How do I keep chowder out

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Try hummus

shave your face you ugly child molesting degenerate

You don't. Just accept that yours going to have to wash your face after meals like that. I keep wet wipes in my pocket and car for these trying times as well.

i started this same thread a week ago and was pleasantly surprised to get about fifty replies, it was great
good choice of bait OP

if you get a slotted spoon then you can eat soup without having to eat any of the juicey parts

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Where you cryogenically frozen on the set of a 70s porn shoot?

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You have to stop being gay and stop taking it in the face.

Kill the rats living on your lip and in your nose.

Use a Panini

this could come in handy

Everyone knows when you say "chowder" you really mean "cum"

big beard fag here. I just accept I am gonna look like a 2 year old who just ate and I just use my napkin after I am done eating if I am not eating with business partners

I have a moustache and I have no trouble eating without getting food all over it.

I have mustache and beard. I prepare by having paper towels or napkins before I eat, and I wipe if I feel like I have a food particle, but it's usually just a greasy lip feel.

I put on a welding mask before i eat. Problem solved.

It depends which way the hair goes. Some people have mustaches that basically grow straight down over their lips, others have ones that grow more to the sides and it's easier to keep them out of the way.

Seems I'm the only one here who understands what OP meant with "chowder", no I feel gay for knowing.

Facial hair is literally the male version of shaving your eyebrows and drawing them back on.

My mom was always smart enough to not buy feminine branded shaving products. That shit is often inferior because it doesn't need to stand up to daily use and legs are more robust than faces.

Just tell him Panini moved into your house, he won't ever bother you again.

Why did she pierced her face with silver beads that you put on wedding cakes?

I love chowdering out. I can't do it every day though, it's too debilitating. It's more of a special occasion thing for me.

That doesn't make any sense.

Literally?

Why do you ask autistic questions like a faggot? Nevermind, I already answered it myself.