>tried eating a raw oyster >texture is disgusting >smell is disgusting >muster up the strength to put this disgusting unborn fetus in my mouth >completely soft >cant even chew it >tastes like dirty water >manage to swallow it >start gagging >have to excuse myself in public to throw up in front of the restaurant >cant eat after
seriously, why is this disgusting meme food loved so much?
Plebeian detected. Go eat some McDonald's you uncultured swine.
Logan Brown
To me it tasted a bit like the fermented herring we eat in the netherlands, but with less aftertaste. Not bad desu.
Not really worth the money though IMO.
Kevin Gray
I prefer them fried
Gabriel Kelly
there is a whole world of food out there that is disgusting the first couple of times you eat it and then gets good
David Ross
This.
Jose Evans
I don't get it either. Tastes like a fishy ball of phlegm.
Eli Jones
>why is this disgusting meme food loved so much? It tastes like a load of cum.
Dominic Jones
No lemon?
Jacob Russell
Basically. It feels and tastes like cum in your mouth and people say it's an aphrodisiac.
Probably based on the aforementioned feeling it inspires moreso than any real scientific reason.
Blake Gonzalez
nice sunk cost fallacy
Benjamin Gonzalez
no
Noah Murphy
>it's an aphrodisiac nice chinaman meme
Hunter Cox
110% This.
Ryan Ortiz
How do you get emotionally invested in bad tasting food when it is the taste buds on your tongue adapting to the change in food so they literally taste different?
Oliver Barnes
Wtf, what are you on you illiterate fagfuck?
Parker Adams
>ITT: slutting up your food before you furiously masturbate
I’ve been to a couple bars on the coast in South Africa that have free all-you-can-eat fresh oysters they’re so cheap there.
Blake Roberts
I've been to a beach that had free fresh oysters literally laying around on the ground.
Evan Sullivan
A lot of foods you need to get used to them in childhood. I honestly believe there's food you can never eat once you go past a certain age.
Jose Murphy
>>smell is disgusting Sorry guy, you just had bad oysters. They should have almost no scent did you get them at some shithole like Hooters?
Connor Miller
I had a fresh raw oyster and it didn't smell or taste like much at all.
James Barnes
I don't really like them either. People like different things.
Christian Robinson
oyster is like pussy, if it smells like fish, dont eat it
Noah Perez
Put some tabasco sauce on them.
Evan Green
I'm not a fan of eating anything raw, but fried, smoked, or even just grilled oysters are pretty good
Isaiah Wilson
>there are people who will eat oysters but not the king of fruits
Liam Anderson
I fucking love caviar so fucking much. I have become addicted to it.
Jaxon Phillips
That depends. I can tell you right now that there are a lot of foods I wouldn't touch with a barge pole when I was young than I crave now.
Tastes change thoughout life; taste buds become less sensitive as we age, or we become more eager for new experiences and overcome our initial physical reactions.