollar menu nigga.

That spicy potato soft taco.

Just eat like 3 of those

I never said anything about enjoying it. I just want to try it now. In many respects, I feel like a new man.

This guy knows what he's talking about

>I recently inherited 1.2 million USD.
And your first course of action is to get Taco Bell?

potatoes are good
avoid the rice, beans, and tortilla strips
rollers, flatbreads, meximelts, chalupas
If it has cheese in it get 4x extra cheese
The stopsign is okay but it needs more filling so make sure to get extra steak, chicken, cheese, whatever

Yes. Never been to Taco Bell and when I collect my money in town tomorrow, there is a Taco Bell right by the court house. Going to treat myself before driving my fiance to Planned Parenthood. Life is good.

Just get one of everything then

Will only be like $40

Diablo sauce

I hope you aren't expecting it to look all vaporwave like that.

get a commercial property that will provide with 120k a year

photograph the edges of the stitching OP, please.. I want to see how dirty/worn they are..

chicken quesarito is pretty good. gordita crunch is a close second..

I usually go with a couple beefy frito burritos though, you just cant beat that price.

$5 cravings box is the most bang for your buck though. Highly recommend.

This.

Cheesy Gordita Crunch is by far the most superior item on the menu.

buy the taco bell

You have a weird fuckin life mate.

Chalupa

Well I like the tacos supreme with the hard shell but if you hate ground beef then I guess the cinammon twists are the best bet

7 layer burrito is good, 10/10 would recommend

>inherit $1.2m
>gonna go get that taco bell and abortion i been needing

C H A L U P A
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B A J A B L A S T

How do you explain 4.4 million black babies dead since 1974 onward at planned parenthood huh? How do you explain that? Lamborghini's? How do you explain Lamborghini's? Baby body parts?

Bring your own hot dog and ask for nacho cheese.

5 layer burrito is always good
Their loaded grillers are good
Cheesy Gordita Crunch is excellent

taco bell is the most disgusting food in the world and the only thing worth eating is the regular soft tacos

welcome to hell, also fuck you guys

>No Chalupa
kys

Did you at least get Baja Blast

no this is enough bullshit as it is

What the fuck is your problem

you know he didn't say he got the money FROM planned parenthood right

I guess I'm not in the mood for mountain dew, got some root beer instead

why risk death now that you are rich?

Yayayayay, still contributing to murder like a jerk.

>1.2 million USD.
How cute, I make nearly that much yearly from dividend payments.

Former employee here, cheesey fiesta potato with jalapeno and 2 packs of hot sauce stirred in, cheesey gordita crunch with fiery shell and shredded chicken instead of beef

cool